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pALEPHx · 2007-10-12 16:43:02

Remember when all we had to worry about were razor blades in the apples or some godawful Mary Jane bar yanking out a tooth?

To discourage contact with children, some registered sex offenders in Maryland will be asked to post signs at their homes that say "No Candy at This Residence," on Halloween.

For the second straight year, parole and probation agents plan to team with local police to dissuade sex offenders who are not allowed to have contact with children from participating in the holiday... (read more)

Seriously, it's like parents would prefer to pretend as if they had no idea exactly where the local pedos are. And if they're not escorting their kids on the appointed rounds, then the brats are either too old to be treatin' or could use a trick to wise their shit up.

Wouldn't a sign reading "FUCK OFF, CUNTMONKEYS" be a little less ostentatious?

headkicker_girl · 2007-10-12 16:48:07

pALEPHx wrote:
Seriously, it's like parents would prefer to pretend as if they had no idea exactly where the local pedos are. And if they're not escorting their kids on the appointed rounds, then the brats are either too old to be treatin' or could use a trick to wise their shit up.

Of course, it only works if you're bad at being a pedophile. The good ones haven't been caught, and thus, will be free to lure without bothersome signage encumbering their efforts.