Johnny_Rotten wrote:

But that did not stop him.

My god, where did they find it?

Dracula finally died

ah297900 wrote:

Ironic donors:

super-femmy gay dude
devout Muslim
Whitney Houston



GO

Human being

Begging the question: if you could determine to whom your heart would go after you no longer needed it, would you have approved it going to Cheney?

If my grandmother had wheels, I'd be a tea cart.

The only reasonable certainty your offal won't wander sliced and sown into some amoral asshole is leave specific instructions.

Better yet, tattoo a detailed living will on your chest, between your tits, promising to haunt any defiler. Or prearrange your remainders with a pet food supplier.


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Emmeran wrote:

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

My god, where did they find it?

Holy Shit!!  It took me a bit to see the connection!!

Saints alive! That will give a sane man pause. Seems the witch doctors who bent god's will to their liking have succeeded. They will be richly rewarded, no doubt, at least till their souls are recalled.

“If you ask is it reasonable for a patient, like this patient, to consider 10 years, yes, I think that’s reasonable,” Dr. Reiner said.  “And good quality life.”

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choad wrote:

The Ter'ists Win

Pretty sure red meat was a more likely nemesis.