#201 2015-10-17 14:13:11



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#202 2015-10-17 16:38:07

Be looking for those out at the dog track soon.  Quiet things aren't they?

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#203 2015-10-18 01:56:40

XregnaR wrote:

Quiet things aren't they?

Sounds like a chainsaw in heat.

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#204 2015-10-21 07:05:48

http://40.media.tumblr.com/6b0c401cc63d3d4ac710f1154d872a40/tumblr_nwhkrrGaE61qz6f9yo1_500.png

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#205 2015-10-28 11:12:21

http://i.imgur.com/K4mWF2n.gif

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#206 2015-10-28 12:43:05

Who HASN'T been that drunk?

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#208 2015-10-29 15:40:56

SilverSmythe2 wrote:

http://www.iflscience.com/technology/meet-motobot-yamahas-motocycle-riding-robot

Tron is that you?

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#209 2015-11-07 23:24:39

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/drones4kids.png
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#210 2015-11-08 14:05:47

I read this in one of those information books the other day.  Copyright 2006, so missing a decade of new firsts.

FORGOTTEN FIRSTS IN ROBOT HISTORY

1927: "Maria", a female robot, appears in Fritz Lang's science-fiction movie Metropolis.  It's the first ever on-screen robot.

1940: Isaac Asimov publishes "Robbie" in Super Science Stories, the first piece of robot-themed fiction.

1954: George Devol receives the first patent for a robot.  Five years later, his Unimate, a robotic arm, is installed at a General Motors plant in New Jersey. It moves pieces of hot metal from a die-casting machine.

1966: Shakey, developed by the Stanford Research Institute, becomes the first robot that can actually react to its surroundings.  Using "reason" it can identify and move small objects.

1968: "Humanoid Boogie" by the British group Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band is released, make it the first pop song about robots.

1969: A remote controlled robot washes the windows of the Tower of the Americas in San Antonio, TX.

1983: "Robot Redford" becomes the first robot to deliver a commencement address when it speaks to the graduating class at Anne Arundel Community College in Maryland.

1984: A robot named "Rebecca" runs for President of the United States as an Independent.  Her supporters say she's eligible because she was "born' in Maryland. (Ed: pretty sure "she" would not meet the age requirement anyway)

2006: A team at Carnegie Mellon University creates "McBlare" the first robot bagpipe player. (Was that really necessary?)

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#211 2015-11-08 17:48:02

Baywolfe wrote:

2006: A team at Carnegie Mellon University creates "McBlare" the first robot bagpipe player. (Was that really necessary?)

Ab-So-Fucking-Lutly!!

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#212 2015-11-08 21:42:45

Emmeran wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

2006: A team at Carnegie Mellon University creates "McBlare" the first robot bagpipe player. (Was that really necessary?)

Ab-So-Fucking-Lutly!!

Well, that was the book's comment.  Mine would have been, "what a pathetic bunch of losers".

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#213 2015-12-24 08:26:33

http://i.imgur.com/UHxu07m.gif

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#214 2015-12-24 10:48:04

And that's probably how the grunts will use them.

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#216 2016-01-21 08:27:32

Emmeran wrote:

No job is safe.

Cool, or warm seasonally adjusting, self cleaning windows! Best part seems the ability to retrofit old relics. The windows of my old farm house home in Providence were mass produced a mile or so away in Pawtucket during the 1840s in the first factory of its kind and were still more than sash weight serviceable. Once upon a time, the thought of rubbishing them with plastic crap gave me the creeps.

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#217 2016-01-21 08:35:07

choad wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

No job is safe.

Cool, or warm seasonally adjusting, self cleaning windows! Best part seems the ability to retrofit old relics. The windows of my old farm house home in Providence were mass produced a mile or so away in Pawtucket during the 1840s in the first factory of its kind and were still more than sash weight serviceable. Once upon a time, the thought of rubbishing them with plastic crap gave me the creeps.

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#219 2016-01-29 04:57:06

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#220 2016-02-20 13:19:51

http://i.imgur.com/Ss3h5KQ.gifv

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#222 2016-02-26 10:39:36

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#223 2016-02-26 10:41:31

This one is amazing.

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#224 2016-02-26 15:06:14

Next they are going to want $15 an hour to stack boxes.

But why so hung up on 2 legged locomotion?

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/cscqt7rue6eqnme4zqxx.gif

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--IM0jwfW8--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/yagqv5ua8ru34uiee3ku.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/KFv2soPz7MW7m/giphy.gif

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#225 2016-02-26 22:31:41

Fled wrote:

This one is amazing.

Jesus Christ, to see it stumble and recover like that...It's astonishing and wonderful and also really goddamn creepy.

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#226 2016-02-26 23:54:37

George Orr wrote:

Fled wrote:

This one is amazing.

Jesus Christ, to see it stumble and recover like that...It's astonishing and wonderful and also really goddamn creepy.

The next generation will be programmed to shove a hockey stick up a guy's ass.

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#228 2016-03-04 22:40:50



I was unable to find a non-bleepy video but this one's still pretty funny.

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#229 2016-03-07 09:57:43

You will notice that the tester never gets within grabbing distance of those concrete crushing clamps.

http://futurama-madhouse.net/fanart/immortal/these_f-ing_clamps.png

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#230 2016-05-03 02:45:15

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/devildoll.png


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#231 2016-05-05 19:55:23

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#232 2016-05-11 13:04:53

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#234 2016-05-18 20:49:12

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#235 2016-05-22 21:44:13

Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...

http://67.media.tumblr.com/35ea26d9802867dc17eb146298981553/tumblr_n1it56rPmq1rv43zto1_500.gif

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#236 2016-06-06 10:17:02

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#237 2016-06-19 18:03:41

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#238 2016-06-24 03:33:27

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#239 2016-07-10 16:48:00

It shits your pills for you!

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#240 2016-07-13 09:25:31

Now there really is no need to ever get off the couch. Even Choad's victory garden activities are to be made obselete.

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#241 2016-07-13 17:10:35

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Now there really is no need to ever get off the couch. Even Choad's victory garden activities are to be made obselete.

I'm not sure those systems would add much to my gardening, unless I was feeding a family. The seeds I plant play the reproductive roulette wheel with unpredictable genetic variability.

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#242 2016-07-14 14:24:24

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Now there really is no need to ever get off the couch. Even Choad's victory garden activities are to be made obselete.

Marketing at its best:  Understand a person's/company's pain and sell them a workable solution.

Marketing at its worst:  Invent a problem and sell the solution.

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#244 2016-07-14 16:22:46

What a stupid fucking idea.

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#245 2016-07-15 04:17:27

Good lesson for the little snowflake.

Red marks OOhhhhNooooooozzzzzz!

Would the time, one of my spawn handed a bucket of oats to the 2yr old granddaughter,  and yelled "RUN!" (in the presence of two hungry goats) be newsworthy?

...or that time my 5 year old "little" brother was holding a Winchester Model 12 (2-3" from his shoulder no less) and instructed to "squeeze".... 

Just sayin'.

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#246 2016-07-15 14:28:51

Seagulls

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#247 2016-07-20 18:55:25

Death by warehouse robot.  Now where will the lower caste work?   

(Don't forget the delivery drones.)

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#248 2016-07-20 21:29:27

Emmeran wrote:

Seagulls

Brilliant!

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#249 2016-09-04 08:40:17

Sombody embed this shit:

http://i.imgur.com/gTHiAgE.gifv

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#250 2016-09-04 23:11:46

Emmeran wrote:

Death by warehouse robot.  Now where will the lower caste work?   

(Don't forget the delivery drones.)

Adapt or die, 20th-Century piggies.

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