#4 2011-05-20 23:23:28
Matthew 24:36, and straight from the lips of Jesus Himself*:
"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."
I've been quoting that verse ever since I was a teenager, whenever some bloodthirsty idiot started in with his or her interpretation of the Book of Revelations. Any "Christian" who claims to know when or how the End Times will come about is a blasphemer, plain and simple.
*assuming, of course, you believe a word of the bible in the first instance.
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#6 2011-05-21 18:50:37
I must live in the wrong place. I have yet to see anyone float away; no zombies either.
What time is this supposed to go down?
Damn, it could of been fun.
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#9 2011-05-24 02:45:22
It must have been 7pm Rapture Day, and I was approached by Christians handing out tracts. I couldn't help thinking "What are you still doing here?"
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