Michael Jackson will live on as a 'plastinated' creature preserved by German doctor Gunther von Hagens.

I been away at the beach all weekend so let me jump on this bandwagon:

Michael's last wishes were apparently to have his body recycled into grocery bags so he could remain white, plastic and dangerous for children to play with.

Since Michael Jackson is already 99% plastic, they're going to melt him down and turn him into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.

McDonald's has just announced a Micheal Jackson commemorative hamburger: A 50 year old piece of meat stuck in 8 year old buns. Can't wait!

Dmtdust wrote:

Details For George: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainmen … death.html

Thrilling, but already debunked.

Dirckman wrote:

Since Michael Jackson is already 99% plastic, they're going to melt him down and turn him into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.

It's true... you really can ass-hat within the same page of a thread.  Nice.

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Dirckman wrote:

Without even reading any of the other posts on this page I will attempt to asshat again....

Congratulations.

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Dirckman wrote:

square wrote:

Dirckman wrote:

Without even reading any of the other posts on this page I will attempt to asshat again....

Congratulations.

I wear my asshat with pride....  I can pull off about any look if involves a hat, this is me playing cowboy...

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/98_0529091718a.jpg

The hat's on backwards.

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How long before "Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos" show up on the internets???

Roger_That wrote:

How long before "Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos" show up on the internets???

If they don't hit before the weekend...You know what?  There's probably autopsy images around already. 

Or did you mean the REAL photos?  In that case, I'm gonna say roughly 45 minutes after the first incision is made.  They'll be cellphone pictures, natch, and they'll be poor quality and people will start seeing details that aren't actually there, like "he has six toes!" or "it looks like his penis fell off!" etc.

phreddy wrote:

The autopsy revealed so much plastic in Michael that they are melting him down into Legos so the kiddies can now play with him.

THREE times in ONE thread!  Are prizes being handed out?

George Orr wrote:

phreddy wrote:

The autopsy revealed so much plastic in Michael that they are melting him down into Legos so the kiddies can now play with him.

THREE times in ONE thread!  Are prizes being handed out?

For a triple crown winning hat trick? Absolutely!

Besides, it's a great line.

No wonder he fucking bought it: http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/01/michael-j … riminal/32

What a Maroon.

Here's the coolest rumor I've seen today (repeats some of what's in Dusty's link):

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and- … anic/full/

Also, why does it surprise me that Rush Limbaugh has lumbered up to the mike?  It really shouldn't.

The face on the left is what Michael would have looked like without all the plastic surgery, based on a computer generated age progression of his childhood appearance.

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Hundreds of fans and dozens of media pukes can't be wrong.

karenw wrote:

This just in: King of Pop to be immortalized in butter.

I'll be switching to margarine, thank you.

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phoQ wrote:

Autopsy photos now available
http://h.imagehost.org/0091/003_Autopsy … ackson.jpghttp://h.imagehost.org/0911/gangarajuch … utopsy.jpg

I don't think the one on the right is real.

karenw wrote:

Somehow this is a fitting tribute: The Eternal Moonwalk.

I sat and waited for, like, five minutes before an American contributor showed up (from California, natch).  I'd estimate that the musical accompaniment causes mild brain damage after about three minutes.  Also, someone in Scandahoovia somewhere named their little daughter "Leeloo."  Chrissakes.

Uh-oh, there's a skunk at the picnic this morning.

Jackson, we're told, was the "king of pop," who had "the biggest selling album of all time," and "broke MTV's color line." Every one of these dubious factoids was devised by Jackson or his agents.

George Orr wrote:

Uh-oh, there's a skunk at the picnic this morning.

Thanks.  I was really craving some anti-MJ.
And as long as we’re doing covers…

No gold-plated urn for the brain?  I *am* disappointed.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

No gold-plated urn for the brain?  I *am* disappointed.

Brain's in a plastic bag in a freezer in LA County Morgue.

Yeah, I know - I read the article - but I would have expected to at least have it on show.  After all, everything else was.