#2 2013-01-31 15:05:47

Fucking metrosexual assholes.

I do this every month with 5th-12th grade kids.  It's called "Boy Scouts". 

Except we manage to do it with a flint and steel and whatever starters and wood we can find at the site, and we bloody well backpack and hike to get to the site in the first place.

Do real women actually want to be with these wimpy wussies??

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#3 2013-01-31 15:12:50

Wait until their income goes up further and it’s time to give the kids a wilderness experience!  They’ll have the hired help set up the camp, start up the portable electric generator, and lay out a nice selection of Williams-Sonoma artisanal marshmallows by the fire made with aesthetically pleasing hand rubbed logs!

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#4 2013-01-31 15:33:51

I just threw up in my mouth.

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#5 2013-01-31 17:34:55

Sounds like they've cross licensed with the BSA for advanced merit badge credit and homo immunity.

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#6 2013-01-31 18:06:11

Bullshit for lob cocks that have never earned anything.

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#7 2013-01-31 18:32:21

Wow.  Could it get any gay-er?  My apologies to Taint.

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#8 2013-01-31 18:36:36

Who bring a French press on a three-day camping trip.

Damn, I used to hike three days with a 70 pound backpack just to get away from assholes like that.

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#9 2013-01-31 18:50:56

Roger_That wrote:

Wow.  Could it get any gay-er?  My apologies to Taint.

Most of my friends are gay. I don't know anyone like that. Those manly men are all yours, toots, all yours.

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#10 2013-01-31 20:01:47

I would add, being a gay man who hikes and camps,  WTF?

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