I had to go to a tie breaker, where I chose Honest over Maternal, and got Carrot as well.

You Scored as Carrot Ironfounderson
You are Captain Carrot Ironfounderson of the City Watch in the greatest city on the Disc, Ankh-Morprok! A truly good natured, honest guy, who knows everyone, and is liked by all. Technically a dwarf, but only by adoption. You'd rather not be reminded that you are the true heir to the throne, but that does explain why people naturally follow your orders.


Carrot Ironfounderson   
63%
Gytha (Nanny) Ogg   
63%
Commander Samuel Vimes   
56%
The Librarian   
50%
Lord Havelock Vetinari   
50%
Death   
44%
Esmerelda (Granny) Weatherwax   
44%
Cohen The Barbarian   
38%
Greebo   
25%
Rincewind   
19%

No, been reading through them for a few years now, but I was sitting on a boring-assed conference call and decided to look for one of these "who are you?" quizzes.

You are Samuel Vimes! Captain of Ankh-Morpork’s city Watch! You are a knight, married to the very wealthy, noble lady Sybil Ramkin. You often walk the streets at night, and are able to tell where you are by the feel of the cobbles under your boots. You always do what is right – that is, what needs to be done – to keep the city safe, even when it seems bad.

Carrot Ironfounderson