#1 2019-03-04 15:43:18

Our youngest got caught sleeping on the job at work!

He was a complete dick to us the entire weekend and then finally owned up today, the guilt was killing him.

How do I amusingly torture him with this???  All comments, suggestions and thinly veiled insults are welcome...

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#2 2019-03-05 12:05:37

Emmeran wrote:

How do I amusingly torture him with this???  All comments, suggestions and thinly veiled insults are welcome...

I hope you've concluded you don't rub in obvious remorse.

I had a thick catalog of sins I wouldn't repeat by the time I reached 25, to most observer's surprise.

This isn't dereliction of duty, it's sleep deprivation.

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#3 2019-03-05 13:53:12

It's definitely too soon to start the pranks now but it's never too soon to start planning for Christmas presents.

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#4 2019-03-06 19:53:31

If he is napping in the house, slam two books together screaming "Here Comes The Boss!!!" Or something to that effect.

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