#2 2008-04-03 12:30:38

You've hit an artery – of savings!

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#3 2008-04-03 17:05:14

If you've never tried our refreshing, wholesome Virgin's Blood, you're in for a treat! We start with the freshest, purest virgins to ensure that our blood is untainted by the bitter taste of sin. Our Grade-A Virgin's Blood is then triple-filtered to ensure up to 98.8 percent purity.

Thank god for triple filtering.  Even so, I'm wondering what makes up the other 1.2 percent.  I'm also glad they start with the "freshest" virgins.  I hate stale virgins.

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#4 2008-04-03 17:09:49

Fled wrote:

Thank god for triple filtering.  Even so, I'm wondering what makes up the other 1.2 percent.

Mostly anti-coagulants and preservatives, I'd imagine.

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#5 2008-04-03 19:32:26

Wasn't this on Cruel?

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#6 2008-04-03 22:31:44

Lurker wrote:

Wasn't this on Cruel?

Absolutely correct.  It wasn't.

Edit... of course if it was we'll both look silly.

Last edited by opsec (2008-04-03 22:39:32)

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#7 2008-04-03 23:06:16

This could be combined w/ fnord's pig placenta thread.

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