I'd like to felch a syphilitic mongoose. Since they're small enough to service my withered genitals, it would save regulars the bother of having to actually read my posts and instead draw up a mental picture of me servicing rodentia. This would then maximize our efficiency and provide for an overall more productive High Street experience, plus I'd finally get some.

choad wrote:

You'll take a cruel hiatus yourselves, eventually and you'll sing off key when you return, too. Yes, sir, always a yummy selection of fresh meat here.

Lay off the 100-proof, Billy.

This might have been passable appended to the Picture thread.  I'm assuming that's still where we post pictures?

Taint wrote:

I'd like to felch a syphilitic mongoose. Since they're small enough to service my withered genitals, it would save regulars the bother of having to actually read my posts and instead draw up a mental picture of me servicing rodentia. This would then maximize our efficiency and provide for an overall more productive High Street experience, plus I'd finally get some.

Awesome!

opsec wrote:

Baiting an admin can be a bit dicey around here.  Just imagine the fucktardery that will ensue when 2 admins go at it.

I have no idea who edited Taint's post.  But goddamn it was funny.

Roger_That wrote:

I have no idea who edited Taint's post.  But goddamn it was funny.

I assume it was the offended party, although you can't put anything past the Purple Bastard.  And yes, it was funny as hell.

Still, with the stable of admins we have here I can see this sort of thing ending in tears.  Perhaps of laughter.

Roger_That wrote:

My E-Penis™ is bigger than yours!

Sorry, I can't top that.

Taint wrote:

No, but with a gaping E-Hole™ you'll be as popular as ever.

Maybe with you...

Alas, not everyone in the goatse crowd meets my exacting standards.

[redacted due to eye pain]

choad wrote:

Taint, I warned you. And that was not me. True, I thought it was hilarious.

If this becomes a problem we elect an admin and the rest become moderators. Or I dunno, something.

What was not you?  I haven't fucked with any of Taint's posts except to remove the female goatse.  UGH!

Put it on the pic thread, save my job!

Thanks to cooperation and our strong sense of High Street pride, another lame post has become much, much more interesting.

Taint wrote:

Thanks to cooperation and our strong sense of High Street pride, another lame post has become much, much more interesting.

Yep....indeed.

That nasty Goatse chick is going to be a bann-ible offense (is that a word??) from now on.

pALEPHx wrote:

That's nice, dear.

Yeah, you know, that really doesn't carry quite the same bite on a site named High-Street.

Roger_That wrote:

I haven't fucked with any of Taint's posts except to remove the female goatse.  UGH!

What - Before I had a chance to see it?  Damn it, Woggah!

Yep, I did it.

Truth be told, the edit was more worthy of this crowd than the original picture.

I'm rusty, and hope to remain that way.

Also, other than the whole work thing, is there any other reason for posting all pictures in one thread?

Profile/Display allows you to customize seeing images in threads.

Roger_That wrote:

Are you an admin too?  Do you mean you edited Taint's text?  I'm corn-fused.

Goddamned drugs.

Yep.

Some dumbass gave me a god-gun.


Mwahahahaha.

So did you have hymen reconstruction surgery or what?

Roger_That wrote:

Wow, there sure are a lot of cooks in this kitchen.

Somehow appropriate with this lot.

Roger_That wrote:

Which of my recent two surgeries are you inquiring about?  I did ask about that for the first surgery, but they decided to cut into me, instead of doing any sort of vaginal repair.

The other one only affected my ability to balance while getting hot aussie lovin' from behind.  I'm sure the wrist will be back up to its supporting efforts soon enough.

Still with the mystery from Oz?  That must be some personal record eh?

So you finally letting 'em drill for oil in your backyard?

Roger_That wrote:

.....He has expressed clearly he has no desire to go there.  Who am I to argue?

He's only biding his time.

XregnaR wrote:

Also, other than the whole work thing, is there any other reason for posting all pictures in one thread?

If you're referring to my comment, I was mostly commenting on the fact that a post with no title and only a lame picture would have been okay appended to the picture thread, but was teh lame as its own topic.

tojo2000 wrote:

I also object to the idea of removing NSFW pictures because of work concerns.  Is there a way to turn off pictures?  That would be a better solution.

Read the thread, and I don't care what you object to.  This is not a democracy!

Roger_That wrote:

This is not a democracy!

Does anarchy work for you?

choad wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

This is not a democracy!

Does anarchy work for you?

Let's start a pool.  I give it 23 days.

Yo doofus, you're an admin, as if my nick wasn't enough of a clue.

Safeway carries Honeycrisps too, so I don't have to trek to the hebe store.  Yes, they are some very good apples.

AlterId wrote:

Yo doofus, you're an admin, as if my nick wasn't enough of a clue.

Safeway carries Honeycrisps too, so I don't have to trek to the hebe store.  Yes, they are some very good apples.

FAG.  I don't have time for your baiting BS!

Yes, I know Safeway has them.  Aren't they the bizz-omb?  I'm eating one now.

Mah Paw says that the Costco has them in bulk packages...mmm.