Two demerits for reposting one of Miss Strange's instantly forgotten links. It would have been five, but we're talking about my potential ex-loveslave here.

me wrote:

I think I'll go give that 'Technoviking' e-tard a back massage. I figure he's what the folks at Sofie's neonazi hoedown want to be, anyway. Since I know all it takes is an upside-down bottle of water to seduce him, I'll be sure to keep one for his cage.