See, I thought you were talking about this, but you were really talking about this. Killjoy. BTW, just about any "pawn shop" will take the crappiest tools, and those books make good kindling.

Thank you, pPHx, for the crunch-tastic link- exactly what I wanted.  Saw that last night & almost wished he had something that would make as much noise when it burned...however, if he had managed to reproduce, I would have more likely tried to spirit his little beggar away, as people hurting children & animals brings out the "Ima get some jail time" side of my game theory. 


There is no punishment suited for such a shitstain (the baby arsonist, that is). 

re the tools - they are not even worth the effort of taking to the pawn shop, & his books - much as I hate to burn books, these are those idiotic greasy east-Indian yogi twat boils.  I think they will smell like disappointed, dirty undergraduates when they go up.  I wish I could come up with someway to make them unusable & also indisposable without exposing myself & my cats to something toxic.

hx Taint - I'm now in the middle of nearly nowhere.  I would love to take your advice & have, even deep in the hood, managed to fob off lots of books on unsuspecting tenement dwellers.  (At the end of one move, I had literally HUNDREDS of paperbacks and sample textbooks I could not take with me & was not "allowed" to leave by my house, & was reduced to "Hey! I got some GOOD STUFF in this bag.  Wanna try some?" and then they'd have an old Steinbeck or DuBois paperback and an abnormal pysch college text in their hands & it'd be too late to say no & they'd think I might be a cop or just fucking nuts & walk away smiling.)  That was when my former partner should have left.  However, the residents of my current location appear to be largely disinterested in improving their homes or minds and they don't walk much, either.  Also, there is a constant cold drizzle here -- maybe that's why most of the people around me resemble walruses & why my own whiskers appear to be sprouting way ahead of schedule.

DoucheEllington wrote:

There is no punishment suited for such a shitstain (the baby arsonist, that is).

Ah. I cannot disagree, but it is irredeemably cruel, is it not?

Taint wrote:

I don't know where you live Douche, but is putting them out on the sidewalk an option? ...New Age twaddle moves pretty fast.

One has to ask, "Is this the sort of literature I want to release into my community?" Light o' Love BS is nearly as poisonous as 'The Secret.' I say this as a reformed sidewalk collector of other peoples' poor periodical choices (mostly for collage/machining). For better or worse, I never left Our Bodies, Our Selves or the DSM out for random urchins to absorb.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

And if you meet any writers, shoot them.

You just had to prove you were interested in a different topic, didn't you. I'm losing my raging soft-on for you, thtud.