#2 2009-07-13 16:17:36

Thanks.  That was depressing and triggered relationship cyberchondria.

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#3 2009-07-13 17:10:46

I married a Guy's Girl subheading Miss Promiscuous.  Needless to say you know half of why I was selling rings.

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#4 2009-07-13 17:20:03

You are both crazy AND you are "fair and balanced".

nice!

Mr Sofie is a fortunate man, indeed!

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#5 2009-07-13 17:23:17

My own personal demon was a Lightswitch, but I think this site has yet to touch on some of her other, deeper pathologies.  This one goes in the RSS reader.

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#6 2009-07-13 18:03:56

Scotty wrote:

I married a Guy's Girl subheading Miss Promiscuous.  Needless to say you know half of why I was selling rings.

That’s why it’s Miss and not Mrs. Promiscuous.  I just hooked up with that combo last night and I’m still sore.

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#7 2009-07-13 18:08:13

phoQ wrote:

Scotty wrote:

I married a Guy's Girl subheading Miss Promiscuous.  Needless to say you know half of why I was selling rings.

That’s why it’s Miss and not Mrs. Promiscuous.  I just hooked up with that combo last night and I’m still sore.

You fucked my ex wife?  Shit, I didn't realize there was anyone left.

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#8 2009-07-13 19:02:56

Scotty wrote:

phoQ wrote:

Scotty wrote:

I married a Guy's Girl subheading Miss Promiscuous.  Needless to say you know half of why I was selling rings.

That’s why it’s Miss and not Mrs. Promiscuous.  I just hooked up with that combo last night and I’m still sore.

You fucked my ex wife?  Shit, I didn't realize there was anyone left.

Hold up!

I've not fucked her yet.

PM me her number as I hate being left out!

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#9 2009-07-13 19:09:15

Uh, yeah, me too, I think. Set it up and if I already did 'er I'll forfeit my place in line.

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#10 2009-07-13 19:29:34

Could y’all do me a favor and look for my watch while you’re in there?

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#11 2009-07-13 19:47:06

phoQ wrote:

Could y’all do me a favor and look for my watch while you’re in there?

Fnord already found it in Horse's poo-snatch.

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#12 2009-07-13 22:43:03

ptah13 wrote:

phoQ wrote:

Could y’all do me a favor and look for my watch while you’re in there?

Fnord already found it in Horse's poo-snatch.

What possible reason would I have for fistfucking Horse?  I’m in a committed relationship and not looking for outside action.  Second, I’m not into fistfucking; I’m a germophobe and a parasitophobe.  Add in Horse is heterosexual as far as we know plus I have no interest in him, especially since he claims to be black (though octoroon or perhaps less) and you have fantasized about one of the least likely trysts among High Street members.

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#13 2009-07-16 12:16:13

fnord wrote:

and you have fantasized about one of the least likely trysts among High Street members.

Hence why I am so funny!

It wouldn't be funny if it were realistic.

Like if I said, "Ptah found it in HKG's pantie-drawer", well, that wouldn't be as funny because I'd be thrilled to be neck-deep in HKG's unmentionables!

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