#1 2015-10-26 13:03:44

http://news.yahoo.com/dog-named-trigger … 30581.html

Last week I satisfied one of my lifetime goals and have completed all of the Colorado 14ers. It took most of my free time over the last 3 years.

The good news for all of you is this: I now will have more free time to scout for hunting stories.

You are welcome.

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#2 2015-10-26 21:45:16

Summer 14'ers are for pussies and wannabes, try it in February if you want bragging rights.


But good job anyway!

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#3 2015-10-26 21:56:46

Tall Paul wrote:

Summer 14'ers are for pussies and wannabes, try it in February if you want bragging rights.


But good job anyway!

I have done 11 in the winter. That is rough shit.

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#4 2015-10-26 22:28:55

Bigcat wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/dog-named-trigger-shoots-owner-during-indiana-waterfowl-164230581.html

Last week I satisfied one of my lifetime goals and have completed all of the Colorado 14ers. It took most of my free time over the last 3 years.

The good news for all of you is this: I now will have more free time to scout for hunting stories.

You are welcome.

That's pretty impressive!  I see Pike's Peak outside of my living room window and haven't even gotten the ambition to drive up it!

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#5 2015-10-27 09:51:34

Dirckman wrote:

I see Pike's Peak outside of my living room window

That's awesome. I really like it there. Most of the time I camp either at Chicago Creek if I am going to be in the Front or Mosquito Ranges or Half Moon Creek if in the Sawatch.

Leadville looks like it could be the Meth Capitol of the World.

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#6 2015-10-27 10:36:05

Congratulations, Bigcat.

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#7 2015-10-27 18:50:29

How did you like the San Juans?

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#8 2015-10-27 22:08:56

Tall Paul wrote:

How did you like the San Juans?

I enjoyed camping at Yankee Boy Basin near the waterfall quite a lot. Also Handies Peak was probably the easiest 14er in the lot but it was one of the nicest hikes I have ever been on.  The only places that I don't care to go again (at least to climb) are the Maroon Bells. They are crumbling and dangerous- beautiful- but every time you put your foot down you are just a little afraid something will disappear . ( These are not in San Juans)

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#9 2015-10-28 10:39:51

Yeah, Maroon Bells is rotten rock.  I have heard some say that it is safer with snow on the theory that the snow pack tends to consolidate the fractured rock.  The only San Juan I have climbed is Sneffels, and it has its own pile of scree.

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#10 2015-10-28 11:44:11

Fled wrote:

Yeah, Maroon Bells is rotten rock.  I have heard some say that it is safer with snow on the theory that the snow pack tends to consolidate the fractured rock.  The only San Juan I have climbed is Sneffels, and it has its own pile of scree.

I hadn't considered the snow pack theory before I climbed it. It was awesome there but I still don't think I will try it again even with snow. Best to not tempt fate. I am going to try Manaslu again next fall. Already have failed twice. That shit gets expensive.

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#11 2015-10-28 18:59:08

Good luck with Manaslu.  As one who had serious HAPE under 20,000 feet, I encourage you to make sure you acclimatize.  (Since then, I have been to 20k a couple of times with no issues.)  I've done the Jomsom trek from Pokhara, but never any really high altitude stuff in the Himilayas.  I am jealous but doubt I could do it at this point.

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#12 2015-10-28 19:14:51

Fled wrote:

Good luck with Manaslu.  As one who had serious HAPE under 20,000 feet, I encourage you to make sure you acclimatize.  (Since then, I have been to 20k a couple of times with no issues.)  I've done the Jomsom trek from Pokhara, but never any really high altitude stuff in the Himilayas.  I am jealous but doubt I could do it at this point.

The first time I got sick and had to come down. The second time the weather didn't let us get above camp 3.

The first time I took a helicopter right to Samagoan and didn't really spend enough time to acclimatize but the second time I hiked in from Arughat over 8 days. I felt great that time but cyclone turned to blizzard which turned to Avys and our Sherpa turned us around. He let us go from camp one right to camp 3 which was brutal but he was trying to get us to the summit before bad weather came in. "Slept" at camp three and came the whole way down the next morning. Heli to Kathmandu and then spent 3 days fucked up on Tuborg Beer. It was still a great trip.

I went back over there last fall and just did a trek from Arughat to basecamp and then went and did Thapa Peak. There is room for 2 more next Sept/Oct if you feel up to it. 30 days and around $18,000 but they haven't given me the exact price yet. I am half heartedly trying to get the other two spots filled because it will bring the price per person down a bit.

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#14 2015-11-10 15:45:52



Notice how many cumdrops in the comments mention that they hit, but couldn't find, a deer.

One redneck shitheel even said he was "relieve" that he at least got a picture of the wounded deer on his game camera since he couldn't find the fuckin thing.

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#15 2015-11-26 15:20:18

The "social services" of the fucktard hunter industry.

http://www.local21news.com/news/feature … 6717.shtml

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#16 2015-11-26 16:09:48

Bigcat wrote:

The "social services" of the fucktard hunter industry.

http://www.local21news.com/news/feature … 6717.shtml

Wolves are the answer, but people are afraid of them so...

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#17 2015-11-26 16:30:51

Emmeran wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

The "social services" of the fucktard hunter industry.

http://www.local21news.com/news/feature … 6717.shtml

Wolves are the answer, but people are afraid of them so...

I choose wolves. I am afraid of drunk, gun wielding, "buck fever" having red necks. They are the unpredictable danger in the great outdoors.

As a side, Happy Thanksgiving to you. Hope you enjoyed your day.

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#18 2015-11-27 11:16:15

Bigcat wrote:

I choose wolves. I am afraid of drunk, gun wielding, "buck fever" having red necks. They are the unpredictable danger in the great outdoors.

On this we definitely agree.  I stopped shooting on public ranges because of people like what you describe.

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#19 2015-11-27 14:42:55

XregnaR wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

I choose wolves. I am afraid of drunk, gun wielding, "buck fever" having red necks. They are the unpredictable danger in the great outdoors.

On this we definitely agree.  I stopped shooting on public ranges because of people like what you describe.

Sad but true. If there was ever a herd that needed quelling, that is it.

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#20 2015-11-27 14:48:50

Bigcat wrote:

XregnaR wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

I choose wolves. I am afraid of drunk, gun wielding, "buck fever" having red necks. They are the unpredictable danger in the great outdoors.

On this we definitely agree.  I stopped shooting on public ranges because of people like what you describe.

Sad but true. If there was ever a herd that needed quelling, that is it.

I completely agree with you on the "Deer shoppers".  By my reckoning anyone wearing "Camo" gear with an orange vest over it ought to be shot on sight.

But then again I'm a bit nuts...

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#21 2015-11-27 14:51:28

Emmeran wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

XregnaR wrote:


On this we definitely agree.  I stopped shooting on public ranges because of people like what you describe.

Sad but true. If there was ever a herd that needed quelling, that is it.

I completely agree with you on the "Deer shoppers".  By my reckoning anyone wearing "Camo" gear with an orange vest over it ought to be shot on sight.

But then again I'm a bit nuts...

Wow Emmy, That is some serious personal growth there. Huzzah!

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#22 2015-11-27 15:46:09

Bigcat wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Bigcat wrote:


Sad but true. If there was ever a herd that needed quelling, that is it.

I completely agree with you on the "Deer shoppers".  By my reckoning anyone wearing "Camo" gear with an orange vest over it ought to be shot on sight.

But then again I'm a bit nuts...

Wow Emmy, That is some serious personal growth there. Huzzah!

Hunt to eat, raise to eat.  Fuck factory farms.

Besides, the best part of deer hunting is the reading you get done whilst listening for your prey.  It's deer, you don't have to hide, just be still of heart & mind while remaining open of ear and eye.  Got my best buck while working my way through Nabokov's tripe.

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#23 2015-11-27 16:57:49

That didn't work for me. Prey would exploit my distraction and coyote me. Turn a page, they ate the bait and shat in the trap.

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#25 2015-11-29 19:55:34

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/mc-c-mo … story.html

This has forced me to get my rifle out. I will be posted at my living room window for tomorrows opening day of antlered deer season. If I see orange pointing a gun at my house I am going to defend myself to a fatal degree.

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#26 2015-11-29 21:35:29

Bigcat wrote:

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/mc-c-monroe-county-bullet-found-inside-home-20151129-story.html

This has forced me to get my rifle out. I will be posted at my living room window for tomorrows opening day of antlered deer season. If I see orange pointing a gun at my house I am going to defend myself to a fatal degree.

This is why the state of Ohio, which occasionally has a good idea, only allows shotguns be used for hunting.  They didn't want Farmer Brown to get capped 2 miles away because some yay-hoo in the woods shot his 30-06 at an elevation higher that 90 degrees.

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#27 2015-11-29 22:48:33

Took me two days to hitchhike from Youngstown to Stroudsburg during the '73 Arab oil embargo. I survived the stalled rigs, pissed off truckers and shitfaced hunters but my tent didn't. I left it where it stood, riddled with buckshot. Doesn't sound like much's changed.

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#28 2015-11-30 18:43:10

Well, you can also use "Punkin' Balls" in the shotguns for deer hunting.  I haven't been back since we moved my folks down here but I'm sure it's still one big farm with some insignificant cities dotted here and there.  And to think that Cleveland, after WWII, was the third largest city in the US.

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#32 2015-12-04 21:53:34

We have the a similar problem, though to a lesser extent. Largely, excitable city wogs with guns.

Fucking fools.

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/forest-camera … k0ahb.html

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#33 2015-12-05 08:27:38

Bigcat wrote:

Yet another fucking huntard

http://fox43.com/2015/12/04/pet-pot-bel … ar-hunter/

Dude this is really low hanging fruit and while I do enjoy the occasional story of idiocy and accompanying misfortune I do truly expect more from a person of your caliber.  At the very least spread your wings son, there is an entire planet of idiot hunters out there don't simply limit your world to Pennsylvania...

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#34 2015-12-05 11:27:15

Emmeran wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Yet another fucking huntard

http://fox43.com/2015/12/04/pet-pot-bel … ar-hunter/

Dude this is really low hanging fruit and while I do enjoy the occasional story of idiocy and accompanying misfortune I do truly expect more from a person of your caliber.  At the very least spread your wings son, there is an entire planet of idiot hunters out there don't simply limit your world to Pennsylvania...

I would love to branch out. Pa keeps me so busy that I need to hire help.

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#35 2015-12-05 13:35:07

Bigcat wrote:

I would love to branch out. Pa keeps me so busy that I need to hire help.

Good night John-boy

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#36 2015-12-07 09:34:06

http://i.imgur.com/7007Ndm.jpg

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#37 2015-12-07 11:42:04

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#38 2015-12-08 07:44:30

Emmeran wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Yet another fucking huntard

http://fox43.com/2015/12/04/pet-pot-bel … ar-hunter/

Dude this is really low hanging fruit and while I do enjoy the occasional story of idiocy and accompanying misfortune I do truly expect more from a person of your caliber.  At the very least spread your wings son, there is an entire planet of idiot hunters out there don't simply limit your world to Pennsylvania...

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/adventure-sh … 13733.html

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#39 2015-12-10 16:36:54

https://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/8/89/Jugs_%26_Ammo.png/250px-Jugs_%26_Ammo.png

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#41 2015-12-12 12:02:35

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#42 2015-12-15 11:38:26

http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dildo.jpg

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#43 2015-12-15 11:51:44

We should mod all the military's weapons to look like that.  Daesh would shit themselves.

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#44 2015-12-15 19:26:25

Is that Lindsey Graham? If so that huge black dildo should be facing the other way around.

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#46 2015-12-20 08:31:06

Emmeran wrote:

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/20/bear-hunting-new-jersey-protest

Last year during Pennsylvania's bear season I was cutting firewood in my back yard. I was wearing a black hoodie. I live on a hill in the laurel highlands and my yard is surrounded by woods for a long, long way. It is all posted for no hunting.

     A hunter, trespassing on my private property, came up behind me while my saw was running and waited until I shut it off and turned around. He said:  " That's a good way to getcher self shot, out in the woods wearing black in the middle of bear season." 

     I said:  "No, THIS is a good way to get yourself shot. If I am still able to see you when I come back out of the house with my gun, that is exactly what is going to happen."  He called the police and said I threatened him. They came and busted him for trespassing. I have never called the police in my life, ever. I don't trust them, but that cop made my fucking day.

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#47 2015-12-20 08:54:03

Bigcat wrote:

Last year during Pennsylvania's bear season I was cutting firewood in my back yard. I was wearing a black hoodie. I live on a hill in the laurel highlands and my yard is surrounded by woods for a long, long way. It is all posted for no hunting.

     A hunter, trespassing on my private property, came up behind me while my saw was running and waited until I shut it off and turned around. He said:  " That's a good way to getcher self shot, out in the woods wearing black in the middle of bear season." 

     I said:  "No, THIS is a good way to get yourself shot. If I am still able to see you when I come back out of the house with my gun, that is exactly what is going to happen."  He called the police and said I threatened him. They came and busted him for trespassing. I have never called the police in my life, ever. I don't trust them, but that cop made my fucking day.

Seriously, he deserved an application of good old rock salt.  A .410 with rock salt loads:  Preserving property manners for the generations.

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#48 2015-12-20 09:50:38

There's a whole Tumblr for these:
http://gopdildo.tumblr.com/

I think the first one of McCain is my favorite.

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#49 2015-12-20 18:50:28

George Orr wrote:

There's a whole Tumblr for these:
http://gopdildo.tumblr.com/

I think the first one of McCain is my favorite.

He looks tickled.

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#50 2015-12-21 14:46:19

http://www.pennlive.com/news/2015/12/pa … who_p.html

Another example of a hunter helping to control the deer population.

Gawd I hope someday in a different world it becomes legal(or at least decriminalized) to hunt hunters.

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