#51 2012-11-20 09:48:34

I've been loath to log back in with firefox because it offends me now.

You're right. It is narcissistic.

TragicJohnson is a fine name, but you didn't need to send that photo of yourself.

High on Meh is good for a t-shirt; it's more a phrase than a name.

I really like eejit.

Here's the problem, though: at this point, almost anything I pick will be a disappointment. Here's what I've got so far:

JimmyJenkem (thx GO kthxbai)

Alecto (Greek demi-god, translates to "the implacable anger")

Kit Fisto (actual Star Wars character)

Htom Sirveaux (mst3k)

Chance Boudreaux (guy from Hard Target)

Marian Cobretti (Stallone in Cobra)

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#52 2012-11-20 10:38:54

I hereby declare you "Ahpoo."

It's settled.

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#53 2012-11-20 12:51:16

Since we are starting with Ah, I suggest a phrase told to me by an old friend who was stationed in Japan shortly after WWII.  When something bad would happen the whores would always say "Ahshitubajo" pronounced Ah She To Ba Jo.  It took him a long while before he realized it meant,  Ah shit!  Too bad Joe!

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#54 2012-11-20 14:14:35

phreddy wrote:

Since we are starting with Ah, I suggest a phrase told to me by an old friend who was stationed in Japan shortly after WWII.  When something bad would happen the whores would always say "Ahshitubajo" pronounced Ah She To Ba Jo.  It took him a long while before he realized it meant,  Ah shit!  Too bad Joe!

Nice

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#55 2012-11-20 14:17:51

Ahpoo.  yes.

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#56 2012-11-21 09:13:12

ah297900 wrote:

I've been loath to log back in with firefox because it offends me now.


JimmyJenkem (thx GO kthxbai)

Alecto (Greek demi-god, translates to "the implacable anger")

Kit Fisto (actual Star Wars character)

Htom Sirveaux (mst3k)

Chance Boudreaux (guy from Hard Target)

Marian Cobretti (Stallone in Cobra)

These all suck.

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#57 2012-11-21 09:17:51

Primadonnah297900?

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#58 2012-11-24 09:34:38

ah297589123408926290846 is no longer.

I am now Alecto.

Let's save us all some time and assume we've already read your witty comment about narcissism.

Now move along.

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#59 2012-11-24 10:35:05

Alecto wrote:

ah297589123408926290846 is no longer.

I am now Alecto.

Let's save us all some time and assume we've already read your witty comment about narcissism.

Now move along.

All this for THAT?

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#60 2012-11-24 10:46:33

WTF is an Alecto?

Edit:  NVM, an Alecto is just an angry little bitch:  According to Hesiod, she was the daughter of Gaea fertilized by the blood spilled from Uranus when Kronos castrated him

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#61 2012-11-24 10:51:36

I AM BORN OF THE BLOOD OF URANUS

This is why you don't drink anything Taint gives you.

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#62 2012-11-24 11:21:18

"Blood In Uranus" would have been a good name.

I never knew you were a chick Ahpoo--er  Alecto. Sorry if I ever referred to you as Dude.

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#63 2012-11-24 11:25:11

Shit--alecto is a woman?

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

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#64 2012-11-24 11:38:33

Alecto wrote:

Shit--alecto is a woman?

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

So you ARE a dude?  The whole narcissistic  thingy here made it make sense that you were a chick especially after you took a chick name.  One of us is confused about your gender.

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#65 2012-11-24 11:47:47

How the fuck is Alecto a girl's name? It starts with Al and it's associated with war and violence.

Fucking greeks.

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#66 2012-11-24 12:08:17

Alecto wrote:

How the fuck is Alecto a girl's name? It starts with Al and it's associated with war and violence.

Fucking greeks.

Do you have the internet?

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#67 2012-11-24 13:27:55

Alecto wrote:

This is why you don't drink anything Taint gives you.

Hey, you told me you had tried it before. Don't blame me.

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#68 2012-11-24 15:03:45

Nice one, Ahpoolecto - you moronic poser. Let's add a new chapter to The Psychopathology of Everyday Life." We can call it: The Man Who Mistook His Weenie for a Furie's Fuckhole."

This whole sad farrago of narcissism has ended up with you self-depantsed in public, and the morphology of your genitalia is now a matter for Freudian analysis. There are no mistakes, Ahpoolecto - you are an art-sucking vampire-faggot, a whiny bitch, and an attention whore. Now put your wig back on and get down on your knees, where you belong. And the next time you copy/paste crap about art history, I'm going to remind you that we don't take instruction from sad little bitches who don't even know the gender of the Erinyes.

Cunt.

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#69 2012-11-24 15:16:03

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Nice one, Ahpoolecto - you moronic poser. Let's add a new chapter to The Psychopathology of Everyday Life." We can call it: The Man Who Mistook His Weenie for a Furie's Fuckhole."

This whole sad farrago of narcissism has ended up with you self-depantsed in public, and the morphology of your genitalia is now a matter for Freudian analysis. There are no mistakes, Ahpoolecto - you are an art-sucking vampire-faggot, a whiny bitch, and an attention whore. Now put your wig back on and get down on your knees, where you belong. And the next time you copy/paste crap about art history, I'm going to remind you that we don't take instruction from sad little bitches who don't even know the gender of the Erinyes.

Cunt.

Always nice to throw a good "Cunt"in there for good measure- cracks me the fuck up.

Speaking of narcissistic little bitches, I hope your never ending rudeness to Tall Paul hasn't chased her off. I'm sure it must have been you, certainly not me. I tried to love and nurture her along. She will be missed. It will take an aweful lot for me to forgive you. Please understand if I seem a little cold for a bit.

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#70 2012-11-24 15:16:09

Pretentious art fag.

http://nelson-haha.api-meal.eu/nelson.png

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#71 2012-11-24 15:50:13

FINE FINE FINE you fucks.

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#72 2012-11-24 16:23:22

Bigcat wrote:

Speaking of narcissistic little bitches, I hope your never ending rudeness to Tall Paul hasn't chased her off. I'm sure it must have been you, certainly not me. I tried to love and nurture her along. She will be missed. It will take an aweful lot for me to forgive you. Please understand if I seem a little cold for a bit.

Don't worry, she's doing her nails, or trimming her pussy for Saturday night. Leave her alone and she'll come home, trailing a pink sock behind her.

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#73 2012-11-24 16:35:19

Htom Sirveaux wrote:

FINE FINE FINE you fucks.

I fucking knew it.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1089355/Htom_Sirveaux

Ahpoo reads fanfic. And Harry Potter.

Closet-Faggot. Art-fairy. Hemorrhoid-fancier.

You have lowered yourself to the level of a teenage whopsy. Looks good on you, too.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwopr6sOR1qhtywlo1_250.jpg

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#74 2012-11-24 16:46:03



u mad, bro

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#75 2012-11-24 17:09:12

Htom Sirveaux wrote:



u mad, bro

Pathetic. You've now lowered yourself to the level of 4chan. You will always be Ahpoo.

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#76 2012-11-24 17:51:20

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/271/474/45b.jpg

fak u gooby

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#77 2012-11-24 18:03:07

What's that? Did a weasel fart in the hinterlands? Or were those Final Words I heard squeaking past the nozzle of a douche bag like the last malodorous stench of an oleaginous shart? Could we be so lucky? May I skin the corpse and hang its furry little ears on a chain around my neck? Please say that it's so!

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#78 2012-11-24 18:13:17

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

What's that? Did a weasel fart in the hinterlands? Or were those Final Words I heard squeaking past the nozzle of a douche bag like the last malodorous stench of an oleaginous shart? Could we be so lucky? May I skin the corpse and hang its furry little ears on a chain around my neck? Please say that it's so!

no u

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#79 2012-11-24 18:30:26

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Speaking of narcissistic little bitches, I hope your never ending rudeness to Tall Paul hasn't chased her off. I'm sure it must have been you, certainly not me. I tried to love and nurture her along. She will be missed. It will take an aweful lot for me to forgive you. Please understand if I seem a little cold for a bit.

Don't worry, she's doing her nails, or trimming her pussy for Saturday night. Leave her alone and she'll come home, trailing a pink sock behind her.

Thanks for cheering me up and giving me hope. I shall get to roll my eyes in disinterested awe for Lanky Polly Wonderbread one more time.  As she likes to exclaim; "yay".

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#80 2012-11-24 18:43:06

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