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sofaking · 2009-09-09 14:08:51

"Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, for every witness called against me I pray cancer in their lives, lupus, brain tumor, pancreatic cancer..."

Taint · 2009-09-09 14:13:53

Clearly, I underestimated the wonders of Christianity. I can make money, have lots of sex, and smite my enemies? Sign me up!

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jesusluvspegging · 2009-09-09 14:48:37

Cancer is hard. I'll give all of them the sniffles next spring.

sofaking · 2009-09-10 00:03:03

If there is a God, Atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.

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