#1 2007-10-06 09:25:36
Because I know how much you all love me, and would wonder where I was if I wasn't incessantly dropping turds in this new litter box, I thought I would give a heads up to all unconcerned citizens.
I'll be offline for 1-2 weeks starting this monday. I have to get the carpal in my right hand fixed in a surgical manner. This has been "The Year of The Scalpal" for me.
Anyways, as soon as I come out of a percocet haze (which I suspect will last far longer than medically necessary) and am motivated to type left handed, I'll be back.
I do plan to make my work's happy hour 2 days post surgery though. As I told my boss 'I can sure drink with my left hand...but if I pass out on the stool, I blame the drugs".
So tally ho fags, I'll spam as much as I can until Monday afternoon. THen I'll spend the rest of the week using my left hand to masturbate, or Aussie's tongue.
RT
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#2 2007-10-06 09:43:17
Roger_That wrote:
So tally ho fags, I'll spam as much as I can until Monday afternoon. THen I'll spend the rest of the week using my left hand to masturbate, or Aussie's tongue.
If my own experience is any guide, ambidexterity takes about 20 minutes to learn.
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#3 2007-10-06 10:18:21
choad wrote:
If my own experience is any guide, ambidexterity takes about 20 minutes to learn.
This isn't too bad. However, I'll just go with the lazy option: tongue.
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#5 2007-10-06 10:59:48
Carpal tunnel is my third-greatest fear in the world. However, I understand the surgery has a very high success rate.
Good luck; be well; masturbate furiously and come back soon!
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#7 2007-10-06 13:44:31
Taint wrote:
I hope this is helpful, Roger:
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#8 2007-10-06 16:00:09
Perhaps one of these would be an option to help you write while you recover. Seriously, I hope it works out well for you; the idea of losing major functionality is scary. I had a series of surgeries and office procedures several years ago to keep me from losing my eyesight and the only good part was the drugs. For several weeks I was unable to see well enough to type. During my recovery as my vision returned, spending time at Cruel was one of the few things that helped me maintain what few shreds of sanity I possess.
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#9 2007-10-06 16:27:29
Good lord. We're all co-dependent.
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#10 2007-10-06 16:42:06
fnord wrote:
spending time at Cruel was one of the few things that helped me maintain what few shreds of sanity I possess.
I doubt there's one of us here who can't describe a variation on that theme.
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#11 2007-10-06 17:12:49
Shreds? I have no shreds. Do you know where I can get some?
RT, may your weak-side action be up to the task and your healing accelerated. Remember, five orgasms per day guarantees eternal life and sound sleep.
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#12 2007-10-06 17:27:49
Smitty will be real popular with the segment of the male population that has scar fetishes.
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#13 2007-10-06 19:31:42
God, I love you people.
My boss already suggested a head wand, or using my foot...
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