#1 2010-07-19 22:02:08

I don't think they want their fans to find out how fucking magnets work.

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#2 2010-07-20 00:29:40

Awesome.

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#3 2020-03-30 17:55:57

Proving intelligence and sense are different things, a physicist needs a hospital visit to remove magnets from his nose.

Instead, he put two magnets inside his nostrils and two outside. When he removed the ones on the exterior, the two inside... well, to quote the Insane Clown Posse: "Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?"

Of course they snapped together with his septum in the middle. . . .

"After struggling for 20 minutes, I decided to Google the problem and found an article about an 11-year-old boy who had the same problem." The solution? More magnets.

"As I was pulling downwards to try and remove the magnets, they clipped on to each other and I lost my grip. And those two magnets ended up in my left nostril while the other one was in my right. At this point I ran out of magnets."

Original Guardian Article wrote:

"My partner took me to the hospital that she works in because she wanted all her colleagues to laugh at me." . . . Medical records from the emergency department said that Reardon did not have difficulty breathing, and denied the presence of further magnets up his nose.

It makes me a bit sad we haven't seen George lately.

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#4 2020-03-30 18:09:00

Georgie's back!!!!  Let the fapping commence...


[Edit:  Old post, instant deflation]

Last edited by Emmeran (2020-03-30 18:11:56)

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