U.S. regulators on Thursday said warnings about the risk of sudden hearing loss linked to popular drugs for impotence, including Viagra, Cialis and Levitra, would be added to the drugs' labels. (Reuters)

Guy swaggers into a pharmacy, slaps a fifty down on the counter, and says, "I wanna dozen condoms, a clothespin, an' a pair of cotton balls." The pharmacist replies, "I understand the condoms, but how does the rest go with your new prescription for Levitra?" Deadpan, the guy responds, "Cuz there are two things I can't stand when I'm fuckin': The smell of rubber burnin' and the sound of some bitch screamin'."