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#51 2007-10-16 23:01:22

asshatery wrote:

Actually you’r missing a simple trick here.

Yeah, Girl. You're missing it. The trick is to place an apostophe in the word "your", thereby adding immeasurable amounts of credibility to one's claims of superior intelligence.

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#52 2007-10-16 23:02:19

headkicker_girl wrote:

Asshat -- do you really think that I want to have any sort of dialogue with you now?  I wish I could grow balls only so I could tell you to suck them.

Well thought out response to an intelligent post.  You make lawyers like Chris Darden and Marci Clark look competent.

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#53 2007-10-16 23:03:23

Headkicker is actually pretty hot............

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#54 2007-10-16 23:03:54

sofaking wrote:

asshatery wrote:

Actually you’r missing a simple trick here.

Yeah, Girl. You're missing it. The trick is to place an apostophe in the word "your", thereby adding immeasurable amounts of credibility to one's claims of superior intelligence.

I'm glad the fucking typo police are on the case.  God forbid you fail to attack a cogent argument because of a typo!

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#55 2007-10-16 23:05:50

asshatery wrote:

sofaking wrote:

asshatery wrote:

Actually you’r missing a simple trick here.

Yeah, Girl. You're missing it. The trick is to place an apostophe in the word "your", thereby adding immeasurable amounts of credibility to one's claims of superior intelligence.

I'm glad the fucking typo police are on the case.  God forbid you fail to attack a cogent argument because of a typo!

Naw. I'm just having fun. If I want politics, I go to Drudge.

I rarely, if ever want politics. They're the antithesis of fun.

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#56 2007-10-16 23:07:05

I think 16 year olds should be banned from attempting to have debates on most things in life until they have actually gained some plausible life experience...

Go to college and get your degree first, or get a job in public office.  Then come on here and express your opinions backed up by something more than your uneducated opinion.

If you keep up the arguments with Headkicker girl, this thread could go on for weeks and get absolutely nowhere...

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#57 2007-10-16 23:07:27

I like boobs.

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#58 2007-10-16 23:08:12

Chock on a cock...something tells me this wasn't an attempt at wit.  You need Hooked on Phonics but "yur hooked on dildonics."

http://images.naughty.com/_comus/120/20070815/563657/AWESOME+military+guys+in+gay+porn.jpg

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#59 2007-10-16 23:08:45

I like guilt free sex with multiple partners and drinking Scotch..........

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#60 2007-10-16 23:12:04

Dirckman wrote:

I like guilt free sex with multiple partners and drinking Scotch..........

Scotch is for pussies.  Drink some Stroh 80.

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#61 2007-10-16 23:13:12

Roger_That wrote:

I think 16 year olds should be banned from attempting to have debates on most things in life until they have actually gained some plausible life experience...

I passed 16 a long time ago.

Go to college and get your degree first, or get a job in public office.  Then come on here and express your opinions backed up by something more than your uneducated opinion.

Which degree do you refer to the BA? or the JD?   As for public office no thank you, the government doesn't need my help to fuck shit up.


If you keep up the arguments with Headkicker girl, this thread could go on for weeks and get absolutely nowhere...

Wow just like Congress

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#62 2007-10-16 23:15:16

asshatery wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

Asshat -- do you really think that I want to have any sort of dialogue with you now?  I wish I could grow balls only so I could tell you to suck them.

Well thought out response to an intelligent post.  You make lawyers like Chris Darden and Marci Clark look competent.

Listen, prick, you're new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret.  The lawyer comments don't have any effect on me.  It's old and tired.  Do you really think you're the first?  First, you've added nothing new on that topic.  Second, you don't know anything about me or my legal practice so how could you possibly think your opinion means shit to me?  I could speculate about your competence as a soldier, but really, it just doesn't interest me.  In addition, "cunt" likewise has no effect on me.  Throw it around all you want. 

As for your "intelligent post," as Sofie would say, niggah please.  Your comment that there is "no such thing as a natural monopoly" is more nonsense that you are attempting to pass off as scholarship.  The term "natural monopoly" has no meaning.  Either one exists or is doesn't.  It didn't grow out of the fucking ground, and the government didn't create it.  I simply don't have the patience to respond to someone who clearly has no clue.

EDIT:  RT -- I'm done with him.

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#63 2007-10-16 23:20:33

sofaking wrote:

asshatery wrote:

Actually you’r missing a simple trick here.

Yeah, Girl. You're missing it. The trick is to place an apostophe in the word "your", thereby adding immeasurable amounts of credibility to one's claims of superior intelligence.

And you know the sign of any intelligent debate is having one party repeatedly tell you that you're not responding to their "intelligent" argument.  Who's he trying to convince?

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#64 2007-10-16 23:23:04

headkicker_girl wrote:

asshatery wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

Asshat -- do you really think that I want to have any sort of dialogue with you now?  I wish I could grow balls only so I could tell you to suck them.

Well thought out response to an intelligent post.  You make lawyers like Chris Darden and Marci Clark look competent.

Listen, prick, you're new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret.  The lawyer comments don't have any effect on me.  It's old and tired.  Do you really think you're the first?  First, you've added nothing new on that topic.  Second, you don't know anything about me or my legal practice so how could you possibly think your opinion means shit to me?  I could speculate about your competence as a soldier, but really, it just doesn't interest me.  In addition, "cunt" likewise has no effect on me.  Throw it around all you want. 

As for your "intelligent post," as Sofie would say, niggah please.  Your comment that there is "no such thing as a natural monopoly" is more nonsense that you are attempting to pass off as scholarship.  The term "natural monopoly" has no meaning.  Either one exists or is doesn't.  It didn't grow out of the fucking ground, and the government didn't create it.  I simply don't have the patience to respond to someone who clearly has no clue.

I just figured it out,, I am so sorry the rest of you citizens of High Street.  HK is really a 12 year old boy pretending to be a hot lawyer chick.    See if this person were a lawyer, they would know antics with semantics is the defense of desperation, a la "It depends on what the definition of "is" is".  Ahh Clinton you were so great to bad you were disbarred. 

As for the definition of Natural as being something that grows out of the ground, you obviously missed that whole natural law theory that was the basis of most systems of law before the English Common Law system. 

I do give you props you had me going for what 10 posts, good job, I hang my head in shame.


edit- Oh yeah I was here long before you, and will be here long after you.

P.P.S.  You can call me Soldier all you want, I think its sexy.

In Conclusion

To paraphrase Aristotle


I love Scotch, but I love Burbon more.

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#65 2007-10-16 23:23:39

Dirckman wrote:

I like guilt free sex with multiple partners and drinking Scotch..........

Could you pass some of your sloppy seconds to Asshatery?  Something tells me he hasn't had his balls licked in quite some time...at least not by a female.

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#66 2007-10-16 23:30:07

asshatery wrote:

I just figured it out,, I am so sorry the rest of you citizens of High Street.  HK is really a 12 year old boy pretending to be a hot lawyer chick.    See if this person were a lawyer, they would know antics with semantics is the defense of desperation, a la "It depends on what the definition of "is" is".  Ahh Clinton you were so great to bad you were disbarred. 

As for the definition of Natural as being something that grows out of the ground, you obviously missed that whole natural law theory that was the basis of most systems of law before the English Common Law system. 

I do give you props you had me going for what 10 posts, good job, I hang my head in shame.

Natural law is an archaic theory that only legal halfwits like Clarence Thomas espouse.  It has absolutely nothing to do with a contemporary discussion of free market theory.  If you were using the term "natural monopoly" as arising out of a system of law prior to English common law, I have doubts about your sanity and must now embrace RT's contention that you are a babbling psychotic.

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#67 2007-10-17 00:31:03

Smitty wrote:

THIS IS NOT DRUDGE!  SHUT UP ALL OF YOU or I will lock this thread.

LOCK IT!  I DARE YOU TO LOCK IT!  I DOUBLE-DOG DARE YOU TO LOCK IT!!!

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#68 2007-10-17 04:22:09

asshatery wrote:

Cum Dumpster,  I didn't say that I knew it in High School.  You would never ever ever make it in a contract negotiation.

This from someone who can't even spell their own handle.

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#69 2007-10-17 05:00:03

Dirckman wrote:

I like turtles

We have a turtle named Fluffy, she lives in the back yard under a rock.

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#70 2007-10-17 08:00:16

By the way, headkicker, why is it that people are so threatened by your job as a chihuahua trainer?  Do you get this a lot by people outside of High-Street who fancy themselves chihuahua-training geniuses?

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#71 2007-10-17 05:11:31

tojo2000 wrote:

By the way, headkicker, why is it that people are so threatened by your job as a chihuahua trainer?  Do you get this a lot by people outside of High-Street who fancy themselves chihuahua-training geniuses?

These are standard internet debate tactics learned on the first grade play ground:

1.  You're stupid
2.  You're a liar

Unfortunately Headkicker has broken the accepted debate protocol by refusing to answer with: 

1.  You're stupider
2.  You're a fat-liar

From what I see the only what to break the dead-lock here is the time worn proclomation:

"I'm rubber, you're glue - it bounces off me and sticks on you"

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#72 2007-10-17 07:41:36

headkicker_girl wrote:

asshatery wrote:

I just figured it out,, I am so sorry the rest of you citizens of High Street.  HK is really a 12 year old boy pretending to be a hot lawyer chick.    See if this person were a lawyer, they would know antics with semantics is the defense of desperation, a la "It depends on what the definition of "is" is".  Ahh Clinton you were so great to bad you were disbarred. 

As for the definition of Natural as being something that grows out of the ground, you obviously missed that whole natural law theory that was the basis of most systems of law before the English Common Law system. 

I do give you props you had me going for what 10 posts, good job, I hang my head in shame.

Natural law is an archaic theory that only legal halfwits like Clarence Thomas espouse.  It has absolutely nothing to do with a contemporary discussion of free market theory.  If you were using the term "natural monopoly" as arising out of a system of law prior to English common law, I have doubts about your sanity and must now embrace RT's contention that you are a babbling psychotic.

Yeah Natural Law may seem Archaic to a positivist, and actualy it does have a lot to do with free market theory.  Fucking Jesus Christ and the little apples you really believe all the shit they pumped into your head.  I am saying that a Monopoly can not arise in nature you thick witted twat, that there must be government intervention to create a monopoly.  Seriously read some fucking books.

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#73 2007-10-17 08:13:03

asshatery wrote:

Yeah Natural Law may seem Archaic to a positivist, and actualy it does have a lot to do with free market theory.  Fucking Jesus Christ and the little apples you really believe all the shit they pumped into your head.  I am saying that a Monopoly can not arise in nature you thick witted twat, that there must be government intervention to create a monopoly.  Seriously read some fucking books.

First of all, it's "actually."  I'm not a grammar nazi, but no way in hell did you graduate from law school without knowing how to spell common words.  Typos my ass.

As for stuff pumped into my head, which one of us has ever had any involvement in the military?

Natural law is a term entirely without meaning because to assume that anything arises "naturally" of "in nature" makes the erroneous assumption that all humans react the same way in the same or similar situations thereby causing reactions that are the same or similar in all situations.  Also, it ignores the fact that the philiosophy of natural law had several branches, one of which was based on religion, which, again, has no relevance here.  It's a stupid philosophy that only a moron would even attempt to stretch into relevance for the free market.  Now, I can believe you may have taken a philosophy 101 class because you throw out terms like "positivist," but you're not a lawyer.  Fuck, even the non-lawyers here could make a better argument in support of natural law.  It's ironic that you tell me to read a book when 100% of your ideas are something you are regurgitating from a book without even having the ability to understand that the words on the page are a philosophy with no application to this situation. 

Whether a monopoly can arise in nature is a non-issue because the phrase "in nature" has no meaning.  Monopolies arise all the time without government intervention.  Businesses attempt to dominate the market.  People don't compete because IT'S NOT A VIABLE OPTION.  We're not talking about someone inventing widgets in their basement from spare parts.  Starting a business requires an infusion of capital, resources, etc.  It's not as simple as someone waking up one morning and saying, "I want to be the next Bill Gates."  The government is not preventing the average person from competing against Gates, and hence, creating a monopoly, it is the market conditions themselve created by Microsoft that make it impossible.  Someone with the capital to invest in a new idea wouldn't think, "I want to take my money and throw it down the piss hole by competing against Bill Gates."  They would take their capital and invest it elsewhere.  Anti-trust laws, a government intervention, have attempted to prevent this from happening, but in the modern market place the big companies have the ability to outlawyer the government lawyers.

Now, I challenge you to explain first: (1) whose version of natural law are you espousing (2)  what tenets of natural law you believe apply to the free market, and (3) how do these particular tenets of natural law apply to the free market.  Also, explain, with specificity, how government creates  monopolies. 

"Read a book" and "you're stupid and not a lawyer" are not valid responses.

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#74 2007-10-17 09:45:42

Commander's Palace Turtle Soup au Sherry

10 ounces (2-1/2 sticks) unsalted butter
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 pound turtle meat, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
1 cup minced celery (4 stalks)
2 medium onions, minced (2 medium)
1-1/2 teaspoons garlic, minced
3 bay leaves
1 teaspoon oregano
1/2 teaspoon thyme
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1-1/2 cups tomato purée
1 quart beef stock
NOTE: If turtle bones are available, add them to the beef bones when making the stock for this dish
Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste, as needed
1/2 cup lemon juice
5 hard-boiled eggs, finely chopped
1 tablespoon minced parsley
6 teaspoons dry sherry
Melt 8 ounces (2 sticks) butter in a heavy saucepan. Add the flour and cook, stirring frequently, over medium heat until the roux is light brown. Set aside.
In a 5-quart saucepan, melt the remaining butter and add turtle meat. Cook over high heat until the meat is brown. Add celery, onions, garlic and seasonings, and cook until the vegetables are transparent.

Add tomato purée, lower heat and simmer for 10 minutes. Add the stock and simmer for 30 minutes. Add the roux and cook over low heat, stirring, until the soup is smooth and thickened. Correct seasoning with salt and pepper to taste. Add lemon juice, eggs and parsley.

Remove from heat and serve. At the table, add 1 teaspoon sherry to each soup plate.

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#75 2007-10-17 09:53:50

Let me share a classic which speaks for itself:

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#76 2007-10-17 10:13:17

RT they are just having a bit of fun.  Might as well let them duke it out in here afore it spills over into the rest of the board.

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#77 2007-10-17 10:32:17

scsotdc wrote:

RT they are just having a bit of fun.  Might as well let them duke it out in here afore it spills over into the rest of the board.

You know the rules Scotty.  All arguments that Smitty doesn't find interesting are verboten!

LOCK THIS THREAD SMITTY!  I DARE YOU!!  I DOUBLE-DOG DARE YOU!!!

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#78 2007-10-17 10:34:09

Jesus, it was a joke...plus I had a bunch of drugs in me.  If you didn't notice, the thread is still open.  I leave my moderating to messing with a few user names, and deleting spam...

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#79 2007-10-17 13:02:33

wolfpitlord wrote:

Commander's Palace Turtle Soup au Sherry

10 ounces (2-1/2 sticks) unsalted butter
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 pound turtle meat, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
1 cup minced celery (4 stalks)
2 medium onions, minced (2 medium)
1-1/2 teaspoons garlic, minced
3 bay leaves
1 teaspoon oregano
1/2 teaspoon thyme
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1-1/2 cups tomato purée
1 quart beef stock
NOTE: If turtle bones are available, add them to the beef bones when making the stock for this dish
Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste, as needed
1/2 cup lemon juice
5 hard-boiled eggs, finely chopped
1 tablespoon minced parsley
6 teaspoons dry sherry
Melt 8 ounces (2 sticks) butter in a heavy saucepan. Add the flour and cook, stirring frequently, over medium heat until the roux is light brown. Set aside.
In a 5-quart saucepan, melt the remaining butter and add turtle meat. Cook over high heat until the meat is brown. Add celery, onions, garlic and seasonings, and cook until the vegetables are transparent.

Add tomato purée, lower heat and simmer for 10 minutes. Add the stock and simmer for 30 minutes. Add the roux and cook over low heat, stirring, until the soup is smooth and thickened. Correct seasoning with salt and pepper to taste. Add lemon juice, eggs and parsley.

Remove from heat and serve. At the table, add 1 teaspoon sherry to each soup plate.

Fluffy doesn't like you

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#80 2007-10-17 13:19:43

http://www.katlurkin.com/wp/animals/turtlePorn800.jpg

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