#1 2013-03-12 09:30:48

Wonder if Rogers will hit the jackpot again???

http://workbench.cadenhead.org/news/371 … popes-name

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#2 2013-03-12 10:04:51

I haven't discussed this with him nor do i have any direct knowledge but i get the feeling that he has cast off his wild and wooly ways.  Having kids will do that.  But otoh, maybe if he does it again, Katie can call him a serial pope-squatter.

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#3 2013-03-12 13:27:00

Who knew the lengths rcade would go to erase one wild night of monkey sex? (Katie Couric, take note!)

I surrendered rogercadenhead.com years ago, to my everlasting regret. I might've retired in comfort.

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#4 2013-03-13 16:49:54

It is hard to be Frank about popesquatting, but not all worldly bets pay off.

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#5 2013-03-14 09:23:08

Looks like someone else is the reigning pope squatter now.  He has popefrancis1.com:

Dunaway, Chris smokymntcrafts@aol.com
Smoky Mountains
780 loop road
Gatlinburg, Tennessee 37738
United States

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#6 2013-03-14 09:28:59

Joke's on him.  Papa won't be using "I"... just plain 'Francis'.  He doesn't officially become "Francis I" until there's a "Francis II".

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#7 2013-03-14 10:58:55

Someone owns popefrancis.com, but their info is anonymous.   I was hoping the Vatican got it.

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#8 2013-03-14 11:00:56

choad wrote:

Who knew the lengths rcade would go to erase one wild night of monkey sex? (Katie Couric, take note!)

I surrendered rogercadenhead.com years ago, to my everlasting regret. I might've retired in comfort.

Please don't be mad, but when i first came here, i thought you were rcade.  I would really enjoy hearing about monkey sex.

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#9 2013-03-14 12:53:13

Roger_That wrote:

Someone owns popefrancis.com, but their info is anonymous.   I was hoping the Vatican got it.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/pop … ion-678452

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#10 2013-03-14 17:19:45

Lip shitz wrote:

Please don't be mad, but when i first came here, i thought you were rcade.  I would really enjoy hearing about monkey sex.

The set up  ...

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#11 2013-03-14 18:27:29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogers_Cadenhead wrote:

In 2005, Cadenhead achieved brief notoriety for registering the domain name benedictxvi.com several weeks before the name was chosen by Pope Benedict XVI, joking that he would give it to the Vatican in exchange for a mitre and "complete absolution, no questions asked, for the third week of March 1987." (*) Those demands not being met, he donated the domain to the Internet charity Modest Needs.[10]

(*) This story shrank somewhat over the years, originally featuring a suburban Boston women's college, as I recall. For some reason, probably its goofy name and seedy history, I was under the impression rcade demanded an indulgence, not absolution.

http://benedictxvi.com/ now bounces to Workbench.

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#13 2013-03-14 21:44:11

OK - that is another bit I've not seen and is completely brilliant; I cannot wait for Melons to get home to share it.

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#14 2013-03-15 22:19:23

https://cruelery.com/uploads/11_pope_time_change.png

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

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#15 2013-03-19 02:43:00

Rcade caught the Cardinals with their drawers down in 2005. What'll you wager Vatican lawyers did a domain search before  Bergoglio settled on Francis for his new user name?

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#16 2013-03-20 22:32:17

Pobrecitos...

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#17 2013-03-20 23:23:23

I think he'll make a much better CEO than the retired pope.  He seems to have a decent marketing team behind him.

He actually said "the church should be poor and for the poor" and people are baa baa buying into it.  I understand he chose a silver ring instead of gold to symbolize his poverty.

Great PR so far, but let's face it when the RCC actually starts selling assets then Armageddon probably is upon us.

Oh and all you faggots, pro-choicers and condom users and probably most women are still going to hell.  Or possibly purgatory... holy shit can you imagine the party we'll have.

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#18 2013-03-21 06:03:55

opsec wrote:

I think he'll make a much better CEO than the retired pope.

The ultra Christian circles (of which I am on the fringes of) have been harping on the Prophecy of the Popes (most of it is summarized in the Wiki article). Some people say the Prophecy is a shoddy hoax, but end timers are digging it.

As the 112th pope, Francis, is scheduled to destroy Rome, as in burn it to the ground, if I read that right.  On the way, though (according to the guy that runs my Sunday school class),  Francis will also knock down the Dome of the Rock, introduce a new Fascist world order (complete with world currency and education standards).

So on your knees, and pray, bitches. Francis is going to destroy the world with his good intentions.

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#19 2013-03-21 08:42:54

opsec wrote:

Oh and all you faggots, pro-choicers and condom users and probably most women are still going to hell.  Or possibly purgatory... holy shit can you imagine the party we'll have.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/526741_171499889666428_1062039099_n.jpg

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#20 2013-03-21 10:39:06

Platymingo wrote:

So on your knees, and pray, bitches. Francis is going to destroy the world

Wait - so the Vatican is a Nuclear power?

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