#2 2008-03-28 22:22:51
Maybe after three kids, his wife is too "loose".
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#3 2008-03-28 22:36:00
Dang . . . I hadn't even considered the picnic table . . . . BRB!!!
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#4 2008-03-28 22:52:05
I can't help imagining this guy, lying awake night after night, his obsession growing stronger each day until he can no longer resist his urges...Waiting for his wife to go on a shopping trip...then making sure the kids are engrossed in front of the TV...then sneaking out to the back yard...disrobing...
The human race is just amazing.
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#5 2008-03-29 00:34:41
Ok . . . it's just not as fun as it sounds after all.
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#6 2008-03-29 08:54:48
George Orr wrote:
I can't help imagining this guy, lying awake night after night, his obsession growing stronger each day until he can no longer resist his urges...Waiting for his wife to go on a shopping trip...then making sure the kids are engrossed in front of the TV...then sneaking out to the back yard...disrobing...
The human race is just amazing.
His wife finding pieces of pine with that fake redwood stain stashed around the house...
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#7 2008-03-29 09:44:20
Will the offspring be tablets?
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#8 2008-03-29 11:28:20
Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.
Is that four times in 1.5 hours on the same day? Not bad for a 40-year-old. That table should feel lucky to have him.
Last edited by Zookeeper (2008-03-29 11:28:43)
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#9 2008-03-29 13:52:29
Zookeeper wrote:
Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.
Is that four times in 1.5 hours on the same day? Not bad for a 40-year-old. That table should feel lucky to have him.
No, he was going every day for his morning wood.
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