#1 2014-06-18 05:28:17
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#2 2014-06-18 09:57:36
Wow. And to think... I just give that shit away. I should encase mine in fine reliquary and sell it.
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#3 2014-06-18 10:27:39
I, and many of my friends call ourselves recovering Catholics. The farther you stand back from that religion, the clearer it all comes into focus. Lots of rituals, robes, big hats, gold, money, and booga booga. I wised up when I was 14. I find it incomprehensible that anyone with average intelligence could believe these guys are exclusive mouthpieces for the big guy in the sky.
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#4 2014-06-18 10:45:18
phreddy wrote:
I wised up when I was 14.
Generally known as the age of reason and why you take first communion at 12 and no backsies, no welshing privileges. You're fucked, phreddy. That little devil poking you in the ass? He never goes away.
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#5 2014-06-18 11:09:54
choad wrote:
phreddy wrote:
I wised up when I was 14.
Generally known as the age of reason and why you take first communion at 12 and no backsies, no welshing privileges. You're fucked, phreddy. That little devil poking you in the ass? He never goes away.
Fortunately, not only did I dump the Catholic church, I wised up to the whole creation myth. So I have no worries about harassment from a little devil or a vindictive god. No residual Catholic guilt!
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#6 2014-06-18 14:05:22
So, does anybody plan to surf over to Ticketron to buy tickets for this event? There are several more reliquaries containing his blood in churches. I have a feeling when he was exsanguinated for embalming, the fluid was kept to be used for this purpose.
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#7 2014-06-18 14:13:03
I might be interested if it was a piece of his black, soul-less heart on display instead of just some random vial of blood.
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#8 2014-06-18 16:16:42
Emmeran wrote:
I might be interested if it was a piece of his black, soul-less heart on display instead of just some random vial of blood.
Yeah but in a hundred years someone will pay you big money on Ebay for the blood of an ancient saint.
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#9 2014-06-19 00:12:20
phreddy wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
I might be interested if it was a piece of his black, soul-less heart on display instead of just some random vial of blood.
Yeah but in a hundred years someone will pay you big money on Ebay for the blood of an ancient saint.
Yeah, I have some of George Washington's hair and folks are beating down my door for it.
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#11 2014-06-23 19:40:18
choad wrote:
I'm sorry, but Francis has taken a page right out of Barack's playbook. Be really good at talking the talk and fuck walking the walk.
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#12 2014-06-23 20:10:35
Careful, phred, you're beginning to sound like an aging hippy. Next thing you know, you'll enjoy watching fauxnews coverage lacerate bush era functionaries for flogging decade old lies.
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