#1 2008-03-16 00:04:58
Allow me to channel James II for a moment:
BWAHAHAHA
"I must say, I'm a little envious," Bush said. "If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed."
"It must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're really making history, and thanks," Bush said.
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#2 2008-03-16 00:18:56
He should go for it. I have sixty-two cents here to contribute to the purchase of his body armor. I will give it gladly.
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#3 2008-03-16 00:58:15
Considering what his wife looks like...his idea of romance must be Oedipal....
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#4 2008-03-16 08:10:21
Never before in the history of this country have so many people voted for someone so stupid.
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#5 2008-03-16 09:29:57
Some folks are born made to wave the flag;
ooh, they're red, white and blue.
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief,"
ooh, they point the cannon at you.
It ain't me, it ain't me;
I ain't no senator's son.
It ain't me, it ain't me;
I ain't no fortunate one.
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, don't they help themselves?
But when the taxman comes to the door,
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale.
It ain't me, it ain't me;
I ain't no millionaire's son.
It ain't me, it ain't me;
I ain't no fortunate one.
Some folks inherit star-spangled eyes;
ooh, they'll send you down to war.
And when you ask 'em, 'How much should we give?"
ooh, they only answer, "More, more, more."
It ain't me, it ain't me;
I ain't no militarist's son.
It ain't me, it ain't me;
I ain't no fortunate one.
It ain't me, it ain't me;
I ain't no fortunate one.
It ain't me, it ain't me;
I ain't no fortunate son.
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#6 2008-03-16 16:02:55
Lurker wrote:
Considering what his wife looks like...his idea of romance must be Oedipal....
Oh, I don't know..... I like a little bush, don't you? (Though doubtless you like yours with some protuberence).
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#8 2008-03-16 22:18:20
Well, evidently he's not to old to perform public service work in Paraguay.
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#9 2008-03-16 22:20:52
Taint wrote:
Well, evidently he's not to old to perform public service work in Paraguay.
Neither are you, please do us all a favor and join him....
oh, wait, they have the inter-webs down there too, shit!
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#10 2008-03-17 00:21:06
"I must say, I'm a little envious," Bush said. "If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed."
Does anyone buy this guy's shit any more? I mean, he had a chance to fight on the front once before and copped out of it, why wouldn't he do the same again?
Oh yeah, that's right, nothing he did when he was young counts because JAYSIS saved him.
...I hate that phenomena so fucking much.
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#11 2008-03-17 00:48:13
jesusluvspegging wrote:
"I must say, I'm a little envious," Bush said. "If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed."
Does anyone buy this guy's shit any more? I mean, he had a chance to fight on the front once before and copped out of it, why wouldn't he do the same again?
Oh yeah, that's right, nothing he did when he was young counts because JAYSIS saved him.
...I hate that phenomena so fucking much.
Well if they had only made the war more romantic for him, I'm sure he would have been on the first plane over.
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#12 2008-03-17 18:08:29
tojo2000 wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Does anyone buy this guy's shit any more? I mean, he had a chance to fight on the front once before and copped out of it, why wouldn't he do the same again?
Well if they had only made the war more romantic for him, I'm sure he would have been on the first plane over.
You're probably right. A couple nice mission accomplished banners and we'd have had 'nam wrapped up by lunchtime.
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#13 2008-03-17 20:03:28
Tojo wrote:
Well if they had only made the war more romantic for him, I'm sure he would have been on the first plane over.
His folks could have gotten him a cheap, sweet, young rent-boy in Viet Nam.....
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#14 2008-03-18 01:11:09
Lurker wrote:
Tojo wrote:
Well if they had only made the war more romantic for him, I'm sure he would have been on the first plane over.
His folks could have gotten him a cheap, sweet, young rent-boy in Viet Nam.....
Yeah but why go second class when his ol' man could easily have afforded to import a couple top-notch Thai ladyboys?
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