#1 2008-08-23 21:30:54

SNL alum Victoria Jackson actually made me laugh today.

"You see, what bothers me most, besides that he is a Communist, and a whitey- hater, (although he is half white), is that he is a LIAR.  He pretends to be a Christian and he incriminates himself everytime he speaks about Christianity.  To lie about being a believer in Christ is very dangerous.  Lightning could strike him at any minute!"

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#2 2008-08-23 23:37:40

Is she kidding?

The fucking Antichrist?

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#3 2008-08-23 23:52:06

Wait, he's really not the Antichrist?

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#4 2008-08-24 00:38:49

Oh, God.  I think she's serious.

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#5 2008-08-24 00:55:19

She is fucking serious.  I hate to break it to her, but Obongo doesn’t have what it would take to be The Antichrist.

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#6 2008-08-24 01:01:49

Yeah, I think she's serious. I saw her on the TV a few years ago. In the interview she was talking about her wacko religion.  Or just maybe it's the longest running SNL skit in history.

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#7 2008-08-24 01:02:56

Why do all entertainment has-beens seem to be either drug freaks or Jebus freaks?

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#8 2008-08-24 01:07:08

George Orr wrote:

Why do all entertainment has-beens seem to be either drug freaks or Jebus freaks?

A lot of them are ex-drug freaks that needed something slightly less destructive to fill the void with.

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#9 2008-08-24 01:31:37

"I used to be all messed up on drugs.  But then I found the Lord.  And now I'm all messed up on the Lord."  -  Cheech & Chong

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#10 2008-08-24 04:10:29

George Orr wrote:

"I used to be all messed up on drugs.  But then I found the Lord.  And now I'm all messed up on the Lord."  -  Cheech & Chong

It's true. I did the God beat as a reporter for about three years and the most die-hard members of the most die-hard sects and groups usually had pretty extreme pasts. Former womanizin', meth-shootin', jenkem-snortin' bikers would become Fundamentalist bible thumpin' Jeebus freaks. And they relished the opportunities to their stories.

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#11 2008-08-24 04:20:49

According to wiki she was hired on to SNL in '86, meaning it has taken her TWENTY TWO YEARS to say something funny.

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#12 2008-08-24 10:15:56

jesusluvspegging wrote:

it has taken her TWENTY TWO YEARS to say something funny.

My point exactly.

I like her touring schedule. In July she played at the North American Hairstyling Awards. D'you think she went over well with the majority of male hairstylists?

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#13 2008-08-24 11:01:01

She said two things that were funny.  Or didn't you read this far down?

"I contribute this directly to a rapid decline in Bible teaching resulting in the break up of the family unit, the anchor of a society."

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#14 2008-08-24 11:24:53

hedgewizard wrote:

She said two things that were funny.  Or didn't you read this far down?

Fuck off, you mongoloid hair-splitter. To be sure, the site is full of unintentional humor, much like any other jebus-centric screed.

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#15 2008-08-24 17:04:34

karenw wrote:

hedgewizard wrote:

She said two things that were funny.  Or didn't you read this far down?

Fuck off, you mongoloid hair-splitter. To be sure, the site is full of unintentional humor, much like any other jebus-centric screed.

Doesn't she know that it's against her religion to spill her screed?

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#16 2008-08-25 09:21:57

Too bad. Now I have to retract all that fapping from years past, lying awake late on a lonely Saturday night in the late 80s.

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#18 2010-03-27 03:17:17

George Orr wrote:

Really? Was that real? That wasn't real. That was a joke, right? Right? That wasn't real.


Really?

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#19 2010-03-27 06:02:42

Surely two components of Ms. Jackson's cocktail are helium and prednizone, but what is the secret ingredient that makes her a complete idiot?


Still, there's always time for a good meal.

http://www.imagehut.net/images/prkn0q3zy5swaz0ztc5.jpg

Last edited by Fled (2010-03-27 06:11:34)

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#20 2010-03-27 11:16:27

Fled wrote:

Surely two components of Ms. Jackson's cocktail are helium and prednizone, but what is the secret ingredient that makes her a complete idiot?


Still, there's always time for a good meal.

http://www.imagehut.net/images/prkn0q3zy5swaz0ztc5.jpg

That picture would be a little less off-putting if she didn't look like she was sitting on the toilet.

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#21 2010-03-27 11:51:05

tojo2000 wrote:

Fled wrote:

Surely two components of Ms. Jackson's cocktail are helium and prednizone, but what is the secret ingredient that makes her a complete idiot?


Still, there's always time for a good meal.

http://www.imagehut.net/images/prkn0q3zy5swaz0ztc5.jpg

That picture would be a little less off-putting if she didn't look like she was sitting on the toilet.

You thought that, too, eh?

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#22 2010-03-27 12:58:49

Oh no, scat again, grumble grumble.

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#23 2010-03-27 21:27:53

Can a woman even get a blumpkin? Inquiring minds want to know?

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#24 2010-03-28 00:02:10

Taint wrote:

Really? Was that real? That wasn't real. That was a joke, right? Right? That wasn't real.


Really?

"Prescient?" Is that Latin for "twat?"

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#25 2010-03-28 15:06:14

Taint wrote:

Really? Was that real? That wasn't real. That was a joke, right? Right? That wasn't real.


Really?

Get ready for the TeaBag Party slate:  Palin/Jackson 2012

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#26 2011-02-23 21:31:16

Resurrecting this old thread--just like Victoria's Jesus!

Apparently Obama's not the Antichrist any more, though.  Now he's just a run-of-the-mill Communist:

Read the whole thing.  It gets better as you go along and redlines as soon as they start quoting Miss Victoria.

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#27 2011-02-23 22:06:38

I thought communist scare tactics went out with the 80's??

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#28 2011-02-23 22:18:20

Emmeran wrote:

I thought communist scare tactics went out with the 80's??

So did Victoria Jackson, so it's fitting.

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