#1 2017-04-09 19:50:28
This review is so mean I immediately thought of High-Street:
"In terms of value for money and expectation Le Cinq supplied by far the worst restaurant experience I have endured in my 18 years in this job. This, it must be said, is an achievement of sorts."
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#2 2017-04-09 21:34:51
That's fucking hysterical...
The dining room, deep in the hotel, is a broad space of high ceilings and coving, with thick carpets to muffle the screams. It is decorated in various shades of taupe, biscuit and fuck you. There’s a little gilt here and there, to remind us that this is a room designed for people for whom guilt is unfamiliar. It shouts money much as football fans shout at the ref. There’s a stool for the lady’s handbag. Well, of course there is.
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#3 2017-04-10 15:22:16
The avenue George V is off The Avenue des Champs-Élysées,. I've walked past the hotel many times. The doormen wear costumes that make them look like minor flunkies in the court of Henry VIII. They really are sunk, being in a district with no shortage of fabulous expensive dining, in a country that prides itself on its cuisine.
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