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pALEPHx

Worse than Horseonovitch?

70% - 14
Better than Horseonovitch?

30% - 6
Total: 20

#51 2009-12-24 12:20:10

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Pale and Horse and Lurker and Wilber and the spammers are all welcome here, in My book.

I am not sure how Lurker and Wilbur got in-cluded in there.  Lurker would only post a few "I am taking my ball, and going home (By the way, I am gay)" comments per day - Hardly what I would re-fer to as "spamming".  Wilbur's comments were generally relevant to the topic, and rarely posted in an over-whelming abundance.

As for Horse, I have all-ways found him easy enough to ig-nore.  I simply skip over any comment of his that con-sists of more than three sentences.  P3N1X, on the other hand, basically renders the board un-use-able for the day when he stops by to post basically the same whining on a page or two worth of topics.

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#52 2009-12-24 12:31:37

Horseonovich wrote:

All Horsey's little ones should tuck themselves in with visions of sugar plums and
Golden Horsey Love spewing and gushing upon them in asynchronous, pulsating squirts of amber and pearl.

Horse:

You want to watch that kind of talk around pALEPHx, trust me.  He'll get all intrigued and shit, and you remember how much trouble you had with Question in that regard.

P.S.: Hi, Dec!

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#53 2009-12-24 12:53:59

Montecore wrote:

Horse:

You want to watch that kind of talk around pALEPHx, trust me.  He'll get all intrigued and shit, and you remember how much trouble you had with Question in that regard.

P.S.: Hi, Dec!

Noted.  I was "feeling the love" last night is all.

There: but two lines.  Dec doesn't have to ig-nore.

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#54 2009-12-24 15:56:04

Horseonovich wrote:

fnord wrote:

Horseonovich wrote:

He seems to be out to impress Fnord for some reason (and he does a bad job of trying to mask the fact that he kisses his ass whilst feigning abuse).  It's like he's trying to "do" fnord (no not in that sense ... where's your head at?) -- but only fnord can be fnord.  When Px chimed in on that month-ago thread about the Old South he pretty much gave himself away as a sycophantic fraud trying to hide the fact that he is a sycophantic fraud.

What you’re suggesting isn’t implausible.  He once stated his ideal partner would be a Jewish MD with blue eyes and curly light brown hair.  I have blue eyes but otherwise I don’t fit his physical ideal.  On the other hand, I’ve been in a monogamous relationship with Partner™ for almost twenty years and I’ve stayed with him and taken care of him through what may prove to be his final illness.  His cancer appears to be in remission for now, but he’s a bit older than me, so the odds are good I will be single within a few years.

Pale has reached the age where he realizes most people don’t get everything they want in a relationship.  I possess personality characteristics that make me a good catch; if he’s tracked my activities on the net he knows I live within a few hour’s drive from him.  He has seen a picture of me and knows that while I’m not an ideal sexual fantasy from his perspective, mirrors don’t shatter when I enter the room.  And of course there’s the whole matter of whether or not the fnord persona accurately reflects who I am in real life.  He wouldn’t want “fnord”, but he’s curious about the man behind “fnord”.

Is it me or does one get the impression that fnordonovich has thought much of this through already in some depth, and frequently even? 

On a side note, fnord, if I didn't know you better, the above could also be construed as a personal marketing pitch to Pale (if not a direct entreaty).   You GO girl!

Marketing myself to anybody would be premature at this point, and as I don't feel lust for Pale nor do I see him as being compatible with me he would not be the target of any marketing effort on my part.

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#55 2009-12-24 15:59:10

fnord wrote:

I'm not going to reveal my undisclosed location.

Still, that places you much farther south than I had imagined.

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#56 2009-12-24 16:09:59

fnord wrote:

I'm not going to reveal my undisclosed location.

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/022406/never-reveal.jpg

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#57 2009-12-24 21:58:58

fnord wrote:

One big difference is where they are at in their lives right now.  Horse seems to have found love...

So, who's the lucky guy/drag-queen/transgender/transsexual?

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#58 2009-12-24 23:53:23

Hi All.  Just popping in to say Merry Christmas to you cunts.  Take care of yourselves.  Horsey

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#59 2009-12-25 05:18:46

. . . and to the Horse you rode in on.  Merry ambiguous holidays to all you non-denominational outcasts.

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