#1 2016-04-13 07:57:38

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#2 2016-04-14 10:42:59

If it exists, the French did it first, are the best at it and don't care if you do it differently.

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#3 2016-04-14 11:02:32

GooberMcNutly wrote:

If it exists, the French did it first, are the best at it and don't care if you do it differently.

That's no lie.  I just read the other day that golf may have started in France three centuries before it was standardized in Scotland.

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#4 2016-04-14 11:51:34

Baywolfe wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

If it exists, the French did it first, are the best at it and don't care if you do it differently.

That's no lie.  I just read the other day that golf may have started in France three centuries before it was standardized in Scotland.

Wait...  hitting a rock with a stick wasn't invented in Scottland?

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#5 2016-04-14 14:28:59

Emmeran wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

If it exists, the French did it first, are the best at it and don't care if you do it differently.

That's no lie.  I just read the other day that golf may have started in France three centuries before it was standardized in Scotland.

Wait...  hitting a rock with a stick wasn't invented in Scottland?

No, they just added all the stupid rules about how to hit a rock with a stick.  I would have thought that it would have originated in the Yorkshire Dales.  They don't have all those rock walls for nothing, you know.

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#6 2016-04-14 15:03:10

Golf is a leisurely walk through a beautiful park that is ruined by a little white ball.

Bragging about inventing it is like arguing on the internet...

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#7 2016-04-15 16:51:36

I still can't understand why you can't take your dog golfing. If I'm going for a walk on a nice day, I'm bringing the dog.

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#8 2016-04-16 16:42:36

XregnaR wrote:

Golf is a leisurely walk through a beautiful park that is ruined by a little white ball.

Bragging about inventing it is like arguing on the internet...

Twain did NOT say:

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#9 2016-04-16 18:32:48

Neither did Yogi.
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