...the place I first encountered the word "teledildonics."  Well, turns out the lawyers want to fuck you.

TZU Technologies filed six lawsuits in June, mostly against manufacturers of computing-enabled sex toys. One of the defendants, Holland Haptics, was a Kickstarter project whose product, the "Frebble," allows for a more tame form of interaction, proffering a kind of simple online "hand-holding." TZU said both Holland Haptics and Kickstarter were infringing its patent, numbered 6,368,268.