ah297900 wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Another of my pet peeves about Lost: Ammunition.

That's it? Srsly?

Don't forget that we were reminded about the Adam and Eve corpses in the caves. They were carrying a black and white stone--that theme is being brought to our attention again (remember Locke teaching Walt backgammon, and the dreams where people have black and white eyes?).

I think this is leading toward some battle between good and evil, black and white, jacob's nemesis (Locke) and jacob's replacement. The payoff will be some climactic struggle, where a candidate for Jacob's job (my money's on Hurley) defeats Locke, and the cycle of the island is started anew. Remember when we first see Jacob, his nemesis says something about "they always come, fight, and destroy," or some such thing. As the last episode wraps up toward the credits, we'll see the characters from the plane crash take the places of the people already on the island (Claire becomes Rousseau, Sayid becomes Ben or somebody). The cycle is begun anew.

It reminds me of the Hindu concept of cyclical time, rebirth and destruction--anadi. The gods have avatars (like Jacob and his successor) as front men, and reenact the same drama over and over again. Apart from the whole Dharma initiative (dharma means one's duty--everybody talks about going to the island because they have a duty there), there's probably a bunch of other Hindu references.

That's my theory. I'm calling it.

Thread bumped. I just saw last week's one about Richard, and so far my theory is holding up some kind of water (or wine). All this despite the creators swearing that this isn't about purgatory or the afterlife.

Any new theories? I'm still with the whole good/bad, heaven/hell thing. There's also a big chunk of garbage about faith or some such shit thrown in. Still not making headway on Sun's tits, though.

Fuck Gilligan's Island Lost!

George Orr wrote:

The.

Fuck.

Most burningest question:  What does Alt-Timeline Desmond know (or think he knows) that is motivating him to do what he's doing, and where is he getting that information?

One possibility is that Desmond is immune to the electromagnetic power of the island, and is therefore more coherent and connected across the timelines.  He is beginning to introduce the characters to one another.  I'm starting to believe everyone in the alternate timeline will hook up and eventually remember their experiences on the island.  The alt-timeline will then become the real timeline after some great battle on the island that will eliminate or imprison smoke monster Locke.  I was thinking Hurley would become the next protector of the island, but now that Libby is back, I'm not so sure.  Dammit, they have to start wrapping this up soon, don't they?  I am soooooo confused.

Georgi wrote:

That's a good theory, and I like it; but it will mean that some characters are in for some heartbreak.  Certain characters are obviously better off for having been on the Island (Sawyer, Kate, the Jeons) and others are very obviously better off in L.A. (Hurley, Ben and the shitload of people who weren't killed).  If you're right, a lot of tears are gonna be jerked no matter which timeline dominates.

I doubt all the ills will be cured, but I expect Kate will somehow be exonerated for killing her asshole stepfather.  Maybe Sawyer will hook up with Juliet.  Not sure about the others.  Or not, WTF do I know?

Emmeran wrote:

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Oh, not a LOST fan, Em?  Please see this.

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Don't fret Georgi.  Non-Lost fans remind me of those who are proud they have no computer in their homes.  They don't like them because they don't understand them and have never really tried to do so.

Its too bad hardcore fans are going to be highly disappointed at the lack of good conclusion.  As I've stated before the writing on the show has suffered a massive dip since the superior first season aired.  Every season was worse then the one before, this season started with some good promise, but it seems that they really had no clue where to take it after all.  They should have made it a 2-3 season show and cut there.

GooberMcNutly wrote:

What to replace it with?...What would be close on Hulu or another network for instant gratification?

Short answer:  Nothing.  In terms of storytelling method, there has never been anything like this on television and probably never will be again.

If you missed Twin Peaks, I highly recommend it, especially the first season.  It's also an out-there, nothing-like-it television series.

Fringe (or as we like to call it, The Walter Show) is a decently weird TV program with a long-term, fairly puzzling story arc that has been revealed in increments over the course of the series.  It's reasonably acted overall and looks like it'll make it to a third season.  I'm enjoying it.

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Yep, its about to wrap up really shitty.  The sixth(and final) season has been an improvement over season 5, but that wasn't hard to do, season 5 was absolutely atrocious, the only reason the series didn't end right there is that they had the "season 6 series finale" cash cow to milk out of the population.  Although I give props to two fairly good episodes of this season, the story of Batmanuel, and the episode where half the cast died.

George Orr wrote:

fortinbras wrote:

It was all Jack on an acid trip.  The End.

ah297900 wrote:

I'm thinking that Walt is fabricating this as some sort of response to trauma, or that this is some kind of purgatory. Purgatory makes more sense, considering the emphasis placed on the sins of the individuals during life. This also makes sense given that the survivors have no bodily injuries. The "non-survivors" could be those on the plane that immediately went to heaven or hell. That's another series.
Alternatively, Abrams could have no fucking plan whatsoever.

The creators/producers have promised repeatedly that the solution is not dream/hallucination and not afterlife/purgatory.

My brain started melting about 18 minutes in.  I'm pretty sure there are now only two timelines, but it may turn out to be three.

I swore at the teevee steadily; that's the sign of a great episode.  I will likely have John Locke "I want to go home" nightmares tonight.

Oops...I'm guessing you feel like you just got shitted on in your mouth.

The ending involving the living people on the island wasn't so bad.  The whole story arc involving the the characters in "what if they were never involved with the island" should never have been hatched.  It developed into a lame distraction at best. The scenes involving all the dead gathering at the church for the "flight" into the afterlife was far too maudlin for my tastes.  The music alone was enough to make me puke.  Also, I discovered from talking to others this morning that most people didn't understand those scenes.  They were trying to connect them to the story line and with Jack's death on the island as though they were concurrent.

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George Orr wrote:

The rest o' yez?  Read this.

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George Orr wrote:

The rest o' yez?  Read this.

Ever since we discovered one of the candidates would inherit responsibility for the island, I thought it would be Hurley.  I was surprised it was Jack.  But then, that worked out.

Although I did not like the alternate reality arc, I think it was clever of the producers to lead us believe it could be the true reality and the island scenes were fantasy.

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We need an intervention for R-T.  After we grab her and give her the big group hug, we tie her down in front of a TV and make her watch 6 seasons of LOST.  Halfway through, if she's been good, we let her watch a couple episodes of Dancing With The Stars.  We would do this out of pure love.

ah297900 wrote:

phreddy wrote:

One possibility is that Desmond is immune to the electromagnetic power of the island, and is therefore more coherent and connected across the timelines.  He is beginning to introduce the characters to one another.  I'm starting to believe everyone in the alternate timeline will hook up and eventually remember their experiences on the island.  The alt-timeline will then become the real timeline after some great battle on the island that will eliminate or imprison smoke monster Locke.  I was thinking Hurley would become the next protector of the island, but now that Libby is back, I'm not so sure.  Dammit, they have to start wrapping this up soon, don't they?  I am soooooo confused.

Really good call on this, by the way. Remember this on the political threads, that I'm not just compulsively disagreeing with you.

Thanks Ah.  Between sex, religion, Darwin award winners, rampant stupidity, and TV soap operas, there is plenty on which to agree.

Dmtdust wrote:

Now, that's funny!  The whole thing was a dog dream.