I don't think it's Vegas, I think it's the Hoover Dam...  For some reason every time I've looked over the edge of the Hoover Dam I feel myself getting pulled over and I can't help but imagine myself flailing end over end as I topple to my death...  Once I get away from that place it's all cool with me.  I get the same thing when I visit the Grand Canyon, last time I was there some dude from Chicago threw himself over the edge.  I was kinda pissed cause I missed seein' him take the leap by about five minutes.

Nothing to worry about guys. Just tell your doctor you need to have your death perception corrected.

fnord wrote:

Don’t worry about Sofie.  She's the sort of person who would stay alive just to torment anybody who would want her dead!

hmmm....I'm not sure that I would mind her dead (nothing personal), at least not for the first day or so....after that we may have to rely heavily on perfumes and YouTube Favorites to keep the illusion up.

sofaking wrote:

You guys are hilarious.

I think the suicide rate is from a mixture of the meth abuse, losing gamblers, and wanted fugitives that come here for their last hurrah.

It truly is the Happiest Place on Earth. If you're not down and out, that is.

Nonetheless, we're putting you on a suicide watch. Each one of us will take turns living with you for a week at a time in order to monitor your well-being and moods. Oh, and I like toast and tea in the mornings along with the daily paper.

Y'all's just trying to get a vacation.

I swear, I like life. A lot.

Probably more than I really should.