#301 2008-04-27 19:12:21
Dmtdust wrote:
LMFAO!
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#302 2008-04-27 19:15:42
Dmtdust wrote:
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#303 2008-04-28 19:27:43
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#304 2008-04-28 19:48:32
OK, sorry, Tits, but that was lame.
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#305 2008-04-28 20:09:04
yeah, and those weren't canaries....
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#306 2008-04-28 20:16:16
Wait -- I thought that was the point of this thread. "My bag."
Julie Klausner, who wrote/directed this nugget, also authored the latest NYT "Modern Love,"in which she whines about being disappointed by a directionless hipster type who turns out to be the lead singer for Nada Surf. She is getting a ration of shit for expecting him to act like boyfriend material rather than using him as a disposable douche.
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#307 2008-04-28 21:01:31
tits_matilda wrote:
Julie Klausner, who wrote/directed this nugget, also authored the latest NYT "Modern Love,"in which she whines about being disappointed by a directionless hipster type who turns out to be the lead singer for Nada Surf. She is getting a ration of shit for expecting him to act like boyfriend material rather than using him as a disposable douche.
Good grief. Disposable douche, indeed. What's up with her? He didn't lie or mislead in any way. He's a useless slacker who presents as a useless slacker from Encounter One.
Goddamnit, stupid chicks put me in a bad mood.
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#308 2008-04-28 21:45:02
George Orr wrote:
Good grief. Disposable douche, indeed. What's up with her? He didn't lie or mislead in any way. He's a useless slacker who presents as a useless slacker from Encounter One.
Goddamnit, stupid chicks put me in a bad mood.
Yes indeed. Everything about that guy says "vaginal toothbrush," as in someone you should use twice a day, or maybe after every meal, but not think about in the interim and have replacements handy. She did make one good point: "Thanks to technology, there are so many more ways to fail."
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#309 2008-04-28 22:33:38
Hey-hey-hey-waaaaaait a minute...
You lured me into derailing this thread! This is the CAT PICS THREAD!
The thread for cats!
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#310 2008-04-29 00:00:49
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#311 2008-04-29 01:16:57
George Orr wrote:
Hey-hey-hey-waaaaaait a minute...
You lured me into derailing this thread! This is the CAT PICS THREAD!
The thread for cats!
Ok, ok - here is a cat song by Nada Surf. If anyone googled this dude, the song alone should have assured that he got no tail or that his dates would be into adult babies.
The cat is cute.
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#312 2008-04-29 07:35:19
tits_matilda wrote:
here is a cat song by Nada Surf.
I don't care if this dickmonkey is gorgeous--if this is his product I don't want him anywhere near me.
I realize that I am an old fart and have been out of the loop for some time; but is this really what "indie rockers" are up to these days?
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#313 2008-04-29 19:02:33
George Orr wrote:
tits_matilda wrote:
here is a cat song by Nada Surf.
I don't care if this dickmonkey is gorgeous--if this is his product I don't want him anywhere near me.
I realize that I am an old fart and have been out of the loop for some time; but is this really what "indie rockers" are up to these days?
This is why musicians shouldn't have kids.
I'm not a big fan, most of their stuff sounds okay. Here's from January:
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#314 2008-04-29 19:21:33
He's not even that good-looking. He's what a twelve-year-old girl thinks is good-looking. That woman's an idiot.
-and-
THIS IS THE FUCKING CAT THREAD!
CAT THREAD!!
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#315 2008-04-29 22:02:50
Sorry, yes, my bad.
I wonder if they taste like chicken?
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#316 2008-04-29 22:07:36
To me, that's what shaved pussy is like. Visually unattractive due to its incompleteness. Although it is easier to eat.
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#317 2008-04-29 22:26:47
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
To me, that's what shaved pussy is like. Visually unattractive due to its incompleteness. Although it is easier to eat.
what's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair hits the floor?
pttuwie....
oh, and why are pubic hairs curly?
...if they were straight, they'd poke yer eyes out....
(Stole that one from Jane Dornacker....btw, I have 2 copies of that Leila and The Snakes single, AND an 8x10 glossy of her holding it... Pearl Harbor was also in that band.....last time I saw Pearl she was working in a trendy clothes store on Haight Street...'bout 10 years ago....btw, the video goes into "Police on my Back" and then "White Riot" by the Clash....)
I know George, this is a kitty thread.....
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#318 2008-04-29 23:48:32
tojo2000 wrote:
Sorry, yes, my bad.
I wonder if they taste like chicken?
[picture of large naked mole rats]
I gave my five fresh catnip earlier, and after a fine evening of tearing shit up and spazzing out they are now all snuggled up close and farting up a catshit scented storm, which makes me think about the Nittany Lions. 
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#319 2008-04-30 00:02:00
tits_matilda wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Sorry, yes, my bad.
I wonder if they taste like chicken?
[picture of large naked mole rats]I gave my five fresh catnip earlier, and after a fine evening of tearing shit up and spazzing out they are now all snuggled up close and farting up a catshit scented storm, which makes me think about the Nittany Lions.
http://img28.exs.cx/img28/4671/specialjoe.jpg
Funny, I got 5 as well... here's Nemo and Sylvester, and Portia tormenting the dwarf hamsters....
Nemo (24 toes...)
Sylvester....
and Portia, she's the baby...
Portia tormenting Pudge...
Katy and Mercedes were otherwise occupied.....
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#320 2008-04-30 00:08:55
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Funny, I got 5 as well... here's Nemo and Sylvester, and Portia tormenting the dwarf hamsters....
All ver' nice kitties-- & hamsters just ask for it. If I had gumption left over I'd post video of two of my cats farting loudly enough to surprise themselves, and the other cats giving them stinkeye.
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#321 2008-04-30 00:19:46
tits_matilda wrote:
Jesus Christ, Tits! That was fucking excellent. The comments afterward were like the artistic dessert to a finely prepared meal.
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#322 2008-04-30 00:39:08
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#323 2008-04-30 01:03:42
Here, George. Cats and science.
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#324 2008-04-30 22:03:50
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#327 2008-05-01 01:31:21
icangetyouatoe wrote:
You Googled hairy cat tongue, didn't you?
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#328 2008-05-01 17:36:12
No, actually it won a photo contest on a photo blog I read.
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#329 2008-05-01 19:42:52
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#331 2008-05-01 23:55:52
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
tits_matilda wrote:
Jesus Christ, Tits! That was fucking excellent. The comments afterward were like the artistic dessert to a finely prepared meal.
Love that blog.
It was not particularly nice back when I sat in the student section -- our repertoire of antisocial behaviors included setting marshmallows on fire & throwing them at our own cheerleaders -- but now PSU is a fucking train wreck that I can't stop pointing at & laughing. Their fans have escalated soccer hooliganism to the point where they attempt to beat up the visiting team's marching band.
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#335 2008-05-04 22:09:52
"Step into my lair..." That was amazing. Srsly. I'm one of those bleeding hearts that can't stand to watch those polar bear commercials....if we keep losing species of animals, we are all fucked...god forbid the bees die out...not to mention spiders....
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#336 2008-05-04 22:55:54
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"Step into my lair..." That was amazing. Srsly. I'm one of those bleeding hearts that can't stand to watch those polar bear commercials....if we keep losing species of animals, we are all fucked...god forbid the bees die out...not to mention spiders....
At the risk of providing TMI, I'll tell you that I live in Ithaca, NY, where holier-than-thou hairy nut crunchers rave about gun control, big oil, SUV's and HumVees while driving junkers that get low mileage and barely pass emissions tests, giant rusty trucks piled with debris that scatters from their uncovered beds as they're driven into potholes, or some version of the subaru forester loaded with their litters of filthy, organic-cotton clad offspring. I no longer find them amusing, but that's beside the point, if I have one; I've lived here long enough for my reasons to do anything to become murky and stale. My point may be that I intend to run for mayor on the platform of putting one fully functioning beehive on every corner -- that's at least four hives per block - and after training local residents to control the bees with their minds, eliminating the police force. Then I will either crawl under the porch and die, like all good cats, or move to Rochester. Maybe Buffalo. Six of one, half a dozen of the other, really.
& since this is the Cat Thread, here is The Ithaca Kitty:
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#337 2008-05-06 02:40:55
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#338 2008-05-06 04:50:31
That cat does not look real.
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#339 2008-05-06 11:59:57
tojo2000 wrote:
That cat does not look real.
I can neither deny nor verify the veracity of said feline.
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#340 2008-05-06 22:48:53
This item seems to belong here more than as a new thread, since it involves cats and food storage. Hat? Didn't see any likely candidates on the threads page.
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#341 2008-05-07 02:32:24
I find regular storage jars with airtight seals to be quite effective for storing cats. I'll save my freezer for ice cream.
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#344 2008-05-07 21:14:19
Taint wrote:
I find regular storage jars with airtight seals to be quite effective for storing cats. I'll save my freezer for ice cream.
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4579 … rayod1.jpg
More from the Central Valley.
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