#151 2012-11-22 21:53:48
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#152 2012-11-23 01:35:01
fnord wrote:
I assumed you were implying George is a crazy cat lady. Cat ladies (of the female or male variety) are into cuddling with the object of their desire, not having sex with it. A tomcat has a barbed penis, which results in an unsatisfactory fuck for its partner. Bumping pussies with a female cat, or trying to enter a pussy's pussy would be an unsatisfactory experience for a human. And of course anal sex with the cat on the bottom is an absurd idea because of the size difference.
You have way too much knowledge of this subject.
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#153 2012-11-25 08:37:59
as opposed to knowing fuck-all about carpet and drapes
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#154 2012-11-25 08:41:13
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#155 2012-11-25 08:41:45
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#156 2012-11-25 08:47:35
She's gotta go see a fitter for that bra. That's like a crimp in a roses' stalk - inexcusable
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#157 2012-11-25 20:09:39
Sorry about the last one...might be a little below the age limit....
Meow?
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#158 2012-11-25 23:49:43
Zombie Elvis wrote:
A lemon entry, my dear Watson.
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#159 2012-11-26 07:17:04
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#160 2012-11-26 07:18:16
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#161 2012-11-27 18:31:11
A dirty red-headed street slut!
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#162 2012-11-27 19:10:47
Zombie Elvis wrote:
A dirty red-headed street slut!
http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/shattenb … iginal.jpg
That's gonna take a while to buff out.
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#163 2012-11-30 19:44:04
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#165 2012-11-30 23:56:04
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#166 2012-12-01 05:06:54
Emmeran wrote:
Dude... WTF??
Yeah, yeah, I know. I don't like it either. It's for Scotty.
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#167 2012-12-07 08:22:06
Hell hath no fury like a ginger scorned (and cheated on by her husband)!
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#168 2012-12-07 08:27:36
I wanna see the movie of the dude coming out to see it.
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#169 2012-12-13 06:33:23
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#170 2012-12-17 19:00:14
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#171 2012-12-17 21:32:58
Wilber, I must have missed a memo. Why do you dislike Scotty so much that you look for ginger chicks with dicks and saggy ginger grannies in order to gross him out?
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#172 2012-12-18 17:50:36
fnord wrote:
Wilber, I must have missed a memo. Why do you dislike Scotty so much that you look for ginger chicks with dicks and saggy ginger grannies in order to gross him out?
Ditto that!
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#173 2012-12-18 18:44:37
Scotty urethra-raped my grandmother. She says there wasn't any pain, but he punctuated his in-strokes with greasy farts and wiped his weeny on her powder puff. She made me swear revenge. Any more questions?
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#174 2012-12-19 17:07:15
Y'know Square, this thread could use your special skills occasionally...
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#175 2012-12-19 17:45:57
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Y'know Square, this thread could use your special skills occasionally...
What...is Square into urethra-raping old women too?
Also - Zombie Anus, less talk, more redheaded sperm-bottles!
Let's keep this thread moving - Scotty needs to blow a load!
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#176 2012-12-20 13:15:51
If we're all done shitting in the punch bowl for a few minutes, maybe some actual on-topic pictures might be a nice change.
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#177 2012-12-20 14:08:09
Indeed.
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#178 2012-12-20 18:30:26
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Y'know Square, this thread could use your special skills occasionally...
Setting Wilbur to ignore should take care of it from your end, Zed.
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#179 2012-12-23 03:51:57
opsec wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Y'know Square, this thread could use your special skills occasionally...
Setting Wilbur to ignore should take care of it from your end, Zed.
Aw...that's a mean thing to say just before Christmas. But honestly,
if you don't like me, you're probably a piece of shit anyways, so off with you.
I hereby forbid either of you to read my posts. Hey Square - could we make
that an option? It would add a fascinating new dimension to our internecine
bitch-fests.
Here's a holiday twofer for the Scottish one!
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#180 2012-12-25 09:08:24
Ho! Ho! Ho!
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#181 2012-12-25 09:27:45
Wilbur - please stop pissing on our parade.
Tojo & Sailer - thanks that made me feel better.
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#182 2012-12-26 02:34:04
Emmeran wrote:
Wilbur - please stop pissing on our parade.
Tojo & Sailer - thanks that made me feel better.
Oh fine then. Merry effing Jerkmass...for another 27 minutes in my time zone.
(Yeah, I know, but do you REALLY care?)
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#183 2012-12-26 04:43:55
Very nice.
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#184 2012-12-26 07:51:41
And a dash of 70's retro
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