Bloody brilliant. I admire that kid's conviction and restraint. Your average delinquent would never have endured a grilling like that and resisted a kid's natural fuckyouverymuch instinct.

I thought I heard or saw that there were 500 people there and they were destroying cars, etc, so maybe it did cost $20,000 worth of manpower to stop it, since at that point we're basically blurring the lines between a party and a riot.

Sounds like a lot of fun.

Australia wild party child turns party pro

An Australian teenager who hosted a wild party that caused a near-riot after 500 guests saw his Internet invitation has decided to turn professional and will host a national party tour, he said on Thursday.

Corey Delaney, 16, became notorious at home and abroad after throwing a party while his parents were on holidays. He posted a MySpace notice and revelers caused A$20,000 ($17,500) in damages before the party was broken up by police and the dog squad.

Delaney said he had taken on an Australian celebrity agent, Max Markson, and had given up plans to be a carpenter to host and DJ parties in Sydney and Brisbane over the next two months, with another in Melbourne on his 17th birthday on March 21.

"Working on a building site was pretty hard. Now I've got a manager, life's good," Delaney told Australian television. (read more, become nauseous)

I was sure someone else posted the YT vid of the Aussie newscaster gal chiding the lame-brained little douche, but I can't seem to find it. If you've seen it, then you're probably thinking, "He was only sixteen?" I figured him for at least 22 or so, and not for his sharp mastery of either the spoken word or fashion. Tho he sported shades for the entire interview (blonde newsgal practically dared him to remove them), he had that aged, worn appearance one commonly associates with white trash, meth users, serial E-tards, and the homeless.

Deathpool on Mr. Delaney, anyone?