#101 2008-07-31 19:55:58

http://media.modbee.com/smedia/2008/07/29/20/666-LIVE_p0730_30b1amynorth.embedded.prod_affiliate.11.jpg

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#102 2008-07-31 20:03:04

I ran across this comment from a teacher on another forum:

Nothing raises my hackles more than teachers who enter the profession in an attempt to relive their glory days (or who hope that they can FINALLY be “popular”). These teachers thrive on the students’ drama and gossip. They would rather be liked than respected. They compromise their integrity in an effort to be “cool” in the eyes of their students. Whenever you see a teacher on the news who has had an affair with a student, you can rest assured that it’s one of these teachers.

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#103 2008-07-31 21:01:12

I got my itinerary for the evening.

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#104 2008-08-07 01:07:59

are these girls available

on the prison pen-pal net

and who has the link

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#105 2008-08-07 01:13:52

George Orr wrote:

I ran across this comment from a teacher on another forum:

Nothing raises my hackles more than teachers who enter the profession in an attempt to relive their glory days (or who hope that they can FINALLY be “popular”). These teachers thrive on the students’ drama and gossip. They would rather be liked than respected. They compromise their integrity in an effort to be “cool” in the eyes of their students. Whenever you see a teacher on the news who has had an affair with a student, you can rest assured that it’s one of these teachers.

Wow.

'cause, speaking for myself, I couldn't wait to get out of school and you couldn't pay me enough pussy to go back.  I just assume that everyone else sees it the same way, because the thought of a human being wanting to go back to high/middle school fills me with such a sadness that I wish I'd never taken that motherfucker's sin upon my own ass.

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#106 2008-08-07 02:15:43

jesusluvspegging wrote:

George Orr wrote:

I ran across this comment from a teacher on another forum:

Nothing raises my hackles more than teachers who enter the profession in an attempt to relive their glory days (or who hope that they can FINALLY be “popular”). These teachers thrive on the students’ drama and gossip. They would rather be liked than respected. They compromise their integrity in an effort to be “cool” in the eyes of their students. Whenever you see a teacher on the news who has had an affair with a student, you can rest assured that it’s one of these teachers.

Wow.

'cause, speaking for myself, I couldn't wait to get out of school and you couldn't pay me enough pussy to go back.  I just assume that everyone else sees it the same way, because the thought of a human being wanting to go back to high/middle school fills me with such a sadness that I wish I'd never taken that motherfucker's sin upon my own ass.

These are the same assholes that shook your hand after the graduation ceremony and said things like, "treasure these moments, because these are the best years of your life."

If I had believed any of those dipshits my response would have been a bullet to the brain.

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#107 2008-08-07 08:58:33

But we all know there really are such people--plenty of them, for whom high school really was the high point of their lives.  We all know some of them; usually they never move away from their home town, and they reminisce endlessly.  They're the losers who send you those reunion letters.

Even when I was a teen myself, I shuddered at (and rejected) the notion that the "best years" of my life could be at their very beginning.  I was not prescient enough, however, to imagine that I'd ever feel pity for the football stars and the cheerleader princesses...and to be honest, it isn't much pity.

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#108 2008-08-15 01:17:15

Sort of related:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/voting_machines.png

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#109 2008-08-19 17:37:17

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_260xstory.jpg

A little off the topic but still AWESOME!

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/met … 52022.html

Cleveland teacher on leave after prostitution charge

By CINDY HORSWELL Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle
Aug. 19, 2008, 7:56AM
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Harris County Sheriff's Office

Laurie Ann Lewis, a teacher in the Cleveland school district in Liberty County, is accused of prostitution.

Cleveland theater arts teacher and student council sponsor has been charged with prostitution after being arrested at a downtown Houston hotel by an undercover agent she met on an Internet chat room, authorities said.........

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#110 2008-08-21 01:19:51

Best part is the quote from one of her neighbors:

"It makes me wonder if we ought to pay our teachers more."

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#111 2008-08-23 18:21:04

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/42394/1219195790521.jpg

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#112 2008-08-24 02:42:50

Fuck you Pale for posting this pic without an article for me to learn more.  I would pay this chicks bail and attorney fees.

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#113 2008-08-24 02:55:20

Wow.  Holy shit.  Dead heat in a zeppelin race.

As her union rep, I'd totally do her, in the boss's office, as the boss was reprimanding her for whatever the fuck she did.  Yeah, pALE, the fuck's up with posting the hotness minus the story?

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#114 2008-08-24 03:52:35

muah-ha-hah

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#115 2008-08-24 11:09:23

pALEPHx wrote:

muah-ha-hah

Whatareyousomekindaqueer?

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#116 2008-08-24 12:07:17

George Orr wrote:

But we all know there really are such people--plenty of them, for whom high school really was the high point of their lives.  We all know some of them; usually they never move away from their home town, and they reminisce endlessly.  They're the losers who send you those reunion letters.

Even when I was a teen myself, I shuddered at (and rejected) the notion that the "best years" of my life could be at their very beginning.  I was not prescient enough, however, to imagine that I'd ever feel pity for the football stars and the cheerleader princesses...and to be honest, it isn't much pity.

I shuddered when I was told the same thing by a fellow student. I couldn't get out of there fast enough and I still feel tremendous sympathy for any intelligent kid forced to endure a high school education.

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#117 2008-08-24 15:22:09

Scotty wrote:

Whatareyousomekindaqueer?

Heaven forfend you should have to use your imagination. It's not like those huge cans don't give you plenty to go on. Once I realized it was as easy as juxtaposing tits with a dusty eraser, you lost this battle.

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#118 2008-08-24 15:38:02

pALEPHx wrote:

Heaven forfend you should have to use your imagination. It's not like those huge cans don't give you plenty to go on. Once I realized it was as easy as juxtaposing tits with a dusty eraser, you lost this battle.

Actually you have me all kinds of wrong.  I value the eyes of women above any feature and actually wouldn't know what to do with a set of tits that big.  It is actually a turn off.  She has a great set of peepers though.

Intelligence ranks second below eyes which is why feisty does it for me every time I think about her.  Which is alot.

Next is height.  5' to 5'4" and top it off with some Mary Stuart Masterson playing Watts in Some Kind of Wonderful length hair in either red or jet black and you have my ideal woman.

Never let it be said that I am one-dimensional.

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#119 2008-08-24 17:09:02

Taint wrote:

George Orr wrote:

But we all know there really are such people--plenty of them, for whom high school really was the high point of their lives.  We all know some of them; usually they never move away from their home town, and they reminisce endlessly.  They're the losers who send you those reunion letters.

Even when I was a teen myself, I shuddered at (and rejected) the notion that the "best years" of my life could be at their very beginning.  I was not prescient enough, however, to imagine that I'd ever feel pity for the football stars and the cheerleader princesses...and to be honest, it isn't much pity.

I shuddered when I was told the same thing by a fellow student. I couldn't get out of there fast enough and I still feel tremendous sympathy for any intelligent kid forced to endure a high school education.

I must have had 20 adults tell me at my graduation ceremony something to the effect of "Enjoy this time, because these are the best years of your life!"  I wanted to punch every single one of them in their stupid fat faces.

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#120 2008-08-29 17:04:22

*Snicker* . . . You couldn't come up with a better name than Autumn Leathers if you tried.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/ht_Leathers_080822_mn.jpg

More here, and although I can only read nine words of this, the accompanying image needs no translation.

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#121 2008-08-29 17:22:33

Awesome!  Just in time for my weekend!

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#122 2008-09-12 09:23:49

sic

The Ol' Naughty Nurse

http://i35.tinypic.com/116qbk4.jpg

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#123 2008-09-12 09:42:52

Commander Tom Ross says Obzera apparently didn't meet the boys, aged 13 to 17, through her job. He says there's no indication the alleged abuse occurred on school property.

Listen, you people can fuck up the Rule 34 thread all you want but stay the fuck out of mine with irrelevant posts!

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#124 2008-09-12 09:53:01

sic

Scotty wrote:

Listen, you people can fuck up the Rule 34 thread all you want but stay the fuck out of mine with irrelevant posts!

How is Dorothy in a three-way with The Tin Man, et, al. fucking up Rule 34?  I think even the Spongebob-as-TubGirl was well within Rule 34 Statutes.

As for "Nasty Nurse" here, I can't really believe that she is ethical enough to work outside her own school system.  Besides, most of the Teacher's Pets here were not busted "In School" but rather in extracurricular settings.

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#125 2008-09-13 00:04:11

I think you just frightened Scotty with the photo.  Hey, they can't all be winners.

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#126 2008-09-29 15:41:43

sic wrote:

Besides, most of the Teacher's Pets here were not busted "In School" but rather in extracurricular settings.

I actually was referring to the fact that she didn't meet them through her job.  If she isn't in a position of authority it ain't doing it for me.

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#127 2008-10-03 01:26:47

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"We didn't see age anymore. ... In my mind he quit being a teenage boy. ... to me, he was a man,"

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#129 2008-10-29 15:47:19

sic wrote:

pics and bio

The words last, time, mouth, big and hook come immediately to mind.

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#130 2008-10-29 16:26:28

Is it wrong to be angry and feel cheated by the public school where I went because I never had the opportunuty to be molested by a hot young teacher?

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#131 2008-10-29 16:39:21

Bigcat wrote:

Is it wrong to be angry and feel cheated by the public school where I went because I never had the opportunuty to be molested by a hot young teacher?

Ask Scotty.

https://cruelery.com/img/4scotty.png



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#132 2008-10-29 16:46:07

OK,

Scotty,

Is it wrong to be angry and feel cheated by the public school where I went because I never had the opportunity to be molested by a hot young teacher?

I really am a little pissed about it ,for true.

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#133 2008-10-29 17:32:51

Bigcat wrote:

OK,

Scotty,

Is it wrong to be angry and feel cheated by the public school where I went because I never had the opportunity to be molested by a hot young teacher?

I really am a little pissed about it ,for true.

Absolutely.  Why in the world do you think that this thread began life as the seminal Cruel series of threads, Teachers I Never Had Vol 1-MCMXXIV?

So much so that come the dawn of next Wednesday morn you are sure to find some Obamaite that will find a constitutional right to being molested by your 6th grade Science teacher.  My brief is already filled out just waiting to be filed.

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#134 2008-10-29 18:14:40

Good thinking, I am going to work on mine right away.

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#135 2008-10-29 21:55:07

Bigcat wrote:

Good thinking, I am going to work on mine right away.

Achh - one of Mommies younger girl friends got to me; I still don't know how to adequately thank her.

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#138 2008-11-21 11:35:20

Bigcat wrote:

http://www.thedailyjournal.com/article/20081121/NEWS01/811210318

close.  no pics.

pic=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Gunns

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#139 2008-11-22 00:50:32

Dmtdust wrote:

pic=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Gunns

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Crystal_Gunns_DSC_0278.jpg/398px-Crystal_Gunns_DSC_0278.jpg

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#141 2008-11-22 03:29:25

square wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

pic=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Gunns

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … C_0278.jpg

Ms. Chokesondick, in the flesh!

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#142 2008-11-22 18:07:40

The Daily Journal wrote:

In one video clip available on the Internet, Gunns is seen engaging in a sexual act with a man, but does not have intercourse.

And, I'm expected to take their word for this?  Would a hyper-link here have really been too much trouble?

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#143 2008-11-23 20:30:52

Dmtdust wrote:

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/130979

Umm, no thanks.
http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/images/photos/2008/11/21/2w0fs9us.jpg

. . . the two met through church, the release stated.

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#144 2008-12-17 08:37:11

Police Come Across Fogged Up SUV

At the least they got one off before they arrested them.

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#145 2008-12-17 08:53:10

At first, police said, the boy said he was 18. Later at the hospital, though, he admitted being 13 but claimed he and the PTA mom were only kissing.

He never said "lip kissing"...

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#146 2008-12-17 11:00:33

To make the record complete.... I present, Mrs. Robinson Mrs. Wormer Mrs. Tuckruskye...

http://imgsrv.1010wins.com/image/DbGraphic/200812/1131359.jpg

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#147 2008-12-25 21:31:08

From headkicker_girl:

A teacher on leave from a private high school in Minnesota faces charges she had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl who had been her student. . . .

Koehn had been the teen's teacher and coach last year at St. Croix Lutheran High School in West St. Paul, authorities said. She continued to see the girl after starting her leave of absence from the school in June, sometimes sleeping over at the teen's home, police said. The girl still attends the school.

According to the criminal complaint, the girl's parents told authorities they believed she had slept on the floor of their daughter's bedroom and were unaware of any sexual activity.

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#148 2008-12-25 23:33:17

square wrote:

From headkicker_girl:

A teacher on leave from a private high school in Minnesota faces charges she had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl who had been her student. . . .

Koehn had been the teen's teacher and coach last year at St. Croix Lutheran High School in West St. Paul, authorities said. She continued to see the girl after starting her leave of absence from the school in June, sometimes sleeping over at the teen's home, police said. The girl still attends the school.

According to the criminal complaint, the girl's parents told authorities they believed she had slept on the floor of their daughter's bedroom and were unaware of any sexual activity.

"Teacher and coach" said it all to me, frankly.

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#149 2008-12-28 00:40:04

Not quite what I was hoping for (reminiscent of the lesbian fantasy/reality banner).

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site569/2008/1223/20081223_035641_Koehn_%20Melissa%20Diana_200.jpg
Melissa Diana Koehn, of Kenosha, Wis., was charged by the Dakota County Attorney's office on Tuesday with three felony counts of criminal sexual conduct in the fourth degree.

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