#2 2013-02-19 17:53:01

Poor George.  Remember when we used to show our love with funny Teddy Bears instead of spiders?

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#3 2013-02-19 18:55:32

Never say we don't aim to please.

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#4 2013-02-20 19:45:41

Funny about that...One of my lifelong "recurring" nightmares involve images of horrible black spiders perching/crawling on plush toys.  They're never the same toys and, as far as I can tell, they're not toys that were ever mine.  Just horrible leggy black spiders on fuzzy plush toys...Somebody dream-interpret that shit.

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#6 2013-11-16 06:00:41

George Orr wrote:

Funny about that...One of my lifelong "recurring" nightmares involve images of horrible black spiders perching/crawling on plush toys.  They're never the same toys and, as far as I can tell, they're not toys that were ever mine.  Just horrible leggy black spiders on fuzzy plush toys...Somebody dream-interpret that shit.

George, I can help out here. I've actually heard about this exact same dream from a couple of patients of mine. In both instances, they were women that didn't know how to cook their husband a decent meal. The dream is Gods way of saying, "Fuck you, you Hot Pocket serving cunt. Go get your man some Popeye's Chicken!"

Hope this helps.
www.popeyes.com

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#7 2013-11-16 06:51:46

^^ One of the best replies ever ^^

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#8 2013-11-16 09:55:47

Fid

What EM said...

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#9 2013-11-16 12:15:51

Thank you guys for your kind words. I really like George a lot and want to help her without sounding rude. I'm just really concerned that she might be planning a sexy "Tex-Mex" night with her man armed with only a family sized Taco Bell taco kit and some Bartles & James Limeritas.

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#10 2013-11-17 11:16:28

Banjo wrote:

Thank you guys for your kind words. I really like George a lot and want to help her without sounding rude. I'm just really concerned that she might be planning a sexy "Tex-Mex" night with her man armed with only a family sized Taco Bell taco kit and some Bartles & James Limeritas.

Bite your tongue (off).  I'm a good cook.*  And no one in my current home town of San Antonio, Texas goes near Taco Bell.** 
...Oddly, though, now that the subject has been raised, I haven't had that dream in years and years.



*Truth be told, Husband™ is a better cook; but still.  And he likes my cooking.

**Tragically, this is a lie.  Also, if you ever find yourself in a part of the country where you see restaurants called "Bill Miller's BBQ," drive in any direction until you don't see them any more.  I think they are Texas' version of kudzu.  For Gods' sake don't go near one.

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#11 2013-11-17 18:40:06

George Orr wrote:

Bite your tongue (off).  I'm a good cook.

Then get that cute ass into the kitchen and rattle them pots and pans. God's next step will be this.

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#12 2013-11-17 18:49:57

Tall Paul wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Bite your tongue (off).  I'm a good cook.

Then get that cute ass into the kitchen and rattle them pots and pans.

Tonight is Husband's™ night.  He's making Rock Cornish Game Hens.  You tell him to throw them out.

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#13 2014-01-02 12:20:12

Click for the pubic nasty!

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#14 2014-01-06 06:56:12

Aw, those're just daddy longlegs.  Not that I'd want to find 'em in my house; but they're just cat toys, really.

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#15 2014-04-16 19:45:46

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear…

http://www.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0054/zyc0i53308.jpg

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