#1 2007-11-12 10:28:32

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the unethicist

You Make Keanu Reeves Look Smarter Than That Harvard Sweatshirt He Wore in "Chain Reaction"

"The Ethicist" is Randy Cohen's long-running advice column in the 'New York Times.' Each week, Gabriel Delahaye's "The Unethicist" will respond to the same questions as "The Ethicist." But you see: His answers, they may be different!

This week, a resident of California goes down the rabbit hole, and a man/woman in Albuquerque reminds us that while blood may be thicker than water, you can't inherit blood.

Some local fifth graders vandalized our town's voluntarily financed, old and prestigious organic garden. They were caught and did community service, but there is still several thousand dollars' worth of damage. Do their wealthy parents have an obligation to pay for these repairs? -- R.S., California

Historically, there are many cultural references for your experience that could prove useful in getting through this difficult time. I'd like to direct you to the movies Jacob's Ladder, The Cell, Vanilla Sky, and the first half hour of The Matrix. What all of these movies share are protagonists whose experience of reality turns out to be the result of mental illness, scientific experimentation, robotic manipulation, or death. What you learn from these films is up to you, but one thing is clear: fifth graders did not cause thousands of dollars of damage to an old and prestigious municipal organic garden because there is no such thing as an old and prestigious municipal organic garden, and if there were it would be valued in the several teens, not several thousands. Also there is no spoon.

Tripping the voluntarily financed, old and prestigious organic garden fantastic.

Furthermore, I'd like to take this moment to remind you of the following: the War in Iraq.

I hope this helps, you shitty person with aggressively misplaced priorities.

My beloved sister, a human rights worker in Central America, has long received financial help from our parents. I earn enough to support a comfortable lifestyle. May I ask them to make a reckoning of their aid to my sister, subtracting it from any bequest they eventually make her, so that overall, she and I receive equal amounts? -- Name Withheld, Albuquerque

You, sir/ma'am, are a king/queen among men/women. Do you know Susan Jackson by any chance?

I'm going to break down your question into its simpler parts so as to better formulate a solution to your problem.

1. Your sister has organized her life in such a way as to forgo the material pleasures of a financially rewarding career track in order to live in a third world country towards the benefit of the native inhabitants of that country.

2. You are a miserly lawyer/middle manager/marketing executive who earns enough money to live your life as you please, but without any of the satisfaction of someone who feels their short time on this Earth to be of any discernible purpose or value.

3. You are, to simply even further, a mildly depressed nobody with a middling income.

4. Continuing: your parents have agreed with the moral sacrifice of your sister's choices, and have concurrently agreed to give what can't really be that much money (it's fucking Central America, a Burger King manager can live like a Burrito King down there) to support these altruistic endeavors.

5. You, in your long, cat-petting hours spent tabulating the family coffers at the empty dining room table that hasn't seen a real dinner in years, have estimated exactly how much they have given her in comparison to how little they have given you because most parents don't feel the need to support the lifestyle of someone who settles into lukewarm economic comfort at the expense of all their ambitions.

6. Being the truly loving daughter/son and sister/brother that you are, you have come up with the breathtakingly venal and hilarious idea of suggesting to your still living parents that upon their imminent death, they subtract the amount that you have figured to the penny from your sister's portion of the estate, because everything should be split 50/50 starting from year one, and if it is not split 50/50 then what was the point of all that energy you wasted acting like a loving sibling/daughter when you could have been out there, working long overtime hours at your unfulfilling job to avoid the thought of how no one will be there to take care of you when you yourself grow old and sick? We all know that was just bullshit to get your hands on the cash, no one's fooling anyone, so let's call a spade a spade and fork it over.

Do I have that right?

I think you can do one of two things. A) Replace your sister's malarial medication with water so that she comes down with a fatal case of Dengue and passes before your parents, leaving the full inheritance of both your parents (who you might as well murder also, just to speed things along) in your damp, clammy hands to spend as you like on cat food and medicine for cats. B) Make the suggestion to your parents that they subtract what they've given to your sister from her inheritance as planned, but in front of a video camera, and send me a copy of the tape.

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#2 2007-11-12 10:35:08

WTF are you talking about?  What is this ?

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#3 2007-11-12 15:43:49

Roger_That wrote:

What is this ?

Other than laziness? Copyright infringement. Tsk.

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#4 2007-11-12 18:03:11

pALEPHx wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

What is this ?

Other than laziness? Copyright infringement. Tsk.

Your specialness, I will try harder to act like I care.  Maybe.  No, probably not.

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#5 2007-11-12 21:52:58

DoucheEllington wrote:

Your specialness, I will try harder to act like I care.

Sorry, Il Douchey, but if it were truly up to me, then there are occasions where you might not speak at all...but since I'm perfectly OK with the fact that it isn't, you might try not to swipe entire, unattributed articles, no matter how interesting they are. I'm really not an aggressive copyright enthusiast, nor do dislike your link (I think it's terrific, actually, and wish I'd thought to do something similar), but I'm pretty sure you don't want to endanger the continued existence of High Street with such a large chunk of someone else's work.

And yes, I'm special. My short bus has mag wheelz. So there.

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#6 2007-11-12 22:16:46

pALEPHx wrote:

DoucheEllington wrote:

Your specialness, I will try harder to act like I care.

Sorry, Il Douchey, but if it were truly up to me, then there are occasions where you might not speak at all...but since I'm perfectly OK with the fact that it isn't, you might try not to swipe entire, unattributed articles, no matter how interesting they are. I'm really not an aggressive copyright enthusiast, nor do dislike your link (I think it's terrific, actually, and wish I'd thought to do something similar), but I'm pretty sure you don't want to endanger the continued existence of High Street with such a large chunk of someone else's work.

And yes, I'm special. My short bus has mag wheelz. So there.

Precious pond-bottom scrapple of the orthodox Amish, of course the sentiment is mutual. 

and

Well for fuck's sake, I didn't post the link. Let's go to the edit function.
"My bag." durrrrrrr.
Someone sit me in a scented candle factory and make me read Marie Claire while discussing window treatments  and holiday plans with elderly elementary school teachers.  Not only will I never neglect to post ref again, I will probably turn myself into a butterscotch hard candy in a bid to end it all.

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#7 2007-11-13 02:21:57

DoucheEllington wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

What is this ?

Other than laziness? Copyright infringement. Tsk.

Your specialness, I will try harder to act like I care.  Maybe.  No, probably not.

I've no idea what in the fuck transpired during my hiatus from Cruel; But, as I recall, we were all quite aware and diligent when it came to pushing the limits of "fair use" (And, when it comes to limits, I've pushed more than my share in my time).  The unfortunate thing about deciding whether one's posting may or may not constitute "fair use" is generally a rather grey area as neither you nor the original author knows exactly how a judge or jury is going to rule a year or two down the road.  Again, that's generally the case; However, when you copy and paste an entire article, I'd be willing to bet everything that I own against your ass come judgment day.

Now, obviously, you don't give a fuck as you don't see it as being your flabby, white, ass on the line.  Granted, should somebody decide that they've nothing better to do than to throw away a few grand on a law-suit against some pitiful, internets, link-dump, Choad will be named as the primary respondent; However, that doesn't entirely let your ass of off the legal hook either.  So, this isn't being pointed out to you merely to save our own hides - A bit of yours could well be on the line as well.

You need to edit your posting down to a few choice paragraphs from the article.  Seriously, I'm a hard-core bastard when it comes to defending "free-speech;" So, you know that if I'm in here bitching about this, you have seriously stepped over the line.  For Fuck's sake, man, the only thing that you did was tack a lame fucking title on the posting itself.  You've added no commentary of your own - Not even a lame, fucking, hot-linked, image.  Seriously, you need to edit your posting or an administrator may be forced to delete it (And, I'd hate to see that happen; However, I'd certainly have to consider them justified in such an action).

Now, before you cop your little, biggest kid on the play-ground, attitude, allow me to make this perfectly clear:  I'm not saying this simply to give you a rash of shit (Did you see any lame sarcasm in this posting?  Yeah, a rarity for me, I know.).  I'm telling you all of this, because it's a serious issue which could lead to legal liabilities, and - Worst case scenario - result in the death of the Green High-Street Lobster with the two-pronged crown . . .  Whatever the hell we're calling it these days.

Again, I'm not trying to give you a rash of shit here.  I'm simply attempting to explain the realities of copy-right infringement, and asking that you please edit your posting.  We're currently paying our attorneys at LOL here in bricks of cheese, and that's fucking killing us as it us.  Imagine what they'd demand if they actually had to file a motion or two; Or, Hades forbid, have to physically appear in a court-room?  A quarter of a pound of pulled-pork?  A half-gallon of Southern Comfort?  Look, we're operating on a cheese string budget here, and these bastards would bleed us dry within a week on something like this.

Thank You In Anticipation, Clonazepam

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#8 2007-11-13 02:46:40

I somehow think Dec managed to speak for a whole three hours and not once acknowledge that he agreed with me. I may cry.

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#9 2007-11-13 05:16:59

Pale wrote:

I somehow think Dec managed to speak for a whole three hours and not once acknowledge that he agreed with me. I may cry.

It was ever so subtly implied in an off-Broadway, pseudo-artistic, only-slightly-homo-erotic kind of way.

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#10 2007-11-13 07:12:08

OK. I can sleep now.

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#11 2007-11-13 11:26:11

Decadence wrote:

DoucheEllington wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:


Other than laziness? Copyright infringement. Tsk.

Your specialness, I will try harder to act like I care.  Maybe.  No, probably not.

The unfortunate thing about deciding whether one's posting may or may not constitute "fair use" is generally a rather grey area as neither you nor the original author knows exactly how a judge or jury is going to rule a year or two down the road.  Again, that's generally the case; However, when you copy and paste an entire article, I'd be willing to bet everything that I own against your ass come judgment day.

Now, obviously, you don't give a fuck as you don't see it as being your flabby, white, ass on the line.  Granted, should somebody decide that they've nothing better to do than to throw away a few grand on a law-suit against some pitiful, internets, link-dump, Choad will be named as the primary respondent; However, that doesn't entirely let your ass of off the legal hook either.

Whoa, nelly- takew a minute and breathe.  Would you like some chamomile tea?  There, there.  Now.  While I may agree with parts of what you write, you assume waaaay too much about my race, gender, & level of fitness.   Not that it's not amusing to be mistaken for "the average man" every now and then - but if you're gonna throw down any kind of smack, at any level, it's more effective if you use words/epithets that I might assume are directed at me and not at the white guys eating themselves into irrelevance.  It can be a special treat for you - you don't often get to use that vocabulary to much effect  here, and polish your insults to use on the multi-racial workforce of the future. I promise I've heard worse in real life & didn't give two shits.

What I didn't give a fuck about was the usual whining.

You need to edit your posting down to a few choice paragraphs from the article.  Seriously, I'm a hard-core bastard when it comes to defending "free-speech;" So, you know that if I'm in here bitching about this, you have seriously stepped over the line.  For Fuck's sake, man, the only thing that you did was tack a lame fucking title on the posting itself.  You've added no commentary of your own - Not even a lame, fucking, hot-linked, image.  Seriously, you need to edit your posting or an administrator may be forced to delete it

Super, super gurl.  And where are these edicts made clear?  I'm not the only person pasting entire articles here - and I cop to neglecting to post the link/cite the source, which was an oversight made in haste rather than deliberately, & subsequently fixing it, after the whining turned out to be for a reason, for once.  My own preference is to post entire what is short and from a source of general lameness, while including a link & citing the source. 


I'm simply attempting to explain the realities of copy-right infringement, and asking that you please edit your posting.  We're currently paying our attorneys at LOL here in bricks of cheese, and that's fucking killing us as it us.  Imagine what they'd demand if they actually had to file a motion or two; Or, Hades forbid, have to physically appear in a court-room?  A quarter of a pound of pulled-pork?  A half-gallon of Southern Comfort?  Look, we're operating on a cheese string budget here, and these bastards would bleed us dry within a week on something like this.

So as a solution to CYA re this and other matters, how's about some FAQ? Yes, it's a pain int the heinie, but those of you in the line of fire could probably cut & paste what you've already posted here & in your backroom discussions into a loosely organized, searchable document/post.  That way us cats shitting in the playground sandbox don't get off so easily.

Now, before you cop your little, biggest kid on the play-ground, attitude, allow me to make this perfectly clear:  I'm not saying this simply to give you a rash of shit

That could be fun. Let me go put on my play clothes & I'll meet you by the monkey bars.

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#12 2007-11-13 11:40:21

So as a solution to CYA re this and other matters, how's about some FAQ? Yes, it's a pain int the heinie, but those of you in the line of fire could probably cut & paste what you've already posted here & in your backroom discussions into a loosely organized, searchable document/post.  That way us cats shitting in the playground sandbox don't get off so easily.

So what you're saying is, you want a FAQ for common sense?

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#13 2007-11-13 12:56:47

Roger_That wrote:

So as a solution to CYA re this and other matters, how's about some FAQ? Yes, it's a pain int the heinie, but those of you in the line of fire could probably cut & paste what you've already posted here & in your backroom discussions into a loosely organized, searchable document/post.  That way us cats shitting in the playground sandbox don't get off so easily.

So what you're saying is, you want a FAQ for common sense?

No.  I'm suggesting an FAQ to serve the stated purpose of minimizing responsibility for those who operate the site as well as inform those who post here.  What you regard as "common sense" is a product of your experiences and the conventions associated with them.  If the ppl who operate the site want to make $ with it, & aim for larger exposure, it can't be assumed that everyone who drops something here will share your experiences and conventions.  In fact, most of them will probably be completely non-invested in the well-being or success of this environment. 

With the fairly widespread editing of each other's posts, and the hoo-ha kicked up by people here because if it, a casual poster may assume that the admins or moderators have the responsibility of editing posts to suit the appropriate legal and mechanical conventions.

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#14 2007-11-13 19:33:11

DoucheEllington wrote:

While I may agree with parts of what you write, you assume waaaay too much about my race, gender, & level of fitness.   Not that it's not amusing to be mistaken for "the average man" every now and then - but if you're gonna throw down any kind of smack, at any level, it's more effective if you use words/epithets that I might assume are directed at me and not at the white guys eating themselves into irrelevance.

Wait - there are actually womens on the internets now?  Man, the times really are a-changin', aren't they.  Oh, show, Scotty your breasts (Sorry, but, as a male on High-Street I'm duty-bound to make such a request).

Douche wrote:

And where are these edicts made clear?

I hate to rely on tired clichés; But, "ignorance of the law is no excuse."  We don't need no stinkin' FAQ for such matters.  As an internets user, it's your responsibility to understand at least the basic liabilities which one should consider when dealing with the general public.  Are we also expected to tell each and every member:  "Oh, by the way, you do know that It's illegal to infect and hack other's systems, don't you?  Just wanted to make sure.  You can never be too careful."

Douche wrote:

I'm not the only person pasting entire articles here . . .

Be that as it may, yours is the one which caught my attention.  I'd have likely simply, absent-mindedly, glossed over it as well had Pale's comments not caught my eye.  Rest assured, however, that I will certainly attempt to be a bit more diligent about such issues in the future.

Douch wrote:

and I cop to neglecting to post the link/cite the source, which was an oversight made in haste rather than deliberately, & subsequently fixing it, after the whining turned out to be for a reason, for once.  My own preference is to post entire what is short and from a source of general lameness, while including a link & citing the source.

Yeah, I'm not accusing you of having posted as such with any form of malice.  Shit happens - It's not a major deal as long as you correct it once we have our edit function back.  I'm simply looking out for the best interest of High-Street (Apparently, as moderators, we're expected to display some sort of responsibility or something - I'm not really clear on the entire concept yet).

Douche wrote:

If the ppl who operate the site want to make $ with it . . .

Although it would be a rather pleasant side-effect, the creation of High-Street had nothing to do with a profit-motive.  Whether Choad wants to admit it or not, he's a bit of a Marxist in him (Don't tell, Scotty).

Douche wrote:

With the fairly widespread editing of each other's posts, and the hoo-ha kicked up by people here because if it, a casual poster may assume that the admins or moderators have the responsibility of editing posts to suit the appropriate legal and mechanical conventions.

Like any new venture, we're going through a few growing pains at the moment - Give us a bit of time to get it right.  And, feel free to offer your own in-put at any time.  In a figurative sense at least, High-Street belongs to all of us.

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#15 2007-11-13 20:05:45

hate to rely on tired clichés; But, "ignorance of the law is no excuse."  We don't need no stinkin' FAQ for such matters.  As an internets user, it's your responsibility to understand at least the basic liabilities which one should consider when dealing with the general public.  Are we also expected to tell each and every member:  "Oh, by the way, you do know that It's illegal to infect and hack other's systems, don't you?  Just wanted to make sure.  You can never be too careful."

Your objection was, over the general lameness, that improper quoting and citation would lead to trouble for the ringmasters and probable cost.  It's unlikely that posters here will use the most public forum to infect anyone; I don't know if Choad is responsible for what happens in/through/because of personal messages.  Since this forum is the most public aspect of the site,  & you state that the penalties for poor form are high, it might be a good idea to be able to claim that members are definitely informed of proper procedure and proceed at their own risk with the loosest possible oversight.

I would be reluctant to assume that people attracted to this forum - or anywhere in the world - have what you regard as "common sense."  I'm not going to tattle, much, but the occasional noob targeted here does exactly as i did above or even worse -& in the resulting pile-on, no-one appears to tell them it's a bad thing & what to do instead.  Even if that was a tagline routinely attached to "show us your tits," you can't bank on it happening or the post being edited in a timely manner.  That's not your or anybody's fault, but who gets to eat the biggest rations of shit in the worst case scenario?

A suggestion I'd throw out is that part of the registration process involve each registrant acknowledging a brief & incomplete list of guidelines for citations & basic behavior (don't cut-n-paste entire articles, don't threaten to assault those who are paying the cost to be the boss, etc etc.) before they get a password.  That seems like a standard registration requirement for many forums, & it doesn't feel like a violation to me (but my bar is set pretty high).  However, I have no idea how much work it would entail.

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#16 2007-11-14 21:59:46

Douche wrote:

A suggestion I'd throw out is that part of the registration process involve each registrant acknowledging a brief & incomplete list of guidelines for citations & basic behavior (don't cut-n-paste entire articles, don't threaten to assault those who are paying the cost to be the boss, etc etc.) before they get a password.  That seems like a standard registration requirement for many forums, & it doesn't feel like a violation to me (but my bar is set pretty high).  However, I have no idea how much work it would entail.

You may well have a point there.  I'll take your suggestion up with the administrators and other moderators, and see if we can't come up with something over a few drunken and overly-emotional arguments.  Mind you, it could take at least a week or two (Possibly even longer) before we can reach a consensus of some sort.

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