#201 2008-06-25 00:20:58

tojo2000 wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Well, since this thread seems to have derailed somehow, I am going to attempt to revive it by demanding

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


I expect great things from you people.

Perhaps most disturbing of all is that somewhere, for some reason, someone is beating off to that right now.

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#202 2008-06-25 00:40:27

Tojo?

That...was art.

I mean, demented and vile and everything, but still.  Art.

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#203 2008-06-25 00:41:15

This one amused me:

http://www.eroticfalconry.com/Site/Curiosity%20of%20youth_files/ShortsFalcon.png



George Orr wrote:

Oh--and Pale? You're up next--you're supposed to name what kinda porn we're supposed to post next. Aristocats? Seinfeld? Three Musketeers? The world is your oyster.

Hmm. Perhaps something challenging, then? Gay Amish.

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#204 2008-06-25 00:42:29

Taint wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Well, since this thread seems to have derailed somehow, I am going to attempt to revive it by demanding

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


I expect great things from you people.

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mhemsteg/tmntnet2.mov

Perhaps most disturbing of all is that somewhere, for some reason, someone is beating off to that right now.

Worse:  hitting replay until carpal tunnel or scuffdick forces a stop.

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#205 2008-06-25 02:12:52

I think the Jager has finally helped me find my homies!  All would be good if only Cory Haim could shut the fuck up. Yeah he was only 14 but I was on acid. Maybe I saw it as a glass half full, but it seemed like a win-win situation to me.

What's up my former Cruelies?!!!!

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#206 2008-06-25 09:45:32

Banjo!!
Welcome back!

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8043/mongcatse6.jpg



Don't be a stranger.  And if you happen to see any gay Amish porn, this is the place to post it.

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#207 2008-06-25 18:38:24

Amish Gay Pron.

Ohhhhhhhhhh...

http://www.karabou.net/Pics/Gay6.jpg

That's a hard one.

Let's see... there's certainly straight Amish Pron...

http://www.mennonite-mayhem.com/full.gifhttp://www.mennonitemayhem.com/tour1/tour1images/mainimage3.jpghttp://www.mennonitemayhem.com/Video_Thumbs/Fuckedfromallangles2.jpg

http://www.naughtypornreviews.net/wp-content/photos/Amish_Daughters.jpghttp://panther.toyboxxx.com/images/products/fullback/232890.jpg

And there might be some lesbian scenes in that one...
http://www.deluxearchive.com/images/clips/v8_2_v8_2_1_preview.jpg

OK

http://www.annuitech.com/ms/ftp/Jim/Amish.jpg

Looks like that's as close as I can get.

I feel so ashamed.

http://www.sojo.net/images/blog/061011_amish.jpg

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#208 2008-06-25 20:19:17

whosasailorthen wrote:

http://www.annuitech.com/ms/ftp/Jim/Amish.jpg

Looks like that's as close as I can get.

Fail. Karl and Jacob do not approve. Keep trying.

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#209 2008-07-01 20:50:33

Still waiting on those 'Mish 'mos.

http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/Demotivators/rule_34.jpg

http://www.telefonica.net/web2/ele2004/Boda%20Rule-Ana/Boda%20Rule-Ana%20-%2034.JPG

http://www.plundered.net/images/rule34noexceptions.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/jarule34.jpg

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#210 2008-07-01 21:07:39

Pale, the rules, which are evolving, and also actually non-existent, state that

If no one finds something in a day or two the last person who asked for something needs to ask for something else.

So I'm really sorry that no one could find the gay Amish smut that you clearly want so badly to see; but it's time for you to throw us another challenge.

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#211 2008-07-01 23:40:19

George Orr wrote:

So I'm really sorry that no one could find the gay Amish smut that you clearly want so badly to see; but it's time for you to throw us another challenge.

OK, OK. Interpret "Porno for Pyros" (fire, sex, should be easier this time)

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#212 2008-07-02 00:00:18

fire, sex

A search for "fire+sex" yielded only one hit:

http://zloman.com/img/fire_sex.jpg

It's clearly nothing to do with "Porno for Pyros" and doesn't really count, but I thought it was cute.

Pyromania is a well-documented perversion; surely there's some flame-porn out there somewhere...?  Perhaps someone who doesn't have a job interview first thing in the morning can delve deeper.

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#213 2008-07-02 00:17:28

You too? Good luck on yours.

None of this:

http://www.gaymagix.com/Images/Items/vggay5373.jpg

or this:

http://chicagoist.com/images/2004.06.10.fire.jpg

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#214 2008-07-02 00:24:17

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/1314/wallethumbnailoo5.jpg

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#215 2008-07-02 00:48:10

pALEPHx wrote:

OK, OK. Interpret "Porno for Pyros" (fire, sex, should be easier this time)

Flame on!
http://cache.shishnet.org/_images/4d863197252c732aed76a750b9303665/83850%20-%20Fantastic_Four%20Human_Torch%20Marvel%20The_Thing.jpg

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#216 2008-07-02 09:20:06

square wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

OK, OK. Interpret "Porno for Pyros" (fire, sex, should be easier this time)

Flame on!
http://cache.shishnet.org/_images/4d863 … _Thing.jpg

We have a winner.  You're next in the barrel, Squareboy.  What'll it be?

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#217 2008-07-02 09:26:31

square wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

OK, OK. Interpret "Porno for Pyros" (fire, sex, should be easier this time)

Flame on!
http://cache.shishnet.org/_images/4d863 … _Thing.jpg

This was exactly the type of thing I searched for last night, and couldn't find.

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#218 2008-07-02 11:24:55

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_pope.jpg


Hola, to my favorite Texan, Lady Orr!

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#219 2008-07-02 12:07:32

Not particularly 'hot' per se, but I thought I'd throw this one in, ad hoc, as it is indeed Rule 34, particularly if you're into Barcoloungers...

Roof Top Sex

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#220 2008-07-02 13:14:55

whosasailorthen wrote:

We have a winner.  You're next in the barrel, Squareboy.  What'll it be?

OK, the degree of difficulty on this one is very high, but why not shoot for the moon?  The horror if someone actually completes this task will be exquisite.

Land of the Lost porn.

Failing that, anything Sid and Marty Krofft-themed.

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#221 2008-07-02 13:18:44

square wrote:

Land of the Lost porn.

With the Sleestaks, that's gonna look a little like UFOPORNOOO.

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#222 2008-07-02 17:26:16

Well, I gotta admit, I was looking for porn of "The Banana Splits" (that's gotta be obscure)... and although I didn't *quite* find that, I did find this, which I thought I'd share for those foot fetishists amongst you (or banana split fetishists)...

http://www.dailydosage.com/jasd0081.jpg

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#223 2008-07-02 17:34:50

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_sleestakmount2.jpg

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#224 2008-07-02 17:49:11

Holy fucking shit.

This counts, doesn't it?  It has to count.

P.S.  Hello again, Banjo.

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#225 2008-07-03 00:08:21

whosasailorthen wrote:

Well, I gotta admit, I was looking for porn of "The Banana Splits" (that's gotta be obscure)...

La la laaaa, la la la laaaa, la la la la la la la la!

As disturbing as Banana Splits porn would be, Far Out Space Nuts would be far worse.

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#226 2008-07-03 00:19:27

George Orr wrote:

Banjo wrote:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_sleestakmount2.jpg

Holy fucking shit.

This counts, doesn't it?  It has to count.

Although technically not porn, the whole concept is just too freaky not to count.

OK, you're up, Banjo.

Though if anyone still comes across Krofft porn, be sure to post it.  It must exist.

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#227 2008-07-03 00:58:24

square wrote:

It must exist.

Maybe a little H. R. Pufnstuf meets H. R. Giger.

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#228 2008-07-03 01:21:17

square wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Holy fucking shit.

This counts, doesn't it?  It has to count.

Although technically not porn, the whole concept is just too freaky not to count.

OK, you're up, Banjo.

Though if anyone still comes across Krofft porn, be sure to post it.  It must exist.

Does literary porn count?

It's kind of an ode to being gay (from a little gay kid's point of view anyway). It's not unlike Cass Elliot's big hit "Make your own kind of music." On the soundtrack album, this song is followed by a spectacular production number called "Zap the World!" which is what the witches want to do. I lapped it all up!

My best friend at the time lived next door. One summer afternoon while we were playing my PUFNSTUF album we decided to make "magic wands." In the movie the magic wands look kind of like striped pencils. And indeed that's what we made. We took some unsharpened pencils and carefully wound them with colored tape making spirals about the pencils. We also made them "magic" by putting spells on them and saying magic words and stuff. At some point my best friend said, "You know if we want to make them really magic, we're supposed to be naked."

"What are we supposed to do then?" I asked in my best naïvely coy eight-year-old manner.

My friend said, "We have to dance with them."

It sounded like a good idea to me! So we locked my bedroom door. We put on the PUFNSTUF album, and played "Different" as an invocation while we got undressed. When we were both naked we stood on my twin bed and waited for "Zap the World!" to begin. At which point the eight-year-old, wand-waving, naked, wannabe-witches began dancing excitedly, jumping up and down on the bed!

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#229 2008-07-03 01:49:47

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/pufnstuf_childhoodz.jpg http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/pufnstuf_chips.jpg

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#230 2008-07-03 02:59:08

Yeah, I know this was a while back, but had to share:

http://rule34.transceration.net/_images/24c821f48f53f4ccf0f43217a16d9884/175464%20-%20lulz_turtle%20MEME%20Teenage_Mutant_Hero_Turtles.png

http://cache.paheal.net/_images/8ce21e8ebf0121aa19fa9ae9b5b8b2d4/133994%20-%20April_ONeil%20Teenage_Mutant_Hero_Turtles.jpg

http://rule34.ridetheemu.com/_images/3bd96924d0207cdf1400b51d2d51d622/107504%20-%20April_ONeil%20KFL%20Teenage_Mutant_Hero_Turtles.jpg

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#231 2008-07-03 03:17:02

I weep, partly for the future, but mostly to give me an excuse to close my eyes.

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#232 2008-07-03 05:03:29

video of a woman fingerfucking her cervix.  She has extraordinarily long fake fingernails that make me wince.  Her pussy is so loose you could hide a small dachshund in it.  There is no god.

Teaser image:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/36_screenshot-2.jpg

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#233 2008-07-03 05:13:48

jesusluvspegging wrote:

She has extraordinarily long fake fingernails that make me wince.  Her pussy is so loose you could hide a small dachshund in it.

That's what I can't handle about straight porn - those fucking talons. Every time I see some woman with six-inch claws wrapping her fingers around some guy's dick, my hands automatically cup my crotch in fear. I don't see how you guys get into that.

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#234 2008-07-03 05:30:37

Taint wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

She has extraordinarily long fake fingernails that make me wince.  Her pussy is so loose you could hide a small dachshund in it.

That's what I can't handle about straight porn - those fucking talons. Every time I see some woman with six-inch claws wrapping her fingers around some guy's dick, my hands automatically cup my crotch in fear. I don't see how you guys get into that.

Women have giant fingernails for themselves, it has NOTHING to do with making themselves attractive to men.  No straight man has EVER looked at a beautiful woman and said, "I dunno, her fingernails are kinda short aren't they?  I'll pass."

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#235 2008-07-03 09:34:42

How do they work those Edward Scissorhands up inside their cooches? That always worried me. I lay awake at night thinking of things like that (and some other stuff. Ahem...)

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#236 2008-07-03 10:30:41

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_pufnstuf.jpg

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#237 2008-07-03 10:49:12

jesusluvspegging wrote:

video of a woman fingerfucking her cervix.  She has extraordinarily long fake fingernails that make me wince.  Her pussy is so loose you could hide a small dachshund in it.  There is no god.

Teaser image:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/36_screenshot-2.jpg

Can you say "Prolapsed Uterus?"  I knew you could.

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#238 2008-07-03 11:25:14

jesusluvspegging wrote:

video of a woman fingerfucking her cervix.  She has extraordinarily long fake fingernails that make me wince.  Her pussy is so loose you could hide a small dachshund in it.  There is no god.

Teaser image:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/36_screenshot-2.jpg

Small dachshund, my ass! It looks like a full blown Rolling Stones concert rockin out in there.


https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_mick_jaggerweb.jpg

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#239 2008-07-03 22:22:17

GooberMcNutly wrote:

How do they work those Edward Scissorhands up inside their cooches? That always worried me. I lay awake at night thinking of things like that (and some other stuff. Ahem...)

I'm still trying to figure out how in the hell Dolly Parton plays guitar with those talons of hers.  I've seen her pull it off, and - As far as I can tell - there's no trickery involved.
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/dolly1.jpg
And, yes - If you must know - there were much more visually appealing visuals in my search for "Dolly Parton Porn;" But, I'm just in one of those fucking moods to-day.

Oh, and, well-come to the party, Banjo.  Grab your-self a cup of tea, have a seat . . .  We'll get this going some-where eventually (Or, not - What-Ever.  I really can't be bothered with it all).

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#240 2008-07-05 07:59:00

http://pics.livejournal.com/dr_wrebagzhoe/pic/000kagb9

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#241 2008-07-05 14:14:06

You were busy this morning Choad!

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#242 2008-07-08 00:05:36

http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/06/08/a7fe8faf60f1458/2ahtaoh.jpg

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#243 2008-07-08 03:27:47

OK, this is a link instead of an embedded image to give you the opportunity not to see.  Proceed at your own risk.

With that out of the way, The Very Wrong Trousers:
http://cache.paheal.net/_images/9c328ac … Gromit.png

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#244 2008-07-08 15:48:28

square wrote:

OK, this is a link instead of an embedded image to give you the opportunity not to see.  Proceed at your own risk.

With that out of the way, The Very Wrong Trousers:
http://cache.paheal.net/_images/9c328ac … Gromit.png

I call 'shop. Grommitt's tits aren't nearly that big in the movie...

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#245 2008-07-14 02:00:01

Well, it's not my childhood being raped...
http://cache.shishnet.org/_images/89676d5e287a12aafd51d1c75daa0a0b/181293%20-%20Eve%20som%20Wall-e.png

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#246 2008-07-16 00:25:27

In honor of you-know-who...

http://cache.shishnet.org/_images/6b1352cd4443b1e95d7091921c105ad2/172492%20-%20My_Little_Pony.jpg

Millions, I say!

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#247 2008-07-16 10:29:08

So, what game is in season now? I wanna go Rule-34 hunting!

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#248 2008-07-16 20:10:56

sic

GooberMcNutly wrote:

So, what game is in season now? I wanna go Rule-34 hunting!

All things Mayberry and/or Beverly Hillbillies.  Hows about Small Wonder, Life Goes On or Thomas the Tank Engine.  "Facts of Life" would probably be too easy, huh?  Naked Brothers Band perhaps?  Good Hunting friend!

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#249 2008-07-19 01:52:41

I'm drawing a blank on that stuff.  But while we're waiting, how about some Wallace & Gromit porn?

http://falklands.globat.com/~bostonblueyes.com/blog/grommet.gif

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#250 2008-07-19 02:03:18

No Small Wonder (that sinister little robot girl?), but have some Wonder Woman instead.

http://banners.toons-online.com/animeadultbanners/teen10.jpg

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