Poll

Honestly now, which would you trust with a burnt-out matchstick?

Barak Obama

45% - 5
Mitt Romney

9% - 1
Someone else

27% - 3
Anyone else

18% - 2
Total: 11

#1 2012-08-09 23:14:04

Just a quick show of hands please, Assholes.

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#2 2012-08-09 23:33:14

The first idiot believes in a perfect god who can hear 50 million people murmur to him at the same time.  He also associated with unrepentant, domestict terrorists.

The second idiot believes that god is a physical man, about 6 feet tall, who lives on a planet near the sun, Kolob, had physical relations with a 14 year old girl, mary.  Also, the garden of eden is in Missouri.  Indians are the lost tribe of Israel.  Dark skin is a sign of evil but, if you are sufficiently righteous, you can be made white.

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#3 2012-08-09 23:35:00

Egoist wrote:

The first idiot believes in a perfect god who can hear 50 million people murmur to him at the same time.  He also associated with unrepentant, domestict terrorists.

The second idiot believes that god is a physical man, about 6 feet tall, who lives on a planet near the sun, Kolob, had physical relations with a 14 year old girl, mary.  Also, the garden of eden is in Missouri.  Indians are the lost tribe of Israel.  Dark skin is a sign of evil but, if you are sufficiently righteous, you can be made white.

Thank you for explaining the relevant and obvious mythologies to us, dickwad.

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#4 2012-08-10 01:45:13

Regardless of whatever particular sort of douches they are now, one young man made a lot of money (and hid the income, it would seem) fucking people over and the other helped the fucked-over with a not a lot of money. On that basis alone I have a winner in the match-holder hurdles.

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#5 2012-08-10 02:06:20

Tall Paul wrote:

Regardless of whatever particular sort of douches they are now, one young man made a lot of money (and hid the income, it would seem) fucking people over and the other helped the fucked-over with a not a lot of money. On that basis alone I have a winner in the match-holder hurdles.

Horseshit.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … -mitt-rom/

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … r-legisla/

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … ans-death/

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/20 … um=twitter

Liars and hypocrits.  Republicans are idiots but the democrats are retarded, hypocritical, evil idiots. 

in a hundred years, I hope my grandchildren can ask "what were democrats?"

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#6 2012-08-10 07:44:50

Egoist wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

Regardless of whatever particular sort of douches they are now, one young man made a lot of money (and hid the income, it would seem) fucking people over and the other helped the fucked-over with a not a lot of money. On that basis alone I have a winner in the match-holder hurdles.

Horseshit.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … -mitt-rom/

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … r-legisla/

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … ans-death/

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/20 … um=twitter

Liars and hypocrits.  Republicans are idiots but the democrats are retarded, hypocritical, evil idiots. 

in a hundred years, I hope my grandchildren can ask "what were democrats?"

A hundred years from now your grandchildren will be asking, " How did grandpa have children and grandchildren, when all he does is take it in the ass like a little bitch?"

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#7 2012-08-10 10:14:46

Romney would sell you the match stick for $1000 and only after you bought it would you find out that he had already mortgaged it for $100,000 and taken the money to Switzerland.

Obama would get a grant for $100,000 to help you buy the match stick, but he would take all of the grant money for research about the best way to tell you to buy a match stick so there wouldn't be any left to actually buy it.

It saddens me that this is the first Presidential election where I haven't even had the smallest kernel of desire to see either candidate elected. I really can't find a single redeeming nugget of integrity, humanity or civic duty to grasp in the long, dark tea time of my political soul.

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#8 2012-08-10 10:25:43

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Romney would sell you the match stick for $1000 and only after you bought it would you find out that he had already mortgaged it for $100,000 and taken the money to Switzerland.

Obama would get a grant for $100,000 to help you buy the match stick, but he would take all of the grant money for research about the best way to tell you to buy a match stick so there wouldn't be any left to actually buy it.

It saddens me that this is the first Presidential election where I haven't even had the smallest kernel of desire to see either candidate elected. I really can't find a single redeeming nugget of integrity, humanity or civic duty to grasp in the long, dark tea time of my political soul.

Do you ever get tired of reading your own blathering nothingness?

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#9 2012-08-10 10:26:36

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7sGZYb0Tr7U/Tw-I3z0aViI/AAAAAAAAASk/eyaBfhJGjUI/s1600/I+Have+Political+Views.png

Seriously, you are boring as fuck.

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#10 2012-08-10 17:27:19

Bigcat wrote:

Egoist wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

Regardless of whatever particular sort of douches they are now, one young man made a lot of money (and hid the income, it would seem) fucking people over and the other helped the fucked-over with a not a lot of money. On that basis alone I have a winner in the match-holder hurdles.

Horseshit.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … -mitt-rom/

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … r-legisla/

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … ans-death/

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/20 … um=twitter

Liars and hypocrits.  Republicans are idiots but the democrats are retarded, hypocritical, evil idiots. 

in a hundred years, I hope my grandchildren can ask "what were democrats?"

A hundred years from now your grandchildren will be asking, " How did grandpa have children and grandchildren, when all he does is take it in the ass like a little bitch?"

After being proven wrong, you sure like to pull that ad hominem card.  Again. 

And I thought you libtards were supposed to be non-judgmental about sexuality.

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#11 2012-08-10 17:44:24

Egoist wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Egoist wrote:


Horseshit.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … -mitt-rom/

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … r-legisla/

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter … ans-death/

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/20 … um=twitter

Liars and hypocrits.  Republicans are idiots but the democrats are retarded, hypocritical, evil idiots. 

in a hundred years, I hope my grandchildren can ask "what were democrats?"

A hundred years from now your grandchildren will be asking, " How did grandpa have children and grandchildren, when all he does is take it in the ass like a little bitch?"

After being proven wrong, you sure like to pull that ad hominem card.  Again. 

And I thought you libtards were supposed to be non-judgmental about sexuality.

Finding stuff on the internet proves me wrong? I am not nearly as passionate (or mentally disturbed ) about the topic as you.

I didn't realize, although looking back now it is obvious, that I was dealing with a mental patient. I shall taunt you no more, please get the help you need so we don't read about you blowing up a mosque.

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#12 2012-08-10 17:59:51

Bigcat wrote:

Finding stuff on the internet proves me wrong? I am not nearly as passionate (or mentally disturbed ) about the topic as you.

I didn't realize, although looking back now it is obvious, that I was dealing with a mental patient. I shall taunt you no more, please get the help you need so we don't read about you blowing up a mosque.

Again, dig your head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist.  I guess some "stuff" I could find on that darn interwebs to prove gravity you'd just discount as well.  What more could one expect from someone who believes Chavez is a humanitarian, the president controls oil prices, OWS is positive, etc.

I know you're joking because there's no way you could be this stupid.

And why just a mosque?  All religion is fucked.

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#13 2012-08-10 18:05:03

It's ok buddy. Just relax. You are right about everything you said.

Put the gun down.


Come 'ere, lemme give you a hug.

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#14 2012-08-10 18:19:13

Bigcat wrote:

It's ok buddy. Just relax. You are right about everything you said.

Put the gun down.


Come 'ere, lemme give you a hug.

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#15 2012-08-10 18:20:12

Bigcat wrote:

It's ok buddy. Just relax. You are right about everything you said.

Put the gun down.


Come 'ere, lemme give you a hug.

I ain't even mad

I seem to remember you getting quite riled up after being exposed as a total idiot with your conspiracy theories about your humanitarian hero, Hugo Chavez.  In fact, you threatened to kick my ass.  U mad bro?

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#16 2012-08-10 18:20:55

I thought it was only if I came?

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#17 2012-08-10 18:42:38

Egoist wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

It's ok buddy. Just relax. You are right about everything you said.

Put the gun down.


Come 'ere, lemme give you a hug.

I ain't even mad

I seem to remember you getting quite riled up after being exposed as a total idiot with your conspiracy theories about your humanitarian hero, Hugo Chavez.  In fact, you threatened to kick my ass.  U mad bro?

In fairness, you need to have your ass kicked.

I'm not sure how you exposed me as a total idiot but, whatever. I'm done feeding you inner troll.  You have exposed yourself as one who can not communicate your opins without calling people idiots and stupid, etc. I'm sure you will go away soon enough.

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#18 2012-08-10 19:47:49

Bigcat wrote:

I'm not sure how you exposed me as a total idiot but, whatever.

Obviously. None of us are ever sure until it's too late.

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#19 2012-08-10 21:51:23

Tall Paul wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

I'm not sure how you exposed me as a total idiot but, whatever.

Obviously. None of us are ever sure until it's too late.

But on the plus side, as you age you will slowly forget many important moments but you will never forget those moments when you realized you just assed yourself out in front of the entire world.

(unless you are Egoboi, as those are his only type of memories he has nothing to forget)

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#20 2012-08-10 22:43:05

Bigcat wrote:

Egoist wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

It's ok buddy. Just relax. You are right about everything you said.

Put the gun down.


Come 'ere, lemme give you a hug.

I ain't even mad

I seem to remember you getting quite riled up after being exposed as a total idiot with your conspiracy theories about your humanitarian hero, Hugo Chavez.  In fact, you threatened to kick my ass.  U mad bro?

In fairness, you need to have your ass kicked.

I'm not sure how you exposed me as a total idiot but, whatever. I'm done feeding you inner troll.  You have exposed yourself as one who can not communicate your opins without calling people idiots and stupid, etc. I'm sure you will go away soon enough.

Typical liberal.  Threaten violence and then yearns to silence opposition. 

Let's see, you believe hugo chavez is a humanitarian and there is a conspiracy by western media (who is already very liberal) to create propaganda against him. 

When I disproved many of your crazy assertions with multiple sources, you just ignored it.  You frequently called me a right winger who lives in his mother's basement, etc.  And since you are so thin-skinned and get butthurt so easily, you moan like a whore that your feelings are hurt after self-identifying as, what Lenin called "a useful idiot."

Yes, yes.  The butthurt is strong in you.

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