#1 2016-03-02 21:58:42

Your search is over.

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#2 2016-03-02 22:08:45

1%

Could have done better but my Mom forced me to finish High School.

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#3 2016-03-02 22:39:04

I'm a nine percenter. Sounds good except I would really like a fucking day off or a vacation, but I don't have time for that.

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#4 2016-03-03 09:06:33

They removed the education variable and I dropped back down to 5%

They seriously need the location and age variables to show a clearer view of your current earning power.

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#5 2016-03-03 09:58:15

I'm in the top 2% of white Gen X men with some college education.

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#6 2016-03-03 14:06:51

You're a 4 percenter among white baby-boomer men with some college education! $***,*** was more than 96% of them earned.

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#7 2016-03-03 15:27:43

You guys finished your humble brag dick measuring? I am the poorest peasant any of you know and somehow, reasonably content.

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#8 2016-03-03 15:49:38

The best toast I know of is "May you be healthy and content".  The most anyone can really hope for.  But it is nice to healthy and content on a beach in the Med...

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#9 2016-03-03 16:52:26

Hell, I'm just agreeing with Buffett's assessment of how good we all have it now.  Even my poorest acquaintances have large, flat screen TV's, a decent car and fancy phones, we be rich here in Amurika.

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#10 2016-03-03 18:51:47

I have loose shoes, tight pussy and at least I can afford an electric toilet seat.

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#11 2016-03-03 22:17:48

I'm a 55 Percenter if I only factor in my own salary.  Add in the salary of the spouse I hang from, leech-like, and we're seven-percenters.
...I know someone who's getting head tomorrow.

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