#151 2013-10-15 21:20:18

Amazing jazz-cigarette breakthrough by London medical boffins

Maybe I should post that headline in the newspaper obits thread...

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#152 2013-12-26 23:02:00

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#153 2014-01-08 15:13:26

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O'Rly?

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#157 2014-04-02 18:35:01

Yeah but imagine that awesome, best-buzz-ever moment just before impact.

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#158 2014-04-02 18:43:17

Finally, after so many decades have passed weed has equaled the CIA's LSD record of people jumping off balconies. Only one more to go and weed will be TWICE as lethal! Then again I wonder how many drunk drivers killed or were killed on the same evening? Nationally, about 27 or 28? Maybe this guy just needs his own theme song, something like "I Got Stoned And I Missed The Railing".

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#159 2014-04-02 18:52:10

Tall Paul wrote:

Finally, after so many decades have passed weed has equaled the CIA's LSD record of people jumping off balconies. Only one more to go and weed will be TWICE as lethal! Then again I wonder how many drunk drivers killed or were killed on the same evening? Nationally, about 27 or 28? Maybe this guy just needs his own theme song, something like "I Got Stoned And I Missed The Railing".

Art Linkletter's kid jumped out of a window on acid.  Pretty sure there's more than one LSD related accidental death on the books.  And, there's already a song called, "I got stoned, and I missed it"  Doctor Hook and the Medicine Show, I believe.

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#160 2014-04-02 19:19:44

Baywolfe wrote:

Art Linkletter's kid jumped out of a window on acid.  Pretty sure there's more than one LSD related accidental death on the books.  And, there's already a song called, "I got stoned, and I missed it"  Doctor Hook and the Medicine Show, I believe.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/linkletter.asp

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#161 2014-04-02 20:29:34

Baywolfe wrote:

Art Linkletter's kid jumped out of a window on acid.  Pretty sure there's more than one LSD related accidental death on the books.  And, there's already a song called, "I got stoned, and I missed it"  Doctor Hook and the Medicine Show, I believe.

Written by the great American poet Shel Silverstein. In fact, that's exactly the song I was trying to make you think of. Koochie koo.



Shit happens, so get over it. Art Linkletter might have if he wasn't blissfully unaware that acid only brings out what is already in a person's mind. Any parental whingering about drugs and suicide had better contain a big pile of guilty introspection on the subject of child abuse before anyone should take it seriously.  That goes double for the twisted shits in government who try to blame accidental deaths solely on medicines that happen to be out of social favor at the moment. As for the dark and evil perverts who dose people with hallucinogens for 'experimental' purposes to 'save the country from communism' and then cover up the resultant deaths by blaming it on hippies, they could best serve humanity by being composted alive. That's all I'm sayin'.

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#162 2014-04-02 23:28:30

Tall Paul wrote:

...acid only brings out what is already in a person's mind.....

I believe that only those who have taken acid truly understand this.

As for this supposedly-weed-induce gravity incident, you will see more dumber shit in Florida over then next several weeks from drinking copious amounts of shitty beer - also know as Spring Break.

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#163 2014-04-03 21:35:03

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#166 2014-07-11 09:32:51

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#167 2014-07-11 15:57:19

choad wrote:

Berkeley City Council Votes Free Weed For the Poor.

Next up, Free  to Sproul Hall!

Talk about a doubly negative incentive to get a job, pay taxes and be productive!

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#169 2014-07-27 02:26:04

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#171 2014-08-18 15:44:03

What'll they think of next?

Presenting, Weed Lube.

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#172 2014-08-18 21:41:11

choad wrote:

What'll they think of next?

Presenting, Weed Lube.

That's what I've always been saying. If they had marketed medical marijuana as a Viagra replacement instead of for dying old hippies with cancer, it would already be sold at 7-11. (Well, inside the 7-11 instead of out front...)

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#173 2014-08-19 13:22:08

GooberMcNutly wrote:

That's what I've always been saying. If they had marketed medical marijuana as a Viagra replacement instead of for dying old hippies with cancer, it would already be sold at 7-11. (Well, inside the 7-11 instead of out front...)

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#174 2014-09-18 16:38:24

TLDR, but then again I'm a drunk and not a pot head. Y'all might find it worthy of a quick read.

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#175 2014-09-18 17:26:31

Emmeran wrote:

TLDR, but then again I'm a drunk and not a pot head. Y'all might find it worthy of a quick read.

I'm sure that unit does a credible job and its vulture capital financiers no doubt expect the highest rate of return from numptys too ripped to the gills to know better. For anyone else, it's worthless as tits on a boar. Dump ground botanicals and butter into a double boiler and simmer two hours, then strain through cotton or cheese cloth and chill.

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#177 2014-10-16 19:44:58

There are very "intriguing" smoking apparatus in here. Liked the vulva! It's super funny!

I am learning how this vaporization thing works and might transition to vaping completely. Heard a lot of benefits of vaping than smoking my green. Oh and I actually read an article - http://www.whatsyourvapetemp.com/vapori … g-tobacco/ that pretty much explains it.

Would see how I take on vaping for the next few days. Excited.

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#178 2014-10-16 22:19:52

sandrawyvt wrote:

Excited.

I'm excited that you're excited, intrigued that you're intrigued. However, I'm less than thrilled with the linkwhoring and your statement that you've 'actually read' an article on your own website. Light up and/or leave me alone.

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#180 2015-01-06 01:38:33

sandrawyvt wrote:

It's super funny!

I see we have a puppy dog amongst us.

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#181 2015-01-06 19:23:15

Apologies if this has been posted before, but it's so goddamned cute:

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#182 2015-01-13 09:11:50

Love that!

I'll never forget the first time I smoked out my Granny, my Dad's mom, a real stick in the mud sourpuss. She had been a 3 pack a day smoker and 3 fifth a week drinker all her life and was slowly dying of three different cancers. She lived on 2 protein shakes a day and weighed 80 lbs. Put a nice load of krypto into the bowl and within an hour we were eating peanut butter and nutella toast and she was laughing for the first time in years.

My Mom's mom was my dealer for years, because my Uncle was the grower.

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#183 2015-05-01 08:14:22

The history of wastrel potanists ...

http://america.aljazeera.com/watch/show … neers.html

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#184 2015-05-01 09:03:31

choad wrote:

The history of wastrel potanists ...

http://america.aljazeera.com/watch/show … neers.html

All those words and they don't once talk about the differences between sativa and indica.  When I was a whippersnapper, indica was the what everybody wanted and called "kind bud".  Me personally, I prefer sativa.  I have made some kickass kief pressings blending about 85% sativa and 15% indica.

Lately the only high quality I can find in the ATL is indica, and it's intense.  Virtually one-hit-wonder-weed.  So of course I usually take about 2-3 hits.

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#185 2015-05-14 07:22:12

I'm a sativa fan myself, but the market wants indica for the THC potential, even if it does glue you to the couch.

Now if they could just get some genetic engineer to back cross it with it's closest relative, the hops plant, I can't even imagine what kinds of yields you could get.

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#186 2015-05-14 08:44:29

That's just it, I've had sativa that was as strong as the indica I'm getting these days, just not here in the US.  Virtually all the high grade stuff I've scored in the UK was sativa.  It's just that the numb skulls in the US market equate being high to...a numb skull.

They ever do legalize across the country here, I think I will take up micro-growing.  Free-range, pasture-raised, organic non-GMO, sustainable kind bud.  Just need a logo.  Probably with tits.

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#187 2015-05-15 10:34:14

XregnaR wrote:

They ever do legalize across the country here, I think I will take up micro-growing.  Free-range, pasture-raised, organic non-GMO, sustainable kind bud.  Just need a logo.  Probably with tits.

Something like this?

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#188 2015-05-15 11:54:12

Yeah, I could riff off that for sure.

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#189 2015-05-15 12:35:56

XregnaR wrote:

Yeah, I could riff off that for sure.

Needs a 'local' reference, such as Acapulco, Michoacán, Tye Stick.

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Where's your happy place?

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#190 2015-05-15 12:58:24

Sativa, now that is my happy one.

Growing legal starts July 1st here folks.

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#191 2015-06-30 16:57:06

Dmtdust wrote:

Sativa, now that is my happy one.

Growing legal starts July 1st here folks.

Dusty, Dusty, quite contrary / How does your garden grow? / With silver bells and cockleshells / And pretty maids all in a row?

Please post some pictures so the less fortunate of us everywhere else can get a second hand whiff.

http://kfor.com/2015/06/29/oregon-is-gi … -the-drug/

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#192 2015-06-30 17:16:04

choad wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Sativa, now that is my happy one.

Growing legal starts July 1st here folks.

Dusty, Dusty, quite contrary / How does your garden grow? / With silver bells and cockleshells / And pretty maids all in a row?

Please post some pictures so the less fortunate of us everywhere else can get a second hand whiff.

http://kfor.com/2015/06/29/oregon-is-gi … -the-drug/

Oh I will.  A friend contacted me whilst I was looking into clone prices, just out of the air with the offer of free cuttings.  Sweet Spot!

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#193 2015-07-01 12:16:42

After 50 years of always listening for the knock on the door, it is over finally.  What will come?  Life, simply, life.  I will have to retrain myself away from the paranoia, and the reactions from being busted, and let the time I spent in jail finally go.  Here is to a new day.


Oregon This Summer! Picking up clones this week.

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#194 2015-07-01 13:46:41

Dusty - I live in Virginia.  If just for today, I hate you.

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#195 2015-07-01 15:24:57

Fled wrote:

Dusty - I live in Virginia.  If just for today, I hate you.

I will send pics.  Push your local reps!  Time for the change!

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#196 2015-07-01 16:04:43

It is time for a change, or long past time, but Virginia is in no hurry to catch up. 

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#197 2015-07-01 17:46:37

Dusty,
Wow was not even paying attention to the date. Just saw this as I crossed over the Oregon border. Had to stop and lite up an offering. And I am not even a smoker anymores. Be a good day.

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#198 2015-07-01 18:23:45

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Dusty,
Wow was not even paying attention to the date. Just saw this as I crossed over the Oregon border. Had to stop and lite up an offering. And I am not even a smoker anymores. Be a good day.

I even picked up the (B)Oregonian today as it is commemorated on the front page.  I am not a big smoker anymore either, but I will be growing for friends, and producing the best Hashish possible, as that is my sweet spot.

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#199 2015-07-02 07:40:06

I need to dig through my attic.  I have a great write up on how to cultivate bonsai pot plants.  Even has guidance on how to ensure you are always supplied without having to harvest the whole plant.

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#200 2015-07-02 16:52:19

XregnaR wrote:

I need to dig through my attic.  I have a great write up on how to cultivate bonsai pot plants.  Even has guidance on how to ensure you are always supplied without having to harvest the whole plant.

I would appreciate a copy of that, if and when!

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