phreddy wrote:

An unusual talent, but the credit has to go to the guy for maintaining an erection.

Well he did have two vibrators and his own hand inside her to take up the slack...

Here's a bonus(I'm home with the flu and extremely bored).

Was That The Holland Tunnel?

headkicker_girl wrote:

Taint, your fear of vagina might be justified.

I wonder if he ever got the giblets out?

whosasailorthen wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

Here's a bonus(I'm home with the flu and extremely bored).

Obviously a cheap tramp.  Any quality girl would use Ghiradellis.

I just got to the part where she got the glass out.  I surrender.  I was concerned the HKG was at work at first and had lost it.

What is it with Skanky Blonds?  Yeeech.

Taint wrote:

Headkick, I've seen all that and more done inside a guy's ass many, many times. Hell, I've done it many, many times.

Who needs poontang?

Yes, but did the guy's ass look like an untied bowtie?

God, it would SUCK to be that loose.

tojo2000 wrote:

Yes, but did the guy's ass look like an untied bowtie?

It was a most unfortunate vagina.  Aside from having a hole as large as the Carlsbad Cavern, she was saddled with those awful mudflaps.  I say we take up a collection and get that gal some vaginoplasty.

headkicker_girl wrote:

"It was a most unfortunate vagina."

Oh, that was truly melodious.  HK, can I use that as the opening line in my next novel?  It beats the crap out of "It was a dark and stormy night."

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Dusty wrote:

The fact of the matter, most women can loosen up to amazing levels given the right technique, if their partner takes their time....

And exactly why would any man want to spend all that time making his woman's pussy loose? Of course, if you're hung like Dusty......

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whosasailorthen wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

"It was a most unfortunate vagina."

Oh, that was truly melodious.  HK, can I use that as the opening line in my next novel?  It beats the crap out of "It was a dark and stormy night."

Have at it.  I don't think I'll ever get to use it in my own line of work.

headkicker_girl wrote:

Dmtdus wrote:

The fact of the matter, most women can loosen up to amazing levels given the right technique, if their partner takes their time....

Is that what the cool kids were doing back in the 60s?  Dropping acid and sticking large objects in their poonanies?

No, how about in the 50's?

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

...she was saddled with those awful mudflaps.  I say we take up a collection and get that gal some vaginoplasty.

Actually, those are "pissflaps" or "beef flaps" or just "curtains."  "Mudflaps" refers to the oft-delightful peek at the crease in the junction between the upper thigh and buttock, especially when "unintended", like running shorts, or, my favorite, a short summer-length pantsuit worn to church by someone's hot, creamy wife...sometimes being a Lutheran has its perks...

You need to spend a little more time on your knees.

What got me in this vid was the truly raunchy quief near the end.  Can I get a car horn that makes that sound?

In Britain they call that place the "boot."  I would not be surprised if she keeps her jack and tire iron in there.  Leaves more room for groceries elsewhere.

Prologue begets prolapse, as the bard never said, and her future may well be inside-out.