#2 2008-03-11 20:12:01
Al Capone wrote:
I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!
I sincerely doubt a fine upstanding citizen like Mr. Capone would speak of a federal agent in that way.....
I remember getting such a vague lesson on std's in the seventh grade, that I thought "Well, I'm immune to VD, 'cause I'm gay"
HAH! Boy, was I wrong! Bear in mind, I grew up in a hick mountain town in one of the most economically depressed counties in California, the instructor was also the P.E. teacher....
Also, I have never once contracted VD, and am by some fucking miracle still HIV negative....(have had crabs though....from a roommate's trick using my towel)
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#3 2008-03-11 20:21:03
I love the slant of the article. Where did they get the STDs? Are girls spontaneously producing STDs now?
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#4 2008-03-11 20:31:12
Well, yeah, it couldn't possibly be rednecks fucking sheep....
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#5 2008-03-11 20:33:29
headkicker_girl wrote:
I love the slant of the article. Where did they get the STDs? Are girls spontaneously producing STDs now?
Well duh. You're so closed-minded. Everyone knows that all High School girls are bisexual. ...and they wear tiny skirts....and they... ... ..... fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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#6 2008-03-11 21:06:06
headkicker_girl wrote:
I love the slant of the article. Where did they get the STDs? Are girls spontaneously producing STDs now?
The article is just a rehash of the press release on this study, which only looked at females. The purpose is to promote giving girls the HPV vaccine, which is secretly tainted with mind-control drugs.
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#7 2008-03-11 21:08:02
Wow. It takes 491 strokes for you to get off? You must be doing something wrong!
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#8 2008-03-11 21:11:26
headkicker_girl wrote:
Wow. It takes 491 strokes for you to get off? You must be doing something wrong!
No. I came twelve times, and I only stopped because I was afraid that I was removing the last spot of original skin on my penis. I call him "Blinky."
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#9 2008-03-11 21:14:19
headkicker_girl wrote:
Wow. It takes 491 strokes for you to get off? You must be doing something wrong!
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
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#10 2008-03-11 21:15:30
tojo2000 wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Wow. It takes 491 strokes for you to get off? You must be doing something wrong!
No. I came twelve times, and I only stopped because I was afraid that I was removing the last spot of original skin on my penis. I call him "Blinky."
No, keep going...you'll build up some nice scar tissue and will become naturally ribbed for her pleasure.
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#11 2008-03-11 21:16:29
square wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Wow. It takes 491 strokes for you to get off? You must be doing something wrong!
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
Ask Sofie...that's her area of expertise.
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#12 2008-03-11 21:20:12
Bah, sofie never made it without biting.
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#13 2008-03-11 21:29:43
tojo2000 wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Wow. It takes 491 strokes for you to get off? You must be doing something wrong!
No. I came twelve times, and I only stopped because I was afraid that I was removing the last spot of original skin on my penis. I call him "Blinky."
The last spot of skin or your penis?
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#14 2008-03-11 21:43:53
this is where all the STD's are coming from....
Last edited by Lurker (2008-03-11 21:46:34)
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#15 2008-03-11 23:12:01
I'm guessing that after the airing of this show the tourist industry boomed here!!!!
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