She needs serious work on that swing... needs to learn to keep her head and back aligned... and her follow-through is a nightmare.

"Strangest thing, Dear, some small pieces fell off my XBOX?"

She could have just used one of her legs instead of the golf club.

Her heart's not in it.  However, judging by the fact that her eyes are dead and totally devoid of soul, this fact is unsurprising.

I prefer a wooden Little League bat on home electronics.  Yes, you cannot get the same power as on a full sized baseball bat, but the LL bat is more convenient to use one-handed, and doesn't cause as much fatigue when you're just smashing the shit out of a disobedient printer or whatever.

The other good thing to do with naughty computer components is to drop them from a large height.  If you're only on the second story, you might want to throw them at the ground.

EDIT: You've/you're

...and, from my experience, a 4 Iron is a pretty good club to use on electronics.

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2009-11-25 19:19:42)

Well, he has zero excuses now - she exposed herself early.

I made the mistake of leaving one of these sorts alone in my place while I worked one time, came home to find she had cut up all of my pictures of me and my sister - she just assumed that my adopted gook sister was an old girlfriend.

The pictures were replaceable in the end, without that obvious hint though my nineteen year old ass might have made a serious mistake with that chick.

Emmeran wrote:

Well, he has zero excuses now - she exposed herself early.

I made the mistake of leaving one of these sorts alone in my place while I worked one time, came home to find she had cut up all of my pictures of me and my sister - she just assumed that my adopted gook sister was an old girlfriend.

The pictures were replaceable in the end, without that obvious hint though my nineteen year old ass might have made a serious mistake with that chick.

Aaaaahhhhahaha! Oh God, thats like hearing a story about something crazy that I would have done to my boyfriend. Oh, how about the time that I went snooping around (not current, this was an ex) while he left me to sleep in and found divorce papers. Seeing as how this guy was in his 20's at the time (and I younger) it came as a shock.

If you snoop, you will find it ("it" being something you don't want to fucking find). I have found plenty of "its" cry cry cry wah wah wah

I'd hit it...

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

without that obvious hint though my nineteen year old ass might have made a serious mistake with that chick.

...but the sex was great, wasn't it?

I'm a guy, the sex is always great.....reminds of that wonderful old joke:   

Q.  Why does it take women so long to have an orgasm?

A.  Who cares?