#2 2008-03-27 16:15:50
Police officials are continuing to investigate whether the club's management knew the sixth-grader was underage.
How could they possibly know?
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#3 2008-03-27 16:55:39
"her dad finally found her"
yeah, at the titty bar.
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#4 2008-03-27 19:05:58
"I think they just didn't care," her mother said. "She's 12, but she's got the body of a 20-year-old. All they were thinking about was the money she could bring in."
Yeah, but she's, like, 12, so, arguably, she only knows her dad's cock (she ran away from something!), so, like, she has no idea that you're, you know, a needle-dick.
*Sounds of pedophilic fapping*
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#5 2008-03-27 20:45:01
Bigcat wrote:
"her dad finally found her"
yeah, at the titty bar.
oh to write a movie script around that scene.
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#6 2008-03-27 21:29:34
Emmeran wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
"her dad finally found her"
yeah, at the titty bar.oh to write a movie script around that scene.
Suzi Creamcheeze, where are you?
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#9 2008-03-28 20:51:36
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
"I think they just didn't care," her mother said. "She's 12, but she's got the body of a 20-year-old. All they were thinking about was the money she could bring in."
Yeah, but she's, like, 12, so, arguably, she only knows her dad's cock (she ran away from something!), so, like, she has no idea that you're, you know, a needle-dick.
*Sounds of pedophilic fapping*
We're missing the bigger picture here, which is that I live in Dallas, and who am I going to fuck this weekend NOW?
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#10 2008-03-28 21:56:36
You just got to town, and we've been very interested in your development. . . .
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gFyn-U5Pb-s&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F_aYcYKU6PA
Last edited by Fled (2008-03-28 22:00:50)
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#11 2008-03-28 22:10:06
choad wrote:
Lurker wrote:
choad wrote:
Suzi Creamcheeze, where are you?
Choad, she's right here...
...she's also 6'5" and 198 lbs....Hey Dhal, want to set Lurker 'straight'?
The real Suzi Creamcheeze of Frank Zappa fame, now in her mid 50s, took down her web page some while ago.
You're right Choad, sarcasm doesn't translate well to the written word...even with an illustration....
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#14 2008-04-01 20:48:28
Baywolfe wrote:
MSG Tripps wrote:
I'm pretty sure she gets a mention in "200 Motels" too.
Another piece of shit movie that belongs on that other guys' bad movie thread....
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#15 2008-04-02 20:02:26
Lurker wrote:
Baywolfe wrote:
MSG Tripps wrote:
I'm pretty sure she gets a mention in "200 Motels" too.
Another piece of shit movie that belongs on that other guys' bad movie thread....
Apparently you never saw it at the Midnite Movies after consuming various chemical substances. It was fuckin' hilarious then.
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