#2 2013-02-14 16:05:25
Ah, the family values people.
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#3 2013-02-14 17:01:11
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#4 2013-02-14 19:01:21
Wait - what!?!?
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#5 2013-02-14 19:50:16
Great flaming shitballs, wtf were these pricks thinking!
I find myself saying this often about teatards; 'please tell me people are not this fucking stupid'. Christians would never watch porn.....when other christians are around.
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#6 2013-02-15 09:42:46
Definition of invisibility: Two Baptists in the adult movie store. (or liquor store, or head shop)
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#7 2013-02-15 17:56:10
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Definition of invisibility: Two Baptists in the adult movie store. (or liquor store, or head shop)
Why do you take two Baptists fishing?
One will drink all of your beer.
My favorite joke for describing the Baptists in my home town.
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#8 2013-02-17 10:33:54
Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?
They're afraid people will think they're dancing.
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#10 2013-02-18 10:59:15
opsec wrote:
I might as well flesh this out. Baptist Jokes
Mary Magdalene's Leather Pants: This "cheekless" design allows full
access to spanking surfaces when the wife is in her proper penitent,
kneeling position.
So, I have to ask. If they are pants, AND assless, are they automatically chaps?
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#11 2013-02-18 16:50:25
I don't believe so because chaps are open legged and have some sort of attachments to strap them on so they can be worn over pants, if one desires. Pants would not have the open legs. Oh yea, and here we go again.
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