The Internet already has information about my finances, my living situation, my work, and a million other facts: I'll be damned if I'm giving it information about what goes on in my butt, too.

fnord wrote:

Soon, every porn shop video booth will be equipped with these devices and this man will be profiled in The Wall Street Journal, People magazine, and will spend his life avoiding the stalkerazzi.

Unfortunately, much like "The Jerk" he will lose everything because of a simple design flaw. He forgot to install McAfee Antivirus on his software and everyone will eventually download an STD into their butt.