#151 2015-05-05 01:59:33

This won't affect the service sector, like tourism, so I look forward to seeing Germany ask for a bailout from Greece in the future.

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#152 2015-05-05 05:54:40

and the lawyers will do well also.

All that being said there is an upward trend in Craftsmen once again, people are oddly happy to pay top dollar for something hand-made.

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#153 2015-05-06 06:56:27

First they took the assembly line, then they took the warehouse jobs and now kiss one of the last job fields for the masses good bye.

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#154 2015-05-06 09:31:37

Emmeran wrote:

and the lawyers will do well also.

All that being said there is an upward trend in Craftsmen once again, people are oddly happy to pay top dollar for something hand-made.

Oh lawyers could easily be replaced by algorithms that could do the job much better. Not hard to program more efficiency into extracting value from clients.

Recently I was a fly on the wall at a corporate campus for lawyers. The amount of energy expended on coaching the junior lawyers to still feel like they were caring humans while maximising returns was remarkable.

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#155 2015-05-06 09:37:37

Emmeran wrote:

First they took the assembly line, then they took the warehouse jobs and now kiss one of the last job fields for the masses good bye.

Uh oh,

It is not all bad news, though. The take over of machines will create new jobs, the report authors claim, as humans will be needed to maintain the machines and to make sure that they work in an optimal environment.

So the future is not to be all sexy sexbots everywhere? It looks like we will be servicing the machines instead. Damn. That's cold.

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#156 2015-05-17 02:12:55

https://cruelery.com/img/riseoftherobots.png


~ click ~

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#157 2015-05-17 21:28:30

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#158 2015-05-17 23:12:03

More:
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#159 2015-05-18 12:46:34

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~ Say hello to my little friend ~

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#160 2015-05-18 12:56:31

More Stragglers, Robot Collection

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#161 2015-05-19 18:35:05

choad wrote:

More stragglers...

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/lotsofbots.jpg

Dude looks familiar...

Oh... yeah...

http://oi57.tinypic.com/mhud0m.jpg

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#162 2015-05-25 20:41:57

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#164 2015-05-28 07:45:15

GooberMcNutly wrote:

There was always the one kid who who with unbridled enthusiasm would volunteer to be placed inside the tractor tire and rolled down the hill to horrifying effect. It taught us all that maybe we should not blindly trust in the jetpack promissed future, or in Volvo car commercials, or that any of our misfit group should ever be entrusted to put men on the moon.

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#165 2015-05-29 21:02:42

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

That must be one of the stupidest groups of people on the planet.

I own one of these--an S60; just got it in January--and they do have a very nice set of sensors that help you park with by booping at you if you get too close to something in the front or the rear.  (There's also a nice set of side-sensors as well that help you safely change lanes.)
There is also a feature which is supposed to automatically brake in slow-moving traffic (like city snail-driving or a traffic jam) if you are about to roll into the bumper directly in front of you.  Again, in slow-moving traffic.  And I would never be idiot enough to try to test that feature on my car for shits and giggles.  And I would never x10 million be stupid enough to try it with a pedestrian.

People.  Gah.

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#166 2015-06-06 21:41:52

Tall Paul wrote:

Sorry, I guess I just wasn't thinking. I should have put this in the Rule 34 thread.

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#167 2015-06-08 11:24:38

Have they taken over?

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#168 2015-06-10 12:05:23

https://33.media.tumblr.com/461312a29e40b78f30da35238a74413e/tumblr_npn4mug3QE1s02vreo3_400.gif

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#169 2015-06-10 21:16:57

Why, he's no fun... he fell right over.

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#170 2015-06-11 05:23:37

whosasailorthen wrote:

Why, he's no fun... he fell right over.

or more they've advanced to the "completely shit-faced" stage, I know people who make it their weekly mission to obtain that level of functionality.

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#171 2015-06-17 04:33:53

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/spacealiens09.jpg


Foreign Affairs: Looming Robogeddeon

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#173 2015-06-22 17:43:52

whosasailorthen wrote:

Why, he's no fun... he fell right over.

I caught that reference.

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#174 2015-06-22 18:34:06

Baywolfe wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Why, he's no fun... he fell right over.

I caught that reference.

I can only wonder if you're the first.  I listened to that every evening on WYSP here in Phila.

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#175 2015-06-22 20:49:58

whosasailorthen wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:


Why, he's no fun... he fell right over.

I caught that reference.

I can only wonder if you're the first.  I listened to that every evening on WYSP here in Phila.

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.

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#176 2015-06-22 21:26:51

Tall Paul wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:


I caught that reference.

I can only wonder if you're the first.  I listened to that every evening on WYSP here in Phila.

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.

Well played, Mr. Paul.

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#177 2015-06-22 22:12:24

whosasailorthen wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:


I can only wonder if you're the first.  I listened to that every evening on WYSP here in Phila.

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.

Well played, Mr. Paul.

The thrill of death, the agony of competition, your DNA sports web is on the air! Every week another exciting interspecies ath-a-letic contest.

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#178 2015-06-23 12:22:35

Tall Paul wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.

Well played, Mr. Paul.

The thrill of death, the agony of competition, your DNA sports web is on the air! Every week another exciting interspecies ath-a-letic contest.

Never heard the radio show.  Had all the albums.  Have the 2 CD "Shoes for Industry" set, which is missing a lot, but does have Nick Danger, High School Madness and Bozos.

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#181 2015-07-02 02:01:29

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#182 2015-07-02 14:54:11

http://i.imgur.com/tMz806G.gifv

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#184 2015-07-04 08:53:51

Emmeran wrote:

Blasphemy

Be still my heretic heart!

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#185 2015-07-04 12:33:05

Tall Paul wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Blasphemy

Be still my heretic heart!

Smoking a brisket (or anything else) is not that fucking hard.  It just requires a little attention and a lot of time.  We have a great smoker that cost us around $100.  Three hundred pounds?  I can't imagine what a working model would cost retail, and it's completely unnecessary.

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#186 2015-07-04 13:08:12

“I know this 18- to 30-year-old demographic,” Parker says. “I’ve been in the lab with them, I’ve been in the battlefield with them, I’ve pulled all-nighters with them, I’ve stood in the desert and cried with them when one of them got killed. Motivating them sometimes requires a pat on the back—and sometimes a boot.”

Sounds like an arrogant cunt, doesn't he? Slice up some more Hajji for the smoker, soldier!

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#187 2015-07-16 09:49:03

Edit in lieu of self-asshatting.

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#188 2015-07-16 11:48:29

CIWS by another name but by no means less fearful.

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#192 2015-08-13 22:29:20

There is yet hope still.

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#194 2015-09-03 11:18:31

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#196 2015-09-04 16:59:40

Dmtdust wrote:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/09/03/us-robot-mother-tracked-idUSKCN0R31U120150903

I thought there was a mandatory death penalty for doing that...

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#197 2015-09-05 17:18:46

Dmtdust wrote:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/09/03/us-robot-mother-tracked-idUSKCN0R31U120150903

So it only took us 50 years to make Von Neumann machines a reality.

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#198 2015-09-30 13:49:13

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#199 2015-09-30 16:45:58

And remember...

https://cruelery.com/uploads/157_supertoys.jpg

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#200 2015-09-30 19:34:33

Hugh Howey wrote in "Glitch" something to the effect that, what with all our efforts to make our computers and robots seem to be alive and autonomous and to interact with us "naturally," should an actual AI ever develop, we might not recognize it or even notice it.

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