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Firefighters were shocked when they were called to help a man in Osnabrück stuck in a "nightmare" of a situation.

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Firefighters said they first protected his groin with tools from their emergency bag and then carefully separated and removed the ring from the most "sensitive" part of his anatomy.

"We ask our fellow citizens (especially the men) to consult with someone about their choice of this kind of ring," the fire department wrote in the post, now shared more than 500 times.

"This will prevent you from having an embarrassing hospital visit and us from having nightmares."

Considering the Hun's most notable contribution to the erotic arts is scat porn, I think the firies are being a bit precious about this.

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