#2 2008-07-18 00:28:28

Wasn't she cast as the bug typewriter in Naked Lunch?

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#3 2008-07-18 00:32:08

That lady just turned a chocolate cake into a raspberry cake!!!

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#4 2008-07-18 00:32:59

lechero wrote:

Wasn't she cast as the bug typewriter in Naked Lunch?

She's a bit young to have been in Naked Lunch, wouldn't you think?

Great movie.  Totally unrelated to the book.

Also: Brownie points to the poster of the best sheet-cake pun.

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#5 2008-07-18 00:33:48

I'll bet that cake was from a mix.

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#6 2008-07-18 00:36:49

Here's what I don't understand: say you have a bizarre cake fetish--you were molested by a gang of bakers as a youth or something. What happens after this? Does one fuck the cake? Or does one fuck the girl? Masturbate in the corner? Kill a hooker? Where's the payoff?

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#7 2008-07-18 00:37:41

jesusluvspegging wrote:

lechero wrote:

Wasn't she cast as the bug typewriter in Naked Lunch?

She's a bit young to have been in Naked Lunch, wouldn't you think?

Great movie.  Totally unrelated to the book.

Also: Brownie points to the poster of the best sheet-cake pun.

I already threw in my pun, but I still haven't been told how to collect my prize from the recent caption contest that I won....

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#8 2008-07-18 01:00:30

Taint wrote:

I'll bet that cake was from a mix.

And not even a good one...Jiffy at best.

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#9 2008-07-18 03:38:41

jesusluvspegging wrote:

lechero wrote:

Wasn't she cast as the bug typewriter in Naked Lunch?

She's a bit young to have been in Naked Lunch, wouldn't you think?

No, I'm certain of it. The resemblance is clenching.

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#10 2008-07-18 07:12:12

She seems to have run out of gas.

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#11 2008-07-18 09:34:33

That must be a Duncan Hines cake.

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#12 2008-07-18 10:32:26

It really is a terrible cake if you're a cake fetishist.  Fucking square, undecorated, from the way it moves under her ass when she sits on it I'd say it's probably overbaked and tough as hell.  Fucking amateur cake.

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#13 2008-07-18 10:37:27

Seems to work well for the purposes here though. So, yes, if you're a cake enthusiast it is probably not a great cake. However, if you are a cakefart enthusaist, it appears to serve its purpose well.

It's all a matter of perspective.

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#14 2008-07-18 10:44:24

Woody wrote:

Seems to work well for the purposes here though. So, yes, if you're a cake enthusiast it is probably not a great cake. However, if you are a cakefart enthusaist, it appears to serve its purpose well.

It's all a matter of perspective.

I suppose you have a point there, but when you're making crossover fetish porn, wouldn't you want to include the best elements of all the fetishes you're combining?  Besides, wouldn't it be better from a cakefart perspective for her to be defiling, say, a nicely decorated wedding cake with her gaseous emissions?

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#15 2008-07-18 10:48:31

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Woody wrote:

Seems to work well for the purposes here though. So, yes, if you're a cake enthusiast it is probably not a great cake. However, if you are a cakefart enthusaist, it appears to serve its purpose well.

It's all a matter of perspective.

I suppose you have a point there, but when you're making crossover fetish porn, wouldn't you want to include the best elements of all the fetishes you're combining?  Besides, wouldn't it be better from a cakefart perspective for her to be defiling, say, a nicely decorated wedding cake with her gaseous emissions?

She's probably not into uppidy white cakes. She likes her chocolate gangster cakes.

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#16 2008-07-18 11:12:33

The cakefart is a lie

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#17 2008-07-18 11:21:05

That's not a cake. It's bread pooting.

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#18 2008-07-18 11:34:19

Or I guess it COULD BE a chocolate pooting cake. It's hard to tell.

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#20 2008-07-18 11:56:22

I'm assuming by Orangina's post above that the site has died as I am unable to access it.

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#21 2008-07-18 12:14:52

Scotty wrote:

I'm assuming by Orangina's post above that the site has died as I am unable to access it.

Damn. It was an instant classic, too. Hardest I've laughed since finding this site.

How's it been hangin, Scotty? Long time.

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#22 2008-07-18 12:56:48

Found on the intarweb tubes:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.supp … 2b51727873

On 6 Sep 2001 13:12:40 -0700, jen_nance_...@yahoo.com (Sam Rivers)
wrote:



>I wish all the young, sexy-looking girls on this forum to come over to
>my place, hike down their pants, position their barenaked asses in
>vacinity/proximity to my birthday cake, and rip vigorously their analgas on it.
>I would liketo fantasize about it, the raunchy smells, how long a fart
>lasted, the bums squatting over my cake from different angles from
>roughly 2-5 inches range.

>A competition between farting females is also been taken into account.
>Their feminine crack may produce the combo of gas station and rotten
>eggs aromas are the ones taking the cake.


>P.S. For raunchy scents and prolonged effects you may abstain from
>taking a dump for 2 days so the fart smell will be the "worst".


>#2 I got inspired at a nudist beach at Southern France: I was riding
>the bus holding a birthday cake, when a lady standing next to me
>released her noxious gas right on the cake.


>#3 In case a woman dares to fart on the candles, what do you expect to
>happen next - will it light her farts or blow the candles with herwarm
>wet raunchy loud fart?
>Don't forget to visit my exquisite website:
>http://www.cakefart.com
>We're currently looking for some girls in Sweden to participate


>http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/womenintofartingoncakes



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#23 2008-07-18 13:03:19

I make a motion to include a new definition into the High-Street Lexicon

A post, either a main post or comment to a post is long winded, pointless and it's intention cannot immediately be determined is now a cakefart.

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#24 2008-07-18 13:55:05

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#25 2008-07-18 14:03:42

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THE NEARLY RELIGIOUS ECSTASY EXPERIENCED BY MANY UPON THE VIEWING OF CAKEFARTS
HAS OVERWHELMED OUR SERVERS AND MADE OUR HOST VERY ANGRY WITH US.

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CHECK BACK NEXT WEEK WHEN WE HAVE NEW HOSTS AND BETTER BANDWIDTH.

LOVE,

--CAKEFARTS

Guess I missed my chance.

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#26 2008-07-18 14:52:09

orangeplus wrote:

I make a motion to include a new definition into the High-Street Lexicon

A post, either a main post or comment to a post is long winded, pointless and it's intention cannot immediately be determined is now a cakefart.

Why not just ask Wilbur to change his name?  Save us all the trouble of posting it each and every time.

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#27 2008-07-18 15:36:16

Snotty wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

I make a motion to include a new definition into the High-Street Lexicon

A post, either a main post or comment to a post is long winded, pointless and it's intention cannot immediately be determined is now a cakefart.

Why not just ask Wilbur to change his name?  Save us all the trouble of posting it each and every time.

Eat my cakefart, cock-breath.

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#28 2008-07-18 16:11:14

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/old_fart_cake.jpg

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#29 2008-07-18 17:07:01

There's a mirror of the video

Also, whoever's responsible for this remarkable thing has been putting some legwork into it, spamming message boards with lurid descriptions of cakefarting and linking back to cakefarts.  Exhibit A.  Exhibit B.

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#30 2008-07-18 19:33:21

Do you think she made a wish before blowing out the icing?

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#31 2008-07-18 19:53:29

orangeplus wrote:

I make a motion to include a new definition into the High-Street Lexicon

A post, either a main post or comment to a post is long winded, pointless and it's intention cannot immediately be determined is now a cakefart.

I propose that cakefart instead be declared when a thread wanders way the hell off of the topic at hand, as with the MUD digression over in the bitch-about-the-backend thread.

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#32 2008-07-18 21:00:50

jesusluvspegging wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

I make a motion to include a new definition into the High-Street Lexicon

A post, either a main post or comment to a post is long winded, pointless and it's intention cannot immediately be determined is now a cakefart.

I propose that cakefart instead be declared when a thread wanders way the hell off of the topic at hand, as with the MUD digression over in the bitch-about-the-backend thread.

I think we should revisit that MUD discussion here.

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#33 2008-07-18 21:16:01

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

I make a motion to include a new definition into the High-Street Lexicon

A post, either a main post or comment to a post is long winded, pointless and it's intention cannot immediately be determined is now a cakefart.

I propose that cakefart instead be declared when a thread wanders way the hell off of the topic at hand, as with the MUD digression over in the bitch-about-the-backend thread.

I think we should revisit that MUD discussion here.

CAKEFART!

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#34 2008-07-19 10:22:12

This is Mandy Taylor. She's not only *farting* on her birthday cake, but gives it a lap-dance afterwards. Pretty hilarious!

http://rapidshare.com/files/79323483/cake.wmv

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#35 2008-07-19 10:40:15

Schiff wrote:

This is Mandy Taylor. She's not only *farting* on her birthday cake, but gives it a lap-dance afterwards. Pretty hilarious!

http://rapidshare.com/files/79323483/cake.wmv

Same question as before, but twice as seriously.

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#36 2008-07-19 19:44:14

jesusluvspegging wrote:

I propose that cakefart instead be declared when a thread wanders way the hell off of the topic at hand, as with the MUD digression over in the bitch-about-the-backend thread.

So "calling cakefart" on someone is like the converse of an asshat, "it's never been mentioned before, but doesn't belong in this discussion?" That's gonna get pretty rough. We like to digress here on the Street.

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#37 2008-07-19 21:25:53

pALEPHx wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

I propose that cakefart instead be declared when a thread wanders way the hell off of the topic at hand, as with the MUD digression over in the bitch-about-the-backend thread.

So "calling cakefart" on someone is like the converse of an asshat, "it's never been mentioned before, but doesn't belong in this discussion?" That's gonna get pretty rough. We like to digress here on the Street.

I agree, and I wouldn't like to put any dampers on those digressions. 

I propose a narrowing of the definition of cakefart to mean when a thread wanders way the hell off of the topic at hand, then becoming a discussion about something that only two, possibly three, people care about and contribute to, but which bores the everlasting tits off of everybody else.

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#38 2008-07-19 21:30:13

Fucking Hell!!!!


doesn't anybody just fuck anymore???

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#39 2008-07-19 21:47:23

George Orr wrote:

I propose a narrowing of the definition of cakefart to mean when a thread wanders way the hell off of the topic at hand, then becoming a discussion about something that only two, possibly three, people care about and contribute to, but which bores the everlasting tits off of everybody else.

This, too, is dangerous. Daring people to find something boring at High Street is like telling a pederast that all children have AIDS. You'll get too many people with knee-jerk reactions and whose funny bone hasn't been tickled enough. I certainly wouldn't want to be the arbiter of that fate. If we HAVE to incorporate 'cakefart' into our private vernacular, then it should apply to "perverse ideas that please only few." We still have to recognize that this will capture balloon, stiletto, latex, and furry fetishists. Since we enjoy making fun of them all, then I say cakefart the lot.

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#40 2008-07-19 21:52:58

pALEPHx wrote:

This, too, is dangerous. Daring people to find something boring at High Street is like telling a pederast that all children have AIDS. You'll get too many people with knee-jerk reactions and whose funny bone hasn't been tickled enough. I certainly wouldn't want to be the arbiter of that fate. If we HAVE to incorporate 'cakefart' into our private vernacular, then it should apply to "perverse ideas that please only few." We still have to recognize that this will capture balloon, stiletto, latex, and furry fetishists. Since we enjoy making fun of them all, then I say cakefart the lot.

MUDs fall under that category, right?

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#41 2008-07-19 21:57:47

jesusluvspegging wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

This, too, is dangerous. Daring people to find something boring at High Street is like telling a pederast that all children have AIDS. You'll get too many people with knee-jerk reactions and whose funny bone hasn't been tickled enough. I certainly wouldn't want to be the arbiter of that fate. If we HAVE to incorporate 'cakefart' into our private vernacular, then it should apply to "perverse ideas that please only few." We still have to recognize that this will capture balloon, stiletto, latex, and furry fetishists. Since we enjoy making fun of them all, then I say cakefart the lot.

MUDs fall under that category, right?

No! MUDS are not cakefart! Dik u JLP!

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#42 2008-07-19 21:58:25

"perverse ideas that please only few."

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#43 2008-07-20 15:35:44

This site was way ahead of the curve on this "Cakefarts" thing.

For what it's worth.

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#44 2008-07-20 20:25:28

MSG Tripps wrote:

This site was way ahead of the curve on this "Cakefarts" thing.

For what it's worth.

It's worth quite a bit. I propose "cakefart" mean "an idea or action expressed or performed way ahead of the curve," as in "This whole discussion is really quite the cakefart."

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#45 2008-07-20 20:29:13

So....  therefore cakefart is something that is called with hindsight?

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#46 2008-07-20 20:33:05

Probably, in foresight, cakefart will mean "ephemeral grotesque."

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#47 2008-07-20 20:35:33

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

"ephemeral grotesque."

Rimbaud and Morrison.  The word whore thing?

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#48 2008-07-20 20:39:31

Hey, I like that. The definition becomes more nuanced with each post.

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#49 2008-07-20 20:43:21

Hey Taint.

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#50 2008-07-20 20:44:31

MSG Tripps wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

"ephemeral grotesque."

Rimbaud and Morrison.  The word whore thing?

Hey - don't mention those two in the same breath. Rimbaud had genius. Morrison was a fucking wanker - I couldn't have been more pleased when he died.

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